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maevedmab · 2 days
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stizzy
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maevedmab · 3 days
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My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"
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maevedmab · 4 days
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😭true
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maevedmab · 10 days
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Ed: this plan to escape the Republic of Pirates sounds like a complete suicide mission
Stede: don't worry kitten
Ed: okay ❤️ yay!! ❤️
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maevedmab · 12 days
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As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.
In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.
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maevedmab · 13 days
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Obsessed w Cooper’s southern drawl.
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maevedmab · 13 days
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when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:
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maevedmab · 14 days
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maevedmab · 15 days
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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this
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maevedmab · 16 days
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maevedmab · 16 days
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I love the implication that he just said Harry's words back at him in a mocking voice at the end there XD. "GhOsTs ArE tRaNsPaReNt 😒" I'd be laughing my ass off.
Bitches will really read about a grown ass 36 year old man bullying a teenager and giggle and kick their feet (it's me I'm bitches).
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maevedmab · 16 days
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maevedmab · 19 days
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You might have thought card sharks and loan sharks were named after the predatory fish, but apparently there’s a decent chance it’s the other way around from an old Dutch word meaning “person that takes unfair advantage of other people”. Before that they were known in English as a haye or dogfish, which means sometime in the ~1400s enough English sailors started saying “don’t get in the water, it’s infested with those jerks”
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maevedmab · 19 days
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Letterkenny can be summed up as "Everyone wants to sleep with the most autistic guy in town" and I think that's beautiful
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maevedmab · 25 days
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maevedmab · 25 days
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maevedmab · 26 days
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Another win for the queer community
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