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Kate:(calls Yelena on phone): hey babe, how are you on your mission?
Yelena: I'm fine, everything is going well. What are you doing?
Kate: me and Lucky are at the pool enjoying the weather.
Yelena: I need pictures
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madweather · 3 days
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Kate: So, Yelena, do you have any new goals?
Yelena: I've been banned from every major city's public transport system except New York City. I don't know what their breaking point is, but I will fucking find it.
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madweather · 3 days
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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Chapters: 3/20 Fandom: Warrior Nun (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Sister Beatrice/Ava Silva Characters: Ava Silva, Sister Beatrice (Warrior Nun), Sister Lilith (Warrior Nun), Sister Camila (Warrior Nun), Shotgun Mary (Warrior Nun), Yasmine Amunet, Mother Superion (Warrior Nun), Father Vincent (Warrior Nun), Jillian Salvius, J.C. (Warrior Nun) Additional Tags: the “undead” ava AU, yes Ava dies in this but that’s basically canon typical, she died like three times in the show??, You can’t keep a good Ava down!, the OCS fights actual monsters in this instead of the wraiths, nun ava left daed, homoerotic tension abound Summary:
When Ava dies, she doesn’t stay dead. The OCS wants to use her but all she wants to do is live her lives in peace.
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madweather · 3 days
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Yelena: Hey, Kate Bishop, can you help me with my zipper? Kate: Yeah, I’m on it! Yelena: Kate: Yelena: UP, Kate. Kate: Right, sorry. Force of habit.
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madweather · 3 days
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HAWKEYE - Clint Barton vs Kate Bishop... vs Lucky ?!
Marvel Entertainment -  Animated Promotional Video Directed by Pedro Allevato
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madweather · 5 days
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Warrior Nun (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sister Beatrice/Ava Silva Characters: Ava Silva, Sister Beatrice (Warrior Nun) Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Ava Silva Needs a Hug, Sister Beatrice Needs a Hug (Warrior Nun), Hurt/Comfort, Grief/Mourning, Actually Not a lot of grief but there’s a little anyway, Fix-It of Sorts, Ava Silva Comes Back from the Other Realm, Switzerland, Religious Imagery & Symbolism Summary:
Beatrice goes back to Switzerland, not ready to let Ava go yet. Ava goes back to Switzerland, hoping to meet Beatrice there.
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Yelena: So... what are you wearing?
Kate: (suggestively) Do you want me to tell you or do you want to come find out yourself?
(10 minutes later)
Yelena: That... Is…
Kate: (in a dinosaur onesie)
Yelena: SO COOL.
Kate: I knew you’d love it! I have one for you.
Yelena: (taking the onesie) Yesss!
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madweather · 5 days
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Death's Head (2019) #2 Tini Howard & Kei Zama
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Death's Head (2019) #2 Tini Howard & Kei Zama
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Yelena: Am I straight?
Kate: Not in the slightest, babe.
Yelena: Kate, my parking. Not me.
Kate: Oh in that case, probably no.
Yelena: Will you just look?
Kate: *looks*
Kate: Surprisingly this is the straightest you've ever-
Yelena: Get out of my car.
Kate: Bossy. *smirks* I like it.
Yelena, flustered: Stop it.
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madweather · 5 days
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Kate, after meeting Yelena: I can’t fix her but I could fuck her.
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Natasha: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold? Yelena (looking at Kate): You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house. Kate: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. Yelena: Good thinking.
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madweather · 7 days
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Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Warrior Nun (TV) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Sister Beatrice/Ava Silva Characters: Ava Silva, Sister Beatrice (Warrior Nun), Sister Camila (Warrior Nun), Sister Lilith (Warrior Nun), Shotgun Mary (Warrior Nun), Mother Superion (Warrior Nun), Father Vincent (Warrior Nun), J.C. (Warrior Nun), Adriel (Warrior Nun), Hans (Warrior Nun), Diego (Warrior Nun), Sister Crimson (Warrior Nun), Cardinal Duretti (Warrior Nun), Sister Dora (Warrior Nun), Jillian Salvius, Michael Salvius Additional Tags: Romance, Sexual Tension, Violence, Trauma, Smut, Guns, Gunshot Wounds, Desire, Action & Romance, Eventual Happy Ending Summary:
Beatrice, the wealthiest arms dealer in the country, struggles to maintain her influence in a world filled with intrigues and dangers. Amidst the whirlwind that is her life, she finds herself in an unusual situation when she is mistaken for an escort by a young bride, Ava, with whom she feels a devastating sexual attraction.
Unable to reveal her true identity, the two of them plunge into a game of desire and power, where the boundaries between right and wrong become increasingly blurred.
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