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#pookie :3

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ok never thought i'd be hoping an f1 car overtook a toilet. @vespercat has send me such a a gem. it has subs <3 (tho proud of myself for how much German I understood woop! funnily enough engineering German wasn't covered in my course.) like this little nerd! building his track of Monaco! I need him to meet Seb and Nico. I need it.

#i have the sudden desire to go to hamburg #i need to see this in person

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whats your favorite story of a drivers karting days? im new to your blog but you seem to know lots about their early careers!

checo was banned by the mexican racing federation when he was 13 and couldn't race in the country again until the 2015 mexican grand prix. he has a conspiracy theory about it

#well #this is a new story

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that is fucked

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

#rip napoleon you wouldve been a great f1 tp #<<exclusively hires tall drivers #<- Can i use this in my nando as aston tp predictions

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#a 5 foot fish

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View Suspended II by Dutch artist Paul Veroude

View Suspended is an art installation by Paul Veroude in which a Mercedes F1 car was 'exploded' into 3,200 parts, each part suspended by string tethered to the ceiling of Mercedes-Benz World's F1 exhibition in Surrey, UK.

#absolutely beautiful

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Meeting to talk shit about his exes(it's more like crying and talk about how much they miss their old mans)

#nico rosberg #marc marquez

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#is this even a question? #i know some parts of the Avatar fandom are annoying #i know its a good show but not everything is a 10/10 #the romance was not good (unless its sokka and any of his love interest) #and sometimes characters are a bit inconsistent #but i dont need to explain the swifties

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Why have I just seen your header… I have no word 😳

On full screen as everyone deserves <333333

#... #i can never escape the borderline softcore porn #sex is less explicit than professional sports #marc marquez

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#barbie fandom is the one to say “girl math” #and while “girl math” gives me a aneurysm #the hazbin hotel fandom is a mix of indie animation and musical #as well as of disney and “adult cartoon” #so hazbin hotel wins #but let me tell you my vote was close #fuck girl math

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#now making fun of hair loss is weird because hair loss is a part of life #however seb had the chance to let his hair grow but no #went to the army barber shop

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how literally HOW do you explain all this to your investors torger? How do you fumble so much and explain this??

Like?? How do you go to your meeting like:

Toto: Hey so we lost Lewis

investor 1: Like, the seven time champion Lewis?

Toto: Ya that one

Toto: But don’t worry! I’m laying on the charm to get Max!

Investor 1: Great! How you doing that?

Toto: Harassing him through media statements and ignoring my other drivers

Investor 2: Oh! well keep us updated on that, Im pretty sure he’s not leaving if Newey is there tho

Toto: Glad you mentioned that! He’s leaving redbull

Investor 3: FANTASTIC! So we got Newey?

Toto: Wellll…..no Ferrari got him too, probably

Investor 2: So…we’re fucked?

Toto: Not exactly! Look what i found!

(younger photo to be more convincing, i mean who can say no to that sweet little smile-toto’s thinking, probably)

Toto: See! We can win with him! Even if he’s not legally able to use the car for another six months…

Investor 1: Toto… that’s a child!

Toto: There’s literally no one else, no one. It’s the seventeen year old or it’s George by himself, we have no other options.

Investors: Is your wife available?

Toto: She doesn’t drive anymore-

Investors: No, for a management position

#toto's fuck-ups are leading to a f1 driver that is younger then me #i dont know how to feel about this

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I have never felt such a quick wave of dread

#god help me

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Jenson is literally the capybara of the 00s-10s F1 they put that man with the most mentally unhinged competitors and teammates and he was chill. He was like the dogs they give to cheetahs in zoos to calm them down except it was him, one dog, and 22 cheetahs.

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Who's cat is this?

#yuki tsunoda

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I replied to your message in my head several days ago did you not get it