Supernatural Being of Cupid
Death/Lobo/Muerte x GN Cupid reader
Death: "You're Jack Horner, right? I'm here to take that artifact you've been collecting"
Jack: "Over my dead body, Death"
Death replies as he clashes his sickles's blade together: "That's the plan"
Soft footsteps are heard from the entrance of a room guarded by a large statue and a little surprise.
Cupid who has entered the room standing on a marble pedestal shouting: "Why are you fighting? I'm supposed to spread love here, not destruction!"
Death: "Well, I guess we're just destroying his love for this artifact"
Death who turned around to look at Cupid screaming: “Also put on some god damn clothes”
Cupid rolling their eyes as they cross their arms: “Oh now you just noticed”
Jack Horner questions: “You know each other”
Cupid happily "We are like peas in a pod we-"
Death pinching Cupid's wings and interrupting: "Don't listen to them, Jack. We're not friends. We just happen to have a few mutual acquaintances.."
Death fails to notice Jack Horner digging his hand near his bag pulling out a silver shield and attempt to charge at Death using his body weight to apply pressure above Death as he slams himself.
Death: (grunts) This Horner guy is a tough one. And don't think I haven't noticed you lounging around here, Cupid. Aren't you supposed to be spreading love or something?
Cupid: (shrugs) Eh, I'm taking a break. Besides, it's not like I can do anything about this mess.
Death: (swings sickle) This artefact needs to be destroyed. It's causing too much imbalance in the world of the living and the dead.
Cupid: (leans back) Yeah, I've heard that one before. But what if destroying it tips the scales the other way?
Death: (growls) It's a risk I'm willing to take. And I don't need your input, Cupid. You know nothing of the balance of life and death.
Death struggles under the pressure of the shield compressed by Jack Horner. Using his sickle handles and legs to apply an equal force against the silver shield.
Cupid: (proudly laying on their stomach and kicking their feet as death is fighting for survival) "Ah, yes. I've been working on some killer pick-up lines for you. How about, "I may be Cupid, but you're the death of me."
Death: (unimpressed) "That's...cute. "
Death replies as he swiftly counters the lances with his sickles. Dodging what he can against the diverse set of weaponry such as Alice's biscuits and an Arthur sword. Jack Horner strikes but misses Death by his white fur as he strikes Jack's nose with a sickle handle.
Jack falls down placing his hand on his nose his hand being quite bloody. Death pulls Jack Horner's collar making direct eye contact to him as Cupid runs over to death.
Death: "where did you find it Cerdo (Pig)"
Jack Horner: I just found it... Yeah
Death placing the sickle's inner hook to Jack's neck: "I repeat"
Jack: Oh death a witch has given me a way to help grieve my-
Death's sickle's cuts a small wound on Jack's neck glaring at him his other sickle in hand cuts Jack's cheek slowly oozing blood as he comes closer till the point Jack can feel Death's breathe on his neck. Death scoffs and as soon as he sees a chair Jack is slammed into it. Still pointing the sickle at Jack fuming.
Death: (rolls eyes) Cupid, I'm interrogating Jack Horner about the artefacts. This is serious.
Cupid (whispering): I know but you being in control is such a massive turn on
Cupid is staring at Death, while Death doesn't seem too sure about his feelings for Cupid's comment. They are both staring at each other, while Jack Horner watches on from a distance with a hint of irritation. He is sitting on a chair that's a few feet away from them.
Death: "Hold on a minute, Cupid. You're not getting off that easily. Why were you naked in the sanctuary?"
Cupid: "I was trying to hide from a group of angry nymphs. They caught me skinny dipping in their pond."
Death: "Typical Cupid. Always causing trouble."
Death resumes his interrogation
Death (with sternness and hints of annoyance): "Where did you find it"
Jack: I found the map actually and
Cupid digging their hand into Jack's bag which was next to Jack: you mean this map?
Death walking towards cupid: Don't tell me
Jack: Yes
Death then fumes at his response but knowing he needed more information. He then turns to cupid.
Death: (sarcastically) How professional of you. You do realize you're the god of love, not lust, right?
Cupid: (defensive) Hey, I'm not the only one who has made mistakes. Remember that time you accidentally took the wrong soul?
Death: (sighs) That's different. I have a job to do. You, on the other hand, have no excuse for being naked in that situation
Jack (questions): Is there any romantic relations between 2 unexpected godly topic people?
Death and cupid looks away from each other in a flustered manner. Jack looks at both of them and smirks.
Jack: "Well, it seems that both of you are embarrassed by a little question, I think it is very likely that both of you are actually in a relationship."
Jack then laughs.
Jack: "I am very smart if I say so myself!" Jack is now very smug.
Cupid laughs at death's response.
Cupid: "Well, well, well, I never knew you were so defensive when it comes to me flirting with danger. And here I thought I could make you break character." Cupid said as laughed.
Death looks at Cupid with annoyance. Death is also embarrassed about what cupid said, but he would not admit that he liked it. But before he could turn Jack was missing and the bag so too. Death fumes at his mistake for letting the bag near him. He roars in rage
Death: "¿Por qué diablos fui a jugar con mi comida!? (Why the hell did i go to play with my food?!?)"
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