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one must imagine sisyphus bouncing on it and moaning

#must one?

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Instead of looksmaxing we could instead smile max, or maybe kissmax

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Technophobes need to apologise for "just put it in plain English you stupid machine!" because, well for one the decline in accurate error messages in favour of simplicity has contributed to the rise of tech illiteracy, but also because now whenever an "app" has a net connection error it will pop up a box saying something like "oo ooopsie! Your super duper feed went poo poo. We'll try again soon!" which having said to me by a corporation is about 8 million times worse than having to hear the word "network".

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Do you pepper your speech with foreign words or phrases, just for fun?

Yes, a lot

Yes, sometimes

Yes, rarely

No

#all the time #mainly german. i’ll say danke/bitte and gesundheit #also ‘das ist life’ which is. #only somewhat german but i have fun saying it

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i accidentally brainrotted our entire dnd group (including myself) with cal and soren (npc, the guy in the tire). so i'm drawing cal again. he's a faggot if you couldn't tell

#martzipan #cal #<- he gets an oc tag bc i've posted him twice now #huge part of cal's character is that he's gay and everyone knows it but him. he's really really stupid oblivious to it #also. as a warlock he can telepathically transmit messages to people #some party members came up with the idea that sometimes he does it on accident. i went 'yes absolutely' #cal's really really emotionally unintelligent i love him. little dumb idiot twink #every single one of my dnd characters is a self insert in some way. they all get a little bit of me right #cal got the smug asshole who lives in my brain snarking ppl. and also my complete obliviousness when it comes to romance #he's VERY fun to play. so so so stupid <3

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Nice whumpy thing: when people are intensely pragmatic about their injuries illnesses.

“Listen, if I pass out…”

“If you let up pressure, I’ll bleed out. So just, don’t move.”

“I know it ill hurt, just do what you need to.”

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girls when they have to select their move-out time

#marzi speaks #aaaaaa okay. okay. better to wait than to run out of time. so. #we'll say. we'll say like. 7pm. maybe 7:30 so i feel a little less nervous #yeah. yeah that works

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1. holstein 2. jersey

3. brahman 4. highland

6. texas longhorn 7. black angus

8. brown swiss 9. guernsey

10. watusi 11. hanwoo

#i think i’m a bad texan if i don’t go longhorn #i’ve seen them in person. they’re epic

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Ever see a baby alligator get dizzy?

#BABY DEATH ROLL

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MEAL HAD YIPPEE

#marzi speaks #did not have nearly as many veggies as i wanted to but there weren’t many options #i got some good seafood and carbs tho so. protein and vitamins if nothing else

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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"careful! thats fetish art!" girl you have no idea

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HOKAY. time to go get Meal

#marzi speaks #meal time. time for meal. meal…. #my shoe is tied too loosely i must fix that first #… #OKAY now meal time may commence

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im so normal abt sibling relationships in media i swear

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NEW WACOM TABLET JUST DROPPED ???

#marzi speaks #the movink…. this actually appeals to me way more than the cintique does…. oleds portability… #maybe i need to do some product research

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i need to make myself go eat but dear god i don’t wanna move

#marzi speaks #gonna do the thing every dunmeshi fan does and invent a little senshi to yell at me to eat well #god what do they even have at the dining hall tonight. lemme check that first #the menu actually looks good tonite folks. i actually want to go eat yippee