manicgoblinnightmarewoman

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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

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Panda @mandyland viz

Homemade Cookies

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#inktober #dream

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Stop me if you hate the concept: short, fat, hairy lady gets isakai'd into a high fantasy, and instead of "oh look at all these ethereal elves woe for I am but a flawed mortal" routine she lands in Dwarf territory and is immediately revered as the most enchanting and desirable maid in all the land. This immediately becomes a zesty romantic drama. Thoughts

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(guy who just got a centrifuge voice) nice soup dude. i wonder what it would look like with the liquid and solid parts separated

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i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles

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if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

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Beans, corn, and squash are my mom and aunts. Corn being my mom, obviously, because I am from Ohio.

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Everytime you make a nasty decision

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(おじゃま攻撃かと思いきや | キュルZ＠5巻7/27 さんのマンガ | ツイコミ(仮)から)

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still. after all of it. mostly, i want to be kind

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sometimes, the only way i know my roommate is still alive is the $30 cheese that appears and disappears from our fridge

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btw it's fantasy, you really don't need to worry about your world map making "sense" geologically or whatever. make that river flow backwards from the sea into the mountain.