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Commander Steve McGarrett
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After giving it some serious thought the last couple days I’ve decided to archive this blog and start over with a new blog and a new url rather then continue to use this one as this one has become such a mess.
Therefore I’ve made a new blog and have moved Steve there. If you would like to continue to write and plot with Steve you can now find him over here
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After giving it some serious thought the last couple days I’ve decided to archive this blog and start over with a new blog and a new url rather then continue to use this one as this one has become such a mess.
Therefore I’ve made a new blog and have moved Steve there. If you would like to continue to write and plot with Steve you can now find him over here
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♛♛ fresh prince of bel air sentence starters ♛♛
“ if you want a shot at being with me, maybe you should try talking to me like a human being ? got it ? ”
“ i’m sorry but i’m sick and tired of men acting like pouty babies. ”
“ girl, yo feet must be tired cause you’ve been running through my mind all day ! ”
“ it’s your world squirrel, i’m just tryin’ to get a nut. ”
“ hey girl, i’d marry your brother just to be in your family. ”
“ girl, the way you looking so good. i wish just i could plant you and grow a whole field of ya’ll.”
“ mirror mirror on the wall, i’m not too short i’m not too tall, but damn if i don’t got it all. ”
“ mirror, mirror on the wall, jean claude van damme i’m fine. “
” i exploit people everyday, but it’s thanksgiving so i’ll have the day off. “
“ hey baby, i noticed you noticing me and i just wanted to put you on notice that i noticed you too.”
“ dad, don’t do anything stupid ! you haven’t updated your will yet. ”
“ what’s that hideous thing growing out of your neck ?! never mind, it’s just your head. ”
“ if it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and smells like a duck, what is it ? ”
“ maybe i sometimes say things that are selfish and self-centered, but that’s who i am. ”
“ ain’t no thang but a chicken wing. ”
“ as my father used to say, it’s better to give than to receive. ”
“ i think you’ve been deprived of oxygen at birth. ”
“ it’s a cruel world big guy and you can’t be in it forever. ”
“ you hurt him, and you could have hurt yourself ! ”
“ you’re a slacker. you say you want things but you’re never willing to work for it ! you never make the sacrifice. you think you’re just gonna charm your way through. ”
“ let me tell you something. i am nothing like my father. ”
“ come on, i gotta get you to the hospital ! ”
“ what’s french for ‘unwelcome guest’ ? ”
“ something terrible has happened ! ”
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Terrible First Meeting Starters
For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!
“Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!”
“You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.”
“Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?”
“I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.”
“Get out of my way before I move you myself.”
“Please, let me out of here!”
“You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.”
“Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.”
“You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.”
“You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.”
“Please, someone help!”
“You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.”
“Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!”
“I’m sorry if I hurt you.”
“Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!”
“I’ve never seen anything like you before.”
“Stand right there and don’t get any closer!”
“Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.”
“Ugh, my head. What happened to us?”
“Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?”
“If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.”
“Holy shit. What have you done?!”
“Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?”
“Don’t panic, I can explain!”
“I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.”
“I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.”
“Who are you? Where are you taking me?!”
“This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.”
“What the hell was that thing back there?!”
“There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!”
“Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!”
“You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.”
“I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.”
“If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.”
“Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.”
“Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.”
“I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.”
“Fuck off, this is private property!”
“I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.”
“Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?”
“Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.”
“That isn’t your blood. What did you do?”
“I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!”
“Come with me. I want to show you something.”
“You’re not going to eat me, are you?”
“You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.”
“Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.”
“You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.”
“Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!”
“I’m sorry if I scared you.”
“I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.”
“I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?”
“We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.”
“Let go of me!”
“I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.”
“You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!”
“I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!”
“Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”
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therapy / talking about trauma / post - trauma starters.
feel free to change things as necessary.
would you like to talk about it?
please tell me what’s bothering you.
hey, are you okay?
i don’t have to know everything. just what you’re comfortable telling me.
i’m your friend. of course i care.
there’s nothing bad about going to therapy.
would you like to try a different approach?
i – i didn’t know that. i’m sorry.
is this helping?
i’ll try not to ask a lot of questions.
i’m always here if you need me.
shh, it’s alright. shh.
we’re safe now. you’re safe now.
it was just a nightmare.
sweetheart, you have to tell me these things.
you know i’d never judge you for that, right?
i’m worried about you.
is something going on?
everything you say will just be between you and me.
what method do you prefer?
do you need help falling asleep?
anything i could do to help?
why are you like this?
i understand.
sweetie, is there something you aren’t telling me? what’s wrong?
let’s get you cleaned up.
this is good. this is important.
you’re healing, and healing takes time.
we can do more tomorrow.
how about you get some sleep, hm?
bedtime.
it’s ok not to be ok.
tomorrow is another day.
hey, hey, hey. look at me, look at me. it’s okay.
breath in for seven seconds, exhale for eleven …
do you need some space?
remember, look for things that you can touch. ground yourself.
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send ‘❤’ for my muse’s reaction to a New Years Eve kiss.
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send ❤ to just. grab my muse and kiss the HELL out of them. just do it.
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Disney Villain sentence starters - Send one to my muse for their reaction
“Go ahead. Shoot me. Be a man.”
“It looks like you’re out of ideas.”
“How can you read this? There’s no pictures.”
“Come now, I’m being more than generous.”
“I warn you, child… if I lose my temper, you lose your head! Understand?”
“If you’re not with us you’re against us.”
“We wouldn’t want to miss old Daddy’s celebration, now, would we?”
“Game. Set. Match.”
“These people are traitors and must be made examples of.”
“Come on out and fight!”
“I’m surrounded by idiots.”
“So much for true love!”
“Thank you for detaining my victim.”
“Hiding, are we?”
“A lesson needs to be learned here.”
“You can’t get something for nothing, you know.”
“Did you hear that, my pet?”
“They weren’t kidding when they called me, well, a witch.”
“How marvelous! How marvelous!”
“If I can teach a parrot to sing “God Save the Queen,” I can certainly teach this savage a thing or two.”
“Did you forget who you’re talking to?”
“I think this one would be better off stuffed.”
“We haven’t discussed the subject of payment.”
“Whoa. Is my hair out?”
“Life’s not fair, is it?”
“Just name your price, dear.”
“Insolent… coward!”
“No matter how fast you run, no matter where you hide, I will catch you.”
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Nonverbal RP Starters
I’m finding it difficult to find memes for nonverbal characters ( be they mute, or just not fond of talking ) so I thought I’d make a few!
Neutral
☝️ Tap my muse on the shoulder
👉 Point to something for my muse to see
🤙 Bump into my muse
😊 Sit down next to my muse
🤨 Sit down across from my muse
📓 Push/Slide [an object] across a table to my muse
✍️ Pass my muse a note
🙄 Roll their eyes at my muse
🚪 Tap on a table/door/wall/chair to get my muse’s attention without speaking
Aggressive
🐺 Growl at my muse
😬 Snarl/show teeth at my muse
😠 Death Glare at my muse
🙌 Push/Shove my muse
👊 Punch my muse
👖 Kick my muse in the shin
👠 Stomp on my muse’s foot
😵 Knee my muse in the gut
💀 Knee my muse in the groin
🔪 Point a weapon at my muse
🖕 Flip my muse the bird/a similar gesture
👔 Roughly pull my muse down by the collar
💢 Bang on a door/wall/table to get my muse’s attention- angrily
Angst
👩⚕️ Put pressure on my muse’s wound
🌡 Push my muse down to give them medical attention
🥣 Bring my muse soup/medicine when they are sick
🤢 Hold my muse’s hair back/Rub my muse’s back while they are sick/throwing up
👐 Hold my muse when they are badly wounded/dying
👁 Wake my muse up during a nightmare
🐱 Hold my muse after a nightmare
😭 Hold my muse when they are crying
😢Touch my muse’s shoulder while they are crying in secret
💧 Wipe away my muse’s tears
💥 Try to calm my muse during an overwhelming emotional moment
⛈ Find my muse after some kind of trauma
Soft
👕 Tug on my muse’s sleeve/shirt/skirt
🐈 Lean against my muse’s side
🤝 Hold my muse’s hand
🤗 Pull my muse into a hug
🐕 Rest their head on my muse’s shoulder/knee
🐶 Nuzzle my muse with their nose [specify a location]
✋ Touch the back of my muse’s hand
🤝 Reach for my muse’s hand to hold it
👗 Fix/Straighten my muse’s clothes
😴 Stand by the bed to see if my muse will let you under the covers with them
🛌 Crawl under the covers with my muse
🥪 Set a plate/tray/bowl of food down for my muse
😚 Kiss my muse on the cheek
Playful
🌸 Put a flower in my muse’s hair
✨ Playfully shove my muse’s shoulder
💃 Pull my muse onto a dance floor/up to dance
🤞 Come up beside them and tap the shoulder opposite where they’re standing
😈 Jump out of the shadows to scare/startle my muse
😛 Stick their tongue out at my muse
😱 Make a silly face at my muse
🤭 Tickle my muse
👃 Poke my muse’s nose
💪 Pick my muse up
Sensual/Sexual
💘 Pull my muse in for a rough kiss
💕 Pull my muse in for a tender kiss
💞 Pull my muse in for a messy/desperate kiss
💖 Lean in to give my muse a sweet/chaste kiss
❤️ Lean in to give my muse a tender kiss
🔥 Pull my muse down by the collar/by their clothes - in a sexy way
😉 Pull my muse in by the hips
😲 Smack my muse’s butt
💋 Kiss my muse’s neck
👌 Push my muse down and give them a massage
👙 Pull [an article of clothing] off my muse
👀 Push my muse down on the bed
👄 Pull my muse onto the bed
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DEAD LIKE ME SENTENCE STARTERS
“I excel at not giving a shit.”
“Don’t flatter yourself, you’re not that interesting.”
“Sir / Ma’am, I’m gonna say this as politely as possible…I will fuck you up.”
“I just wanted to save her.”
“You can’t save any of them.”
“I’ve never seen such violence over such small potatoes.”
“I’m gonna kill that fucking baby.”
“Who’s been making grilled cheese sandwiches with the defibrillator paddles?”
“Now you made me mad! Now we can never be friends!”
“You’re a constipator, [name]. You disturb my shit and that’s annoying.”
“If Romeo had just masturbated a couple times a week he could have saved both those nice families a whole heap of trouble.”
“If I see someone running, I just assume they’re a loser.”
“I like knowing that the space between my ears is immeasurable.”
“I do not say this phrase lightly in this hallowed place: This is fucking inedible.”
“Call me a ‘little thing’ again and I’ll put this fucking dart right between your twinkling eyes.”
“Oh [name], this is nothing. You should have seen the tattoos I’ve had to have removed.”
“I don’t wanna fit in. I just don’t wanna stand out.”
“Human beings are simple, predictable clichés.”
“Speakin’ of death, let’s get to work.”
“Sometimes off-color language is the best way to convey an idea.”
“I’d bore myself to death if I weren’t already dead.”
“Ah, fuck that shit. They can blow me.”
“You gotta think about all things you like, and decide whether they’re worth sticking around for.”
“I am sorry for your loss. The things in life you won’t do, the people you won’t know and who won’t know you. But there’s this life, where you are loved.”
“You are so beautiful; and I love you. I just don’t like you anymore.”
“I don’t feel safe anywhere.”
“I’ve been having a fuck of a time lately, [name]. Just a world of pain.”
“Do you ever wake up in the morning and realize that your life is meaningless?”
“I was born to be a rock star, if I could sing.”
“I’ve been in crack houses with more style.”
“The first blow to the head was self defense. The other three blows after that were probably a little murderous.”
“You don’t mess with fate.”
“People die when they are meant to die. There’s no discussion, no negotiation, no wiggle room. Life’s done, it’s done.”
“Life’s too short, and death is too long.”
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It’s the middle of the night, and my muse just climbed into your muse’s bedroom window.
Send me “What are you doing in my room?”, and I’ll generate a number between 1 and 25 for what my muse will say to yours.
Mix of angsty, funny, and shippy.
Keep reading
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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ JUDGE ROMESH / 1.04 – 1.05
always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
‘please be seated, scum.’
‘you know what, i’m having a lovely day.’
‘i’m ready to judge.’
‘i can play with props too.’
‘you both smell amazing.’
‘i feel bad about how i smell.’
‘i haven’t bathed in like a week.’
‘you alright? d’you want me to rub it for you?’
‘if it makes you feel any better, i don’t think anyone saw.’
‘i just kept feeling guilty about asking for it back.’
‘that’s a pretty damning accusation.’
‘the only reason he wants it is to sell it on ebay.’
‘he went to the toilet up against a cash machine.’
‘it didn’t occur to do those things separately?’
‘i don’t know which thing i prefer, the shit or the kid.’
‘you’re not just patronising me?’
‘what a terrifying insight into the law.’
‘i think he’s committed a murder but i’d quite like to bang him, so.’
‘i can move quite well for a big guy.’
‘i’m gonna tell him to go fuck himself.’
‘someone here values me.’
‘no, i stood up for a laugh.’
‘this is the first time i’ve used any of the words knapsack or haversack.’
‘i wanna have another child so i can call him knapsack.’
‘i must tell you, i did carry a load of horse shit in it.’
‘have-that-back-er-sack.’
‘i did hose it out, so that should be okay.’
‘i want compensation for emotional damage.’
‘i think he’s terrifyingly passionate about it.’
‘why the fuck are you wasting my time?’
‘how dare you!’
‘that bag wasn’t full of manure, it was full of dreams and hopes.’
‘by interesting i mean fucking uninteresting.’
‘i’ll be honest, i have very little faith in this court.’
‘you look utterly splendid.’
‘i feel vindicated, really.’
‘don’t let a bag full of horse shit come between two beautiful people.’
‘get a proper job.’
‘i don’t actually care about any of the people involved.’
‘i haven’t slept in four years.’
‘i’m a buoyant beast.’
‘they’d mistake you for an island, wouldn’t they?’
‘how did he steal this money from you?’
‘we was off our ‘eads.’
‘he never washed the pots, so when we did do the pots we used to have to do them in the bath.’
‘there was good reason behind what i did.’
‘persian rugs isn’t actually persian rugs, it’s drugs.’
‘those two guys seem like the kind of guys we could safely leave loads of drugs with.’
‘some people were better at sharing than others, but,’
‘it’s pointless.’
‘i’ll go to jail before he gives it to me.’
‘you gave him the gift of friendship.’
‘in that period we did a lot of acid.’
‘was it a surprise every fortnight?’
‘he took all my fuckin’ clothes and my money and ate all my food!’
‘everything shrinks when you get older.’
‘my closing statement is that he’s a cunt.’
‘he’s a blagger and he’s snide and he always gets away with it.’
‘it’s the way you lie that counts.’
‘i’m on your side, everyone else in the room hates you.’
‘it’s been one of my favourite days of my whole life.’
‘that’s really depressing.’
‘and there for the mouth of babes.’
‘while you do that, try to figure out how to use a sentence.’
‘she stole my bingo winnings.’
‘this sounds horrible. what happened?’
‘what the fuck did you say?’
‘i wasn’t being unfair, i was just not telling the truth.’
‘well now i feel like a real prick.’
‘you actually are a criminal.’
‘she’s a grass, she’s a rat, she’s a snitch.’
‘you can do, if you want to be absolutely no fucking use to me at all.’
‘i kind of want her to be my mum.’
‘what you’ve done is unacceptable.’
‘you couldn’t handle me, i could tell you.’
‘today i ignored that evidence and based my judgement on who looks least like a prick.’
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dark places | book quote starters
feel free to change pronouns as preferred. warnings for mentions of death, murder, depression.
i was not a lovable child.
the truly frightening flaw in humanity is our capacity for cruelty - we all have it.
i am not angry or sad or happy to see you.
i guess i’ve been depressed for about twenty-four years.
i can feel a better version of me somewhere in there.
everyone who keeps a secret, itches to tell it.
coffee goes great with sudden death.
i should just listen to my gut and then do the opposite.
i assumed everything bad in the world could happen, because everything bad in the world already did happen.
you think after what happened there’s any peace for you, sweetheart?
worries find you easily enough without inviting them.
i like other people’s things better.
do you understand this is serious?
how could you kill something you cared enough to name?
sometimes it feels good to fuck with something. instead of always being fucked with.
if they made any sense, they wouldn’t really be mysteries, right?
i like ponies. i hate spaghetti. i hate you.
what can i say about a man who knows how i think and still sleeps next to me with the lights off?
what does it do to a girl who knows her mother is a murderer?
i don’t know anyone’s name.
if i say i don’t want to read the book, i don’t want to read the book.
when i take to my bed, it’s good to know whether i’m sick or just lazy.
geez, not even a hi before you toss me out?
you’re never as broke as you say.
i’ve thought about you a lot over these years, been wondering about you. that’s what you do in here … think and wonder.
but you get what you deserve, you know? i think you know that.
every single person in this case lies, is lying, did lie.
there is such a thing as a pretty trailer park, you know.
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* animal’s people prompts
animal’s people is a novel by indra sinha. tw: violence.
‘ people break promises. ’
‘ how can this be a bad thing? ’
‘ there’s a word. ’
‘ sleep stays far away. ’
‘ needs a fucking lesson in manners. ’
‘ hope is a crutch for weaklings. ’
‘ what was the book about? ’
‘ nowhere else to go. ’
‘ it has everything to do with you. ’
‘ i’m too tired to be angry. ’
‘ are you hurt bad? ’
‘ look at you, covered in bruises. ’
‘ you’re a good kid. ’
‘ she has a real soft spot for you. ’
‘ cheer up, you used to be alive. ’
‘ look at you, covered in bruises. and that black eye. ’
‘ a broken rib may mend, but your nature you can never change. ’
‘ outrageous things are going on in my skull. ’
‘ just love making me look stupid. ’
‘ he kneed me in the face. it hurt. ’
‘ confession is like puking, you can’t stop till you’re empty. ’
‘ who else was going to stick up for me? ’
‘ come, son, eat. ’
‘ rest by the fire, stay wrapped up, i’m going to get food. ’
‘ you and me, sweetheart, our life is tragedy. ’
‘ today we’ll have a feast. ’
‘ sounds like you hate it. ’
‘ this feverish dream gradually faded and became my new life. ’
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love bites! Send me:
👄 - to bite my muses lips
🖐 - to bite my muses hand
👂 - to bite my muses earlobe
👃 - to bite my muses nose
👅 - to bite my muses tongue
👣 - to bite my muses toe
alternatively:
😗👄 - to kiss their lips
😗🖐 - to kiss their hand
😗👂 - to kiss their earlobe
😗👃 - to kiss their nose
😗👣 - to kiss their toe
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Heroic deeds meme! (mainly for superhero muses)
Send 🔥 for my muse to rescue yours from a fire
Send 💀 for my muse to rescue yours from a high fall
Send 👊 for my muse to save yours from a group of ruffians
Send 🔫 for my my muse to save yours from being mugged
Send 💰 for my my muse to save yours in a bank robbery
Send ✈ for my muse to stop a plane that your muse is in from crashing
Send ☄ for my muse to save yours from a large object that is about to fall on them
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SEND A HEART FOR A SPECIFIC KISS.
Send ❤️ for a romantic kiss.
Send 💝 for a plationic kiss.
Send 💞 for a awkward kiss.
Send 💓 for a heated kiss.
Send 💟 for a delicate kiss.
Send 💔 for a interrupted kiss.
Send 💘 for a static shock kiss.
Send 💗 for a repetitive lip peck kiss.
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