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Oh the shame!
Yes boys and girls the residents where told to leave as a real threat to life had been issued even the AA+ superstar who lived local bundled his family into the Tesla and announced “ We are leaving” …But what of his infamous big mouthed claptrap Neighbours?
Whilst the Town was getting together and organising people to go out and help and check on others one infamous family was nowhere to be seen nothing! Now the famous people soon started to snipe when they heard the odious wife was refusing to move.The fire service had been going door to door explaining to their rich residents that it was time to leave now! Most of the residents where courteous and polite and made arrangements to move quickly whilst some got together to help others less likely to go.
Now the odious wife had insisted that they would fly out and when the fire service even offered to help they stunned when the odious wife retorted “Do you know who the hell we are” with that the FS decided to leave and let them get on with it as the wife was already phoning around to helicopter charter companies to fly them out! Not forthcoming and who could blame them as who would want to put themselves at risk when a landslide was imminent the wife resorted to shouting and yelling down the phone telling anyone that would listen that they where British Royalty!.
What is it you don’t understand Rachel Windsor do you think your defunct titles make you better than others? do you think you deserve better treatment than your Uber rich Neighbour who incidentally thinks you are an absolute PooPoo of a person who when in a crisis acted like everyone else and got his family too safety! You where willing to put you mind numbing Prince and moon bumps at risk for the sake of entitlement? Are you surprised that the company’s told you No after you rude brusk calls then yelling at them? Did you forget that in America today Royalty and titles mean nothing and why should they. It remains really strange that you have hid whilst you Poor Me Prince has gone and made a HUGE tit of himself this week and the whispers are you are setting him up for a great fall………….…looks good in the divorce right?.
This is all subject to rumours of course 🤣🤣🤣
By Jus Tiz ( who’s ear is stuck to the Turnip Service).
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Blessed are those who give without remembering..Evil are those who snipe remembering everything!
It was a sunny day at the castle the mood was somber in the crowd for a Beloved monarch had passed so quickly so unexpected that the crowds wanted to pay their respects. Members of the family were expected to come and shake hands say kind words and respect to be paid but where were they ? Late! . The beloved family where never late always on time never tardy. Nobody had any idear who was going to come but rumours and whispers in the crowd that someone senior was coming but late?..Was it happening nobody could say for sure. Meanwhile a huge argument was ensuing between two brothers as one brother had just received a telephone call saying the younger and his wife where leaving with a camera crew in tow to go and pay their respects lay flowers and receive the crowd with huge adoration and humble words.
Now the older brother was seething as he could not believe that his tone deaf brother and his evil overlord wife were off by themselves to receive the throngs of people lining the road with cameras in tow, he suddenly realised that the wife needed the all important pictures of her and his brother laying flowers and shaking hands as he was told that the wife had monopolised and monetised pictures of herself visiting children who had died in the most evil awful circumstances that this needed to stop! Immediately the brother dispatched an aide to stop them and picked up the telephone.
What was said in this telephone call one can imagine wouldn’t have been pleasant as the younger Prince insisted that he and his odious narcissistic wife have the right to go to do the greet and meet and they where doing nothing wrong! Eh? Is he really that blind and idiotic to believe his odious wife’s whispering that dragging his own camera crew to record his wife’s dramatic gestures was so wrong and so disrespectful,that a full on row ensued for over 30 minutes until the older Prince much to his own dignified wife’s horror told the pair to wait and they will come and pick them up in a car but under no circumstances was there to be any film crew or photographers involved! Now the younger Princes wife was not happy not only did she have too sit in the car with the wife she disliked she would not get the all important pictures of her and her moronic husband laying flowers for the crowds she so dearly coveted.
Oh dear Meghan Windsor did you not realise that William of Wales has ears everywhere being a king in waiting and senior to your mind numbing husband that he would find out what your plans where before you had time to put them in motion? Before you had time to have the all important pictures of you clad in black laying flowers for the crowd weeping? You didn’t did you as you had to sit in a car completely ignored then suffer the indignity of people refusing to shake your hand and aides making sure they took flowers off you so you couldn’t dramatically walk and lay them, then feel the cold hard stare of the Cathrine of wales for all the times you had spoken so badly about her, did you actually think after all that us Joe Public found out about your bullying of underlings that we would believe the Kate made you cry?…..OK THEN!!! ……Then Much to the other wife’s horror you nearly had a argument with an aide because you wanted to put some flowers down showing how demanding and aggressive you really are!
PS..Meghan Windsor maybe you need to think about changing your IMB as it says you are at the coronation 🤣🤣🤣
By Jus Tiz who is now mind numbly bored by Harold The Poor Me Prince!
This is all subject to rumours of course 🤣🤣🤣
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Oh Harold what have you done?
All one can start with is thank The lord HMTQ isn’t alive today to witness this open brutal assault on all the royal family! Yes Harold has attacked almost every body in his famous long standing family to the point where us British are now getting sickened by his one sided narrow minded missile firing even his much loved cousins father has come under the launch,how does she feel today after having his back throughout most of it ! Harold bangs on about his king in waiting brother, has he forgotten that his beloved mother instillled into them that they watch each other and must support each other I cannot imagine if she where alive today that Harold would be doing all this ! Therin lies the quandary let’s change things up The Princess of wales is still alive and Harold has married his first love Chelsey Daley would this spoilt poor me Prince be kicking up a Dust storm ?? I don’t think so!!! So what happened Harold who and what has made you so angry and hostile that you emotionally damage your own family! If one was to take an educated guess one would point a finger straight at your odious narcissistic wife! Did she whisper in your ear that monetising your pillow talk would be a great idea as let’s face it you don’t have much else! Oh yes Harold you where in the British Armed Forces but it seems you have now brought them in too the firing line so to speak… are you that closed up that you put out into the world that you killed 25 human beings, do you not understand the unwritten rule of not speaking about the happenings of war …Guess Not!
Ironic isn’t it how your evil overlord bangs on about sexist titles for women but gives Kate “Baby Brain!”.
“I want my father back my brother” are you kidding me after this silly shindig your family are going to come running “Darling Boy we are soooo sorry we love you come back and all will be as before”. You and Your wife will be the star of the show your children will be running around protected under the Titles from the king? My God Harold what planet are you on? The only one I can think of is one in Meghan’s solar system. The thing is now what do we believe? Meghans cap doffing street dancing version or the Royal family who have remained dignified and silent? Now no one is saying your brother and you did not have ballistic rows most siblings do but publicly putting it out there whilst raging that your need for privacy reeks of hypocrisy!
Can I ask you Harold in what context was it ok for your wife to visit HMTQ on her deathbed and you absolutely know this is why you never caught that plane so blame the right person who caused a huge fuss that you missed spending time with Gan Gan in her final moments!
So let’s get to the raw meat of it all The Title’s now we all are pretty aware there is a call for you and your evil overlord ..I mean Wife to be stripped but you Harold will remain as from birth a Prince ergo if you lose the titles she could become Princes Henry of Wales almost equal to Katherine right? Is that why your wife is constantly calling now for you to just give the titles back and why are you resisting Harold does your narrow small mind realise that this would be the final straw for your family???
My last words to you Harold is… please for Gods sake shut your whining self adoring wife down and shut Your extremely huge complaining GOB!!! ….just to give our ears a long needed rest!.
This is all subject to rumours of course 🤣🤣🤣
By Jus Tiz …Who Was Forced To Be Quiet For A While!
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Last night at 6.30 Pm I heard the devastating news that our beloved monarch had passed away,like many in our nation i wept for a much loved figure in our lives I was going to post soon but as a mark of respect for 12 days I will not. I would like to tell you all my personal touch with HMTQ Elizabeth 11.
Your Majesty, i was a little girl when you came to our town. 2 rows back I was crying because I couldn’t see and found it all overwhelming. You came down our side clad in pink with a pink hat when you spotted this scraggy little girl crying desperate to get just a look.I remember with a look of concern you asked the people in front to move just a little so you could shake my hand,with tears streaming and a snotty smile I took your gloved hand and you said “ there see that’s better isn’t it”such a profound moment that has stayed with me.I will never forget you! God will never forget you.
#meghan markle#megxit#meghan and harry#megamonster#prince harry#harry markle#the#queen of england#queen elizabeth#HMTQ
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Hahahahahahahahahahahehehehehehehehehe….Kudos!
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Copy cat Copy cat who do you think your looking At!
Chelsy Davey Obviously! 🤣🤣
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Hello boys and girls, I’m Back whilst I have some well needed R and R i will post this for all you #ReallyRachel! (Pull the other one) Fans! 🤣🤣 Make sure you have a napkin for the coffee your about to spurt out and wipe off your drooped jaw! Me I just couldn’t laughing. I do have some tea for you Markle car crash watchers I just need to edit and proof then it’s all yours. Much love Jus Tiz.
Credit : New York Post.
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Oh Do Behave! (Part 2)
The private chapel at Windsor Castle is beautiful it has that old cold church feel that when one walks in it almost takes the breath away.The history is rich with many a royal babe having the pleasure of this famous old chapel wearing an antique gown that dates back to Queen Victoria and Alberts children! of course this is the perfect place for all the family to come together to celebrate and take lots of happy pictures,sounds perfect doesn’t it?of course it does perfect for that one picture of all the family behind the wife and her henpecked Prince and yes the wife knew it!
The wife started pontificating to her brow beaten husband that the first child the one known as “archie” had been christened there so how about the second babe now they had the opportunity and a date! Trying to explain it wouldn’t be appropriate the browbeaten Prince seemed to be banging his head against a brick wall.Not to be put off the wife relentlessly pursued her agenda saying it would be perfect for the few photos they needed with the family to the point where the husband relented and contacted the very important famous family.
Oh can you imagine the rage when his most famous grandmother gave a resounding No! yes boys and girls it is rumoured that the wife gave the weak meek Prince grief for days telling him how the family have no love or care for them especially the little one and how the architect of all this was the higher placed brother in law and wife, the husband with his tail between his legs gave it one last try but new what the answer would be as the family and the Grandmother had already worked out why the wife wanted this event so badly!
So yes Meghan Windsor once again you had to be told No because why in the world would HMTQ want to do this in what was and is one of the most important few days of her reign? when the whole of her kingdom would come together and celebrate her dedication and wonderful service to the country! did you expect HMTQ and her beloved family just to drop months of organisation and planning to change and move dates to tell her family to attend because it’s what YOU wanted Meghan Windsor? ….. Of course you did…!!!Did you not think that Her Maj in all her wise old years come to realise it would be the perfect opportunity for you to have one of the pictures you so coveted and desired? ……Of course she did !!!
This is all subject to rumours of course 🤣🤣🤣
By Jus Tiz ( who is jus waiting? …For Tom Bowers book of course).
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Oh Do Behave! ( Part one).
There was a lot of excitement at the Palace De Calif. This henpecked husband and The second hand wife where busy getting ready to go on a much needed public trip to the husband’s homeland They where all packed and things planned to the minute detail, the wife had spent a lot of dollar on new outfits whilst the husband made sure his best shoes(the ones with the holes) were going with him .Yes boys and girls this much needed fabulous trip was to be the best yet. The only thing left to do was the wife had to pick her outfits for the fabulous trip as appearances where to be made so the venal wife wanted to look her very best for her “adoring fans”and the family who were going to welcome them with open arms and cry’s of forgiveness! This time she decided it would be best to what she thought was conform as bridges had to be built so to please the most important family on the planet she chose some nice “hats to match the said outfits! A beautiful Royal blue of the shoulder was to travel with her accompanied by a white coat and silk dress to keep her warm whilst sitting with the family watching the festivities unfold! Yes folks This wife had it all planned it was rumoured she tried to get a couple of outfits for free from the impeccable fashion houses as they would be seen around the planet! ..Naff Right Orf said one very expensive fashion house in not so many words.
The family arrived in the husbands homeland by a ( hundred thousand dollar) private jet to be whisked away by car flanked by security worthy of POTUS as the husband was scared for his family’s protection all paid for by the Tax burdened public The family settled in their ex home expecting all the bells and whistles they were due as the are very very important special people when a fat envelope arrived it was an itinerary of the fabulous 4 day event including a dress code.Imagine now folks the wife’s annoyance when in the letter she was kindly told NO off the shoulder outfits to be worn in the cathedral or in public in the box with the rest of the important family underlined was shoulders and arms must be covered!
So it seems our beloved monarch remembered the first pink outfit worn in public for the first time and worn on the balcony with the palava that went on with said dress when the wife had pulled the dress off her shoulders much to the designer’s horror and the important families annoyance! The dress code that was ignored and deliberately done to annoy another family member at their baby’s important day. The constant ignoring of any dress code the wife was kindly told to remember for HMTQ.One has to wonder if this was the actual start to Meghan Windsors huff culminating the family storming off early to the good ole USA?.
Ever heard Pride comes before a fall? it seems Meghan Windsor doesn’t when will you realise Mrs Windsor if you want an iota of forgiveness you have to give as well, not stamp your feet then flee off home dragging your family with you! Never mind you can always devote a Netfix episode to you wearing your expensive non seen outfits for your minions to drool over!……..Or Not! 😆😆
“ Why isn’t the Tv camera f@#king pointed at Me???”
This is all subject to rumours of course 🤣🤣🤣
By Jus Tiz ( who booed the loudest).
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Hi all thank you for all your Msgs,I promise something is coming soon i wanted to wait for the jubilee to finish also i have to be careful as we all know Meghan Windsor is something of a vexatious Litigant!
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This is for my 2060 followers……….Just Imagine!
Find a recording of an air aid siren.
find a quiet dark Place.
Play said air raid siren as loud as you can.
just imagine YOU are 10yrs old again,old enough to understand but young enough to not!
just imagine whilst you cringe at that loud air raid siren in the dark your father has been killed fighting for freedom and your mother killed and R@p#d in front of you!
Are you scared?
This is only a Tiny amount of what the orphans of Ukraine 🇺🇦 are feeling!
Now Donate! find any charity that help’s children and orphans of this pointless brutal war.
Thank you for over 400 private Pm asking what and how you can help,i simply cannot answer you all but spread the msg please
By Jus Tiz.(unable to comprehend WHY?).
#meghan markle#megxit#meghan and harry#megamonster#prince harry#harry markle#no war in ukraine#ukraine#rusia#russieukraine#nowar#ukrayna
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Hello Ladies and Gents, i’m back for a well earned break and for decompression,i cannot and will not describe the Human misery iv had too witness our DRs and Nurses are doing a sterling job and want too thank those of you who donated❤️🩹 continue to keep these unsung heroes in your prayers and thank you for the 100s of PMs wishing us safe travels and Godspeed.❤️❤️❤️ Viva Ukraine 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦❤️🩹❤️🩹
This is a Generic pic as we are told not to post personal ones.
Arrr Yes now too the Windsor Markle duo who we are here to talk about! The recent visit to the beloved monarch boys and girls. I told you a couple of months back that Mrs Windsor needs that all important balcony appearance and the Windsor Grapevine proved correct again! I do have some more very lovely hot tea for you which will be served in the best bone china, yes boys and girls before i go back we will have a Gossip in our sewing and tea circle again!
by Jus Tiz ( just trying to comprehend some extremely narcissistic behaviour!) .
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Today i am leaving for the Baltic states with a Paediatric Team. Due to this My blog will be defunct for while.
Please show your support in whatever way you can to ukraine 🇺🇦 !
Doctors without Borders.
StreetChild.
Save The Children.
Unicef. Are just few charities you can give too!
See you Soon xxxxx
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To Be Or Not To BE….Th.E.R.e
Exposure! as everyone who wants ultimate fame needs exposure especially now as this wife knows that she isn’t liked or as famous as she thought she was going to be! even running off too La La land with her puppy dog prince in tow this wife had ideas she was to be mega famous .All the famous that lived there would come running as fast as there famous legs could carry them,she would be invited to the best party’s I.E The Met Gala Oscars etc etc she would even mix and share cocktails with the political elites oh yes she would be on top of the mega famous pile but it wasn’t to be her incessant whining about her mega famous in laws left a very bad taste in the Tinsel Town elites ,her invite to the Golden Goop lady was coldly ignored and invited to the party’s she was not!
Now you would have to be living under a rock if you didn’t know this was a big year for the most famous pensioner on the planet and a huge 4day party is planned with thousands expected to attend if not millions they will fill one of the most famous city’s landmarks culminating with a appearance on the famous balcony with her closest family looking on a fly by is expected oh yes it’s going to be a grand affair with millions probably watching on the television! this is without a doubt the ultimate exposure and The Wife knows it!
Yes Boys and Girls the Wife is desperate to get onto that balcony with her exiled henpecked Prince she wants that ultimate picture with the most famous old lady she knows that this would be the fame she needs to get back what she desperately craves but didn’t get as most people including I can see straight through her window pain arse.The wife has started harassing her husband so much so that he caved and reached out to his Pa who in turn reached out to his Mega famous mother who came back with a resounding NO! Now this wife seems not to have an understanding of the word No that she made her beleaguered Prince hassle another relative who is more softer to try and plead their case! Now the second in line to the throne Prince got wind of all this and put his foot down once and for all with the sound bite of “ if she is there we won’t be” …The Wife with all her dreams crashing around her had a few choice words to say apparently but is STILL Hoping to be invited???
What part of NO does Meghan Windsor not understand does she not grasp the fact that she went on national television and accused this poor family of everything including Racism! she told the world how badly she was treated whilst wearing and expensive dress and jewellery does she think that all will be forgiven forgotten and be welcomed back with tears and cups of tea and then be ushered out to the balcony? does she think that HMTQ who all but had her dear family gutter trashed as her husband lay dying welcome her back into open arms? Er NO! …….Dream on Meghan Windsor …Dream on the only way you will get too see the Queen is on the bank notes you so desperately love to spend!
This is all subject to rumours of course 🤣🤣🤣
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Liar Liar! Your finances are Dire!
Ladies and gentlemen let me tell you a story about a very arrogant lust for money lady,now for this we have to wind the clock back just before a well respected and beloved husband and grandfather passed away.This grandpa had been ill for quite awhile and in retirement there where whispers of his impending demise so much so that even the military had been put on alert with a code word in case his demise was quick.The whole family knew of his illness even the exiled puppy dog husband who had run off to la la land with his second hand wife was in loop( remember the wife has her HMTQ on speed dial).
Now that the exiled Prince new his grandpa was dying so he desperately wanted to go and see him before it was to late but this sadly was not to be as The wife would have none of it she firmly believed that he should stay put even to the point of making a point that she needed him more than his other family ever did, so soon the conversation of his grandpas will was to be had with the Puppy dog Prince believing he was going to be richly blessed. The second hand wife with dollar signs in her eyes started telling people close that their money problems were soon to be solved as the Prince would soon come into a very handsome inheritance yes boys and girls the second hand wife was making plans with the soon to be had money before the beloved grandpa had passed!
With the passing of the grandpa naturally the will was to be read so you can imagine the huge surprise when the Prince found out he wasn’t blessed!!.. in fact the cannee grandpa had foreseen what was to be had with his many many dollars and had put in place watertight trust funds for the Prince and his airs,in fact the Prince by all accounts only got a dribble of a payout with the rest to be had when he was much older! His airs would only get their inheritance when they reached a very very mature age same age as when the Prince received his Dollars from his Mothers estates also the second hand wife was to get the amount if she was still married to the dribbling frothy mouthed very angry Prince!
Ever heard of never put all your eggs in one basket! Guess Meghan Windsor hadn’t in fact her reputation for squandering and building her jewellery collection was most likely was with grandpa when his Money was being allocated so being the very astute gentlemen he was he tied it all up in nots even not letting the will be public for 99 years!…..Oh dear!never mind!.. Miss fuming Meghan Windsor you can always sell your Very Modest HOUSE! ..Maybe John Gotti has a relative who might be interested…or not!😂😂
This is all subject to rumours of course 🤣🤣🤣
By Jus Tiz( who is Jus so bloody glad to be home).
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A Pillar of Salt.
Welcome to one of the plushest hotels in the Big Apple,Gorgeous surroundings beautiful food and amazing polite and discrete staff there to cater to your every whim.Many a famous person has stayed at this famous but discreet hotel even the legend that is Diana the Princess of wales in fact has stayed in a very exclusive suite,the hotel staff that where there when she was say what a beautiful kind and fabulous person she was so you can kinda imagine the excitement when you find out that her son is coming to stay bringing his er…fulsome manager…er his wife! Preparations where made the suite they were to stay in was cleaned meticulously flowers where brought in to make the room smell wonderful yes there stay there was to be perfect until a certain list arrived!
Yes boys and girls a list arrives before they did making it clear all the details of the do’s and don’ts to do with the couple which sometimes is not abnormal but considering how the hotel prides itself on catering for its famous guests it did however raise a few eyebrows! The hotel called a meeting of all the staff who where to do with the exiled British Prince and his second hand wife during their stay.The staff where briefed and took down notes on the list which included…
No one is to take photos or any recordings,No phones allowed around or near the couple.
1.Do not interact with the couple unless absolutely necessary.
2.Do not look or stare at the couple.
3 Do not ask any questions to do with the children or their private life!
4.Be Discreet as possible….leading onto signing a NDA etc etc etc.
Now One can imagine how some of the staff where a icky bit miffed with this egoistical list considering that they staffed famous people all the time and a lot of the rules are frankly just standard practice but as one of the staff observed how can they staff them if they cannot even look at them are they supposed to walk round with eyes to the floor which is a wee bit impractical!
So yes Meghan Windsor how are they supposed to staff you with ridiculous demands that you are not too be looked at! Is there something so special about you and your henpecked husband that if they interact with you that they will have an intense wow moment? Or is it that when you look at them Meghan Windsor they will turn to a pillar of salt?..or stone maybe?…..Wow Who Knew? Guess the secret is out or maybe with your selective memory you just simply forgot!.
This is all subject to rumours of course 🤣🤣🤣
By Jus Tiz..(Just looking down down down and working 🤣).
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