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TEXT 💦 CHARSSIE

Charlotte: Pls. You already stole my dreams, you’re not getting my money too. What kind of party was it that guys were lining up to go down???

Charlotte: YES! I know! I have no idea what happened! I looked SO hot!

Massie: It was worth a shot. And shit, I don't know. I just heard about it from an old hookup and tried it out and I'm so glad I did. For all I know, I was part of some sort of ritual for those witch dudes, but they were all really good with their tongues so I don't give a shit.

Massie: You always look hot so I believe you! You think he had plans to go screw someone else after?

#text #massie #text: massie

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TEXT 💦 CHARSSIE

Charlotte: Excuse me? What the fuck? Congratulations, bitch! Where did you even go!?

Charlotte: NONE! I went with Motthew because I figured it was a quick and easy way to get free booze and a reliable dick at the end of the night and NOTHING HAPPENED!

Massie: Hold your congratulations and Venmoan me some money to congratulate me instead. I went to some party that I think the witch's school frats were holding?

Massie: I'm sorry, what? You got rejected by Motthew of all monsters?

#text #charlotte #text: charlotte

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TEXT 💦 CHARSSIE

Massie: Does four men lining up to go down on you count as a fiveway? Cause if it does, I just had my first.

Massie: How many times did you get laid at the Bathory's boring ass party???

#text #charlotte #text: charlotte #charlottewebb

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What is your favorite thing about Fall?

Costume parties. Anywhere I can go to get my dance on while also having a good excuse to cover my face is good by me. Everything else about fall, I hate. I need the heat -- summer is definitely my season.

honesty hour!

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What's your best childhood memory?

Definitely freezing my mama’s first boyfriend after her ex-husband left. He thought just because he was bigger than her and because she was in love with him that he could push her around, bruise her up, and she’d let it happen. I shot him a glare and bam, he’d never hurt her or anybody else ever again. I’d never felt so empowered and while my mama was mad at first, she came to thank me.

honesty hour!

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Who is the person you are closest to?

My mama. 

honesty hour!

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Do you like a little mess in your life or do you prefer things to be neat and tidy?

Drama mess is fine, dirty mess isn’t. Keep your shit clean or else keep it the fuck away from me.

honesty hour!

#answered

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Do you think you're a selfish person in any way?

Yes, and proud to be. Selfish people live longer.

honesty hour!

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Are you happy with your body image?

I’m too happy with it, if that’s a thing. You know that body dysmorphia thing? I think I’ve got the opposite of that, because I think I’m fine as hell but nobody else seems to.

honesty hour!

#answered

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The stupidest thing you've ever done?

Probably trying to swipe on dating apps for my mom. I don’t know why I thought anyone out there would be good enough for her and the quality of the men in her age range was frankly depressing as shit.

honesty hour!

#answered

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#Likes #About

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what are your feelings on normies?

Seriously? I barely tolerate other monsters, you think I like normies? They’re gross and there’s way too many of them and they don’t respect those that are more powerful than them, which is a pretty good way to get their ass handed to them someday.

honesty hour!

#answered

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#Likes #About

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what's your weirdest sexual fantasy?

Eye contact during could be cool.

honesty hour!

#answered

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Are you a clean or messy person?

I’m a messy person, but only if it’s my own mess. Keep your shit away from mine, point blank.

honesty hour!

#answered

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What was your childhood like?

One of my parents was a rooster monster and the other was a toad monster, and I came out scarier and better than both of them so I had to take care of us all. Eventually the rooster dipped because all cocks suck, and now my were-toad mom is my best friend. 

honesty hour!

#answered

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Have you ever eaten a rat?

Wanna be the first?

honesty hour!

#answered