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Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral

#KissMyFist

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i love having mutuals who are the authority on a specific fictional character

#suit on my dash :] #that's my bestie !!! #anyway #obvs heat !

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Yet another fic that will stay in my drafts until I die, but y'all get to see my self indulgence on full display here

Moment of weakness but I wanna squeeze Anders hips and blow raspberries on his hairy tummy- (starts shaking and frothing) (implodes)

#melviships wips #I mean I've definitely explored my plurality beforehand with Dimple and to an extent my OC Lorian #but it is a lil weird to write about it with someone else

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Don't know if I want to be Isabeau from In Stars And Time or kiss him silly

#melviships talks #my bestie said he looks like me which felt really nice :] #but I'm not near as buff ]: #he's very cute though and I think that's probably our currently unamed alter who is s/nufkin and s/iffrin kin (?) #honestly would not be shocked if he turned out to be a fictive too 😔

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I wish i could be normal about affection but my love language is merging souls

#posts that are funnier as a plural self shipper

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Shoutout to all my fellow selfshippers who were never chosen.

Shoutout to the people who were never explicitly invited, but who were told "of course you can come too". To the people whose presence was tolerated, but nobody ever seemed excited to see them. To the people who got talked over. Even when nobody noticed you leaving, you're worthy of love.

Shoutout to the "can I have your hot friend's number?" people, who only were present to make their good looking friend look even more appealing. Shoutout to the third wheels and wingmans. To the people who got the "kiss them! - ewww" treatment at Truth or Dare. To the people who got asked out as a joke.

Shoutout to the selfshippers who help with relationship issues despite craving a relationship themselves. Shoutout to the forever singles who have "resorted" to selfshipping because you convinced yourself that nobody would want you in real life. Shoutout to the insecure, jealous people with abandonment issues because you can't imagine anyone choosing you.

Your F/O chooses you. And they will continue to choose you.

They don't need a reason why. They love you. They love you for who you are, and they always will.

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you know how it is

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Actually, do you know how fucking funny it is for Mayhem to shove Anders into a wall and he briefly tenses, thinking they are shielding him from someone before they glower and drop to their knees and now he's panicking because they're moving his cloak aside and pulling up his stupid tattered tunic and lifting his small clothes and Andraste's tits they seriously can't be doing this Here and Now, in front of Everyone and-

And then they just blow a raspberry into his stomach so loudly it echoes through the Chantry courtyard and he has to keep himself from turning bright red because it's sooo < 3 stupid and silly

Moment of weakness but I wanna squeeze Anders hips and blow raspberries on his hairy tummy- (starts shaking and frothing) (implodes)

#TheSameInTheEnd #suggestive

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Moment of weakness but I wanna squeeze Anders hips and blow raspberries on his hairy tummy- (starts shaking and frothing) (implodes)

#melviships gushing hours #TheSameInTheEnd

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Mayhem Time Mayhem Time

Top two are sketches that give a better idea of how he looks

Middle is the best I could do with the limited sliders (Getting a double chin was an Accomplishment)

Bottom is the outfit I tend to picture them in !

I was going for fat futch goth and I think I managed it well enough 🥺

#making y'all look again

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Mason: we can't wear the Gale earring, it's cringe

Mag: sod off, we're wearing it

The toddler in my drive thru: hi !!! Your earring is pretty :)

Mag: thank you :)

#melviships irl #I'm fond of it really #I love the single earring look

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doomed by the narrative but not in the dying way in the "you will live a full, long lifetime full of regret and anger you will love and love and love without stopping for years to come and that is far worse than anything death could ever do to you" kind of way

#TheSameInTheEnd #yeah.

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Audio drama I've been looking at just put out official cassettes, lady I pick up lunch from accidentally referred to me as multiple, I heard a mourning dove coo while I was hopping into the shower, I am finally able to watch my comfort show and absorb what is happening, I found a fragrance blend that fits us- great day thus far

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Did not think I would enjoy a honey and hay fragrance and yet

#melviships talks #I'm obsessed actually #honey perfumes are not something I would have picked on my own #Mandy I applaud you for this one

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am i weird? do i make you uncomfortable? im sorry im sorry its just that u make me feel safe and ive never felt this way before. the dirt and filth that its inside me. the rotten bits that make up the space between my ribs, you like that don't you? when you say you love me do you love my sick too?

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These arrived while watching Lisa Frankenstein on DVD, impeccable timing

#melviships irl #they smell fantastic #excited for the anders duo as well

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I'm sick of internet negativity, so let's combat it: reblog this and saying something nice/pay a compliment to the prev in the tags.

#I feel like it's been ages since I've seen you and your loves #but I still see you in my notes from time to time and wonder if you are well #I sincerely hope you are doing okay in your corner of the world #care for you dearly