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maxofs2d · 18 hours
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theft!! crime!!!!
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maxofs2d · 19 hours
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You know what, fuck it, I don't *want* some frivolous, artisanal, lighter-than-air computer with no customizability, no upgradeability, no reparability, no ports, and a lifetime of *maybe* 3 years if you're lucky. I want a fucking great BEAST of a computer that's designed to last a minimum of 50 years, with ports up the wazoo and optional drives for every kind of media! I want modular components that you can drop in a bog for a year, dry them off, and have them still work fine! I want them to make a noise like "ker-chunk!" when you slide them into place! I want a switch that you pull to turn it on! And I don't want software that constantly forces you to get a pointless, cosmetic "upgrade" every few months either! I want durability! I want longevity! I want satisfying haptics! I want Silicon Valley to go fuck itself!
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maxofs2d · 19 hours
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hunger
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maxofs2d · 21 hours
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when a centaur dies, the horse half obviously goes to hell, but the human half ascends to heaven, detached and missing its lower horse body, forced to go about the rest of its afterlife mourning the loss of something vile and profane, which is in a sense its own kind of hell
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maxofs2d · 23 hours
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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade
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maxofs2d · 2 days
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Bloom Burst Knight
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maxofs2d · 2 days
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maxofs2d · 2 days
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Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”
And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”
“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”
Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.
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maxofs2d · 2 days
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War.
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maxofs2d · 3 days
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In love with this
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maxofs2d · 3 days
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this eseal doesn’t even look like a mortal animal. it looks like some kind of horrific basalt obelisk from deep space that came to life through some dark ritual
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maxofs2d · 3 days
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maxofs2d · 4 days
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i fucking lvoe call ducks every time i see a pic that looksd like this it assures me that life is beautiful
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maxofs2d · 4 days
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A little gouache painting of a little devil (cat)
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maxofs2d · 4 days
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maxofs2d · 5 days
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