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bif: yes dear 😔

#bully scholarship edition #canis canem edit #lmao the realest

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irls will always question me when i say the xenomorph is sexy as if its not designed to look like a anthropormorphic bdsm dominatrix motorcycle 'but she would kill you!!!' and so could a motorcycle and ill stil hop on that thang

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normal about them

#fortnite yuri... more likely than you think #I ADORE them

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HE GOT BICURIOUS IN THE TIMELOOP !!!

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You know who you are

but for everyone else btw it was @razzbberry

#me rn

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I'm trying to get the badges let me farm boops off you and farm boops off me in turn 😭 I will just start spamming randoms

#BOOP ME

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hello tumblr

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*borat voice* my wife

i choose to believe zoe morphs into her beta design after graduation and joins a grunge girlband

#canis canem edit #bully scholarship edition #this design EATS

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This isn't even a hate message this is just the funniest possible thing in the universe. I'm losing my shit laughing right now

#honestly. me

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rockstar wrote the world’s best love story in 2006

original text post by greelin

#canis canem edit #bully scholarship edition #smopkins #real

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#durarara #drrr

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Ubel bluh bluh bluh 🐰🕳

#hatsune miku #rabbit hole #obsessed #sousou no frieren

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CUTE DATE IDEA: go to a medieval torture museum and tell each other which devices you would put each other in

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"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

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moves and counter-moves ♟️

#canis canem edit #bully scholarship edition

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a little companion peeta to my last finnick drawing!

#the hunger games #thg