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Thanks to all the 642 people who have followed. I didn't think I'd even get above 50 so thank you to all of you!
I know I don't update all the time but I'll try to keep making funny content for everyone
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Homare: I do not need to "slow down", I'm fine. Look I can even do this-
Homare: *Stands up and immediately passes out*
Hisoka: What exactly has he been drinking?
Azuma: He's drunk on elegance and grace. And Fire Whiskey. And Vodka.
Tasuku: Why do I continue to be friends with you fools?
Hisoka: Because, you are also a fool, my friend.
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Itaru: Hey, I need some advice.
Chikage: And you came to me??
Itaru: Yes.
Chikage: Terrible choice, really.
Itaru: Look, if I wanted to fix my problems I wouldn't be here. Now come on and help me do the wrong thing.
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Tsuzuru, at the coffee shop to get a coffee while writing: I want a black coffee with fourteen espresso shots
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Azuma: I still don't understand what a wine stopper is for...
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If anyone wants to DM to just chat about a3 that's absolutely fine! I'm very friendly!
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Taichi: Before you say anything...
Sakyo:
Kazu:
Taichi:
Sakyo: *raises eyebrows*
Taichi: ...That's it. We just don't want you to say anything.
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Sakyo: You don't have a a self preservation bone in your body!
Taichi: Even if I did, I'm pretty sure I broke it.
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Chikage: How come whenever I have fun, it's considered wrong?
Hisoka: People die when you have fun.
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Tsuzuru: Citron, we need your help pulling this off.
Citron: *Spins around in a rolling chair to face Spring* You could not live with your own failure, and look where that brought you. Back to me.
Tsuzuru: Never mind we’ll do it ourselves.
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Banri: I dare you to marry me
Juza: I’m not gonna fall for that, stupid Settsu
Banri: Then i win
Juza: What? Hell no! I’m gonna marry the fuck out of you right away. Let's go to a church right now. You think you can just win like that? Hell no
Sakyo, Omi and Taichi: [facepalms]
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Tenma, looking at Summer when he first arrived: I think we can all agree I'm a ten amongst these threes.
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Juza: What are you doing?
Taichi, spreading toothpaste on toast: multitasking
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Muku: What's an orgasm?
Kazu: WHERE DID YOU HEAR-
Tenma: It's when you fold paper to look like birds and stuff like that
Kumon: That's oregano
Kazu: stOP-
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Sakuya: Jail’s no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Chikage: Oh, you’ve been too?
Sakuya: Once, in Monopoly.
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Tsuzuru: Citron doesn't really have a life plan. Earlier, I found a sticky note on his desk that said "put on pants." It was followed by a question mark. 
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Haruto: Being good is for suckers. What do you even get out of it?
Sakuya: A feeling of fulfillment in your soul?
Haruto: Gross.
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