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Well, fuck me sideways. Connections have been made.

My girlfriend has this specific gesture she does sometimes, a very particular way of turning her wrist around and locking her fingers in one specific grip. Fast or slow, the angle of her wrist and the rhythm of the movement are always exactly the same, and at this point I've learned to recognize the motion well enough that she could do it with her back towards me and I know she's doing it.

The first time I saw her do it I thought she was putting something into her pocket, but once I noticed her making it more often I started making connections. I saw her doing it unconsciously when some situation in the house is getting tense - not during the casual sparring arguments with my other housemates, but the serious fights where shit is about to actually get fucking real - and I figured that it's a nervous thing, she doesn't like where this is going and it's scaring her. So that became my cue that it's time to back down.

I don't know when she noticed that I noticed her doing it. We've never talked about it, but at some point she started doing it on purpose, as her way of telling me that I should stop causing problems. Rotating her hand slowly means she's seeing a problem brewing and it's better that I watch myself before I start escalating it, and a quick flick and snap means whatever I was just about to say or do, I should cut that shit out right this fucking second. It works for some reason, so I've respected that.

My girlfriend does some volunteering favors for the neighbors here sometimes. Today she asked if I wanted to come along to walk this one old couple's dog, and I was feeling up for it so I went along. My father was terrified of dogs so I'm not familiar with them, but her family has always had them.

So we were walking, talking about something else, enjoying the nice weather for once, when my girlfriend saw another dog walker approaching. I didn't notice anything out of the ordinary, but the other dog walker started pulling the dog back with this roller leash thing whatever the fuck they're called. And then the old couples' dog started growling.

With the familiarity of someone who's been handling dogs all her life my girlfriend grabbed the little fucker's leash, wrapping it around the width of her palm and gripping it to pull the dog closer a second before it could bolt to attack. A move she's probably done countless times in her life, that she could do in her sleep, by instinct, without ever even thinking about it. A gesture I've learned to fucking spot from across the room from the corner of my eye. That exact same fucking twirl and grip. I have no idea if she noticed me noticing it or making the connection.

She's fucking learned to pull my fucking leash back when I'm about to start shit.

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i love neil josten so much i love his little creepy ass smile like yes you are so iconic you fucking freak

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please share the emo boy in the luggage rack on the train image

"image" is such a casual word i honestly think this masterpiece belongs in an art gallery for the world to see and appreciate

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

#same sex marriage #let’s fucking gooooo

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remember when neil convinced kevin to out wymack as his dad because the press “won’t care half as much about my father when they find out who yours is” like UHM neil honey im pretty sure the press is going to be FAR more interested in your mob boss serial killer dad that just tried to murder you than the fact that kevin day is the son of an exy coach 

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someone said ttds wolfstar as girldads? oh- oops my hand slipped <3

i just adore them:(((

OH MY GOD?

OH MY GOD

oh my GOD

IOOHONGNYMYNGNGNFHF OHHHHHHHHH IM GONNA LITERALLY CRYYYY

SIRIUS WITH THE HAIR TIES IN HIS MOUTHRHHD oh my god little georgia 🥺🥺🥺 annalise with the curly hair and the SPRAY BOTTLE ohhhhfndn yes no this is exactly it like she’s sitting in his lap as he does her hairrrhdhd

i seriously think i might cry this is. incredible i ADORE you for this i am. 🥺❤️❤️

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hc that andrew is really good at jeopardy and whenever it's just him and neil sitting in the dorm living room - and eventually their own living room later on - he'll just sit and answer each one word-for-word while neil watches, amazed

maybe neil is also super good (idk man i just think he holds on to useless info since he'll never know when he might need it) and they compete to see who can get the most points between the two

whenever neil beats andrew he just gives him the most smug smirk that andrew has to kiss off his face (and it has nothing to do with the fact that the smirk maybe makes andrews knees weak and ears hot, and maybe he lets him win sometimes just to see the easy confidence that neil takes on, maybe)

and one day the foxes are there to witness the back-and-forth between them and they're like "you guys should go on the show" and i just know that andrew would think that winning jeopardy would be the funniest thing ever and neil would like that it showed his new freedom in that he could go on live tv with no risk.

so they apply and get on the show (idk how that works) and immediately act like they don't know each other, they're just contestants to each other. and quickly they start trash-talking each other, i mean come on, and the host probably mentions that they're both professional exy players and have been on teams together in the past, so they probably trash talk each other about that even more

and it gets to the point where the old (or maybe new idk) minyard-josten rivalry hashtag starts trending again and at this point they're not publicly out so everybody believes they just really hate each other

anyways, andrew eventually wins (IM SRY BUT I JUST THINK HE'D BE BETTER BECAUSE OF HIS MEMORY) and they ask what he's going to do with the prize money and he turns to neil and is like "i'll probably take my husband on vacation, but i wouldn't know where he'd want to go" and neil smiles at him and is like "anywhere is fine as long as i'm with you" and thats how they come out to the public

"minyard-josten marriage?!" trends for a month after that

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Oh

Oh.

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didn’t realize i needed to hear mario call luigi “lou” but i don’t think i’ll ever recover

#mario movie #mario #luigi

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Neil: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules. Allison: What? Neil: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

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It remains to paint

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Sleepy Jegulus ❤️💚 hope you guys like

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Sketch~

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Favorite funny Apollo moment has to be in Metamorphosis when he tries to impress a Shepard (later prophet) Branchus. So he goes into a human disguise and tries to be like “Yeah I like goats too” and then accidentally tries to milk a male goat, and he’s so fucking embarrassed that he just ditches the disguise and introduces himself. This attempt at flirting worked btw

If I saw a guy accidentally jack off a goat when he’s trying to milk them and then awkwardly reveal himself to be Apollo to try and save face I would also probably be pretty charmed tbh

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Zeus: *kills Apollo’s son with a lightning bolt*

Apollo: wtf dad that was your grandson I thought that killing family members was like our #1 taboo in this culture

Zeus: *shrugs*

Apollo: Well I can’t attack Zeus. I’ll just take it out on the Cyclopes because they invented the lightning bolt

Zeus: Why are you killing your cousins? Don’t you know that killing family members is like the #1 taboo in this culture?

Apollo: But you just…

Zeus: Enough. To the mortal realm with you. One year of servitude.

Apollo: Aw, weak. Not again.

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Happy asexuality awareness day!