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My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"

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Sometimes I get mad at Wit for spending way more time with Kaladin than Shallan bc I think Shallan could really really use some hoid storytime but actually it makes sense. Wit will tell Kaladin “oh yeah im from another planet” and he goes “ok” but if he tells shallan he knows about a new kind of moss???? Followup questions. he just doesnt wanna deal with the curious child

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[image description: a lineart-only gif of PM, as the Parcel Mistress. As she walks past, she squints at a letter she's holding, does a double take, and squints again, more intensely, bringing it very close to her face. An exclamation mark of understanding appears by her head and she calmly goes on her way. End ID]

you love your job, but you sort of wish the salamanders would stop writing the addresses in gusher juice

#described #homestuck

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during work vs after work

no i'm not dead i spent 3 months not drawing a single stroke and got diagnosed with depression and medicated and now im drawing all the time again who would have thought 👍

#undescribed #cw blood #very pretty blood btw! love the effect

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All problems in the Stormlight Archive could be solved by giving Renarin a sniper rifle at the beginning of the books and letting his visions and Adolin's immaculate people-sense guide it.

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I bought a book with extremely modern and relatable translations of Sanskrit poetry from 2,000 years ago

#described #transcribed? #idk if there's enough of a difference i should tag separately but it's the word the transcriber uses so ??

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you have to understand that if spades slick and bec noir met they would fucking hate each other. jack would take one look at this beat down Constantly Gravely Injured version of himself who didn’t even have the balls to kill the black queen for her ring and want him dead immediately. just complete and total disgust with slick. he feels personally insulted that this fucking pansy who had the gall to create something was wearing his face and would want to snap his neck really really bad. meanwhile slick would see jack, the sovereign slayer, a man with absolutely nothing in his life but senseless slaughter and destruction, who kills for no reason other than mindless boredom, and get the strange feeling that he dodged a massive fucking bullet

if jack english was also there he wouldn’t do anything because he’s not a character

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people like to hate on homestuck as if there was any other franchise that could have produced both undertale And the locked tomb. lets be real. nothing else has ever had that kind of range except maybe the bible

#but with your help we can change that! #do your part to justify Homestuck hate today! #for legal reasons this is a joke

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[image description: a tweet by @ayobrobro that reads "Not spiritually into crystals but I love a fucked up little rock." End ID]

#they're just nifty lil guys!

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How does anything get done on the set of Good Omens when David Tennant look like THAT

We keep him in a box until we're ready to shoot.

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be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

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homestuck fans don't appreciate the exiles enough. oh sure everyone loves wayward vagabond/the mayor but i would lay down my life for peregrine mendicant

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Last night i dreamt that the fifth book ended with Navani grabbing Thaidakar by the hair and showed him Vin from the Spirit Realm so he could see how disappointed she is

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had to draw him, even as a quick sketch. It's been too long.

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There's always another secret (project)

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[image description: a photo of a cat outside, photoshopped to be sitting like a human with its chin and front paws rested on a railing. The image is partially covered by dating-site-esque info, which reads:

What I'm doing with my life: sometimes sheets can be propped up to be a cave but other times they lie flat like a ground. why is that

I'm looking for: poposable thumbs Tall as counter Understanding of locks Warms

The first things people usually notice about me: i am small enough to use pieces of furniture in different ways that are surprising to humans eg edge of the bed is actually a tiny step for me to use like a borrower

The six things I could never do without: cold chjickens, heated chickens, small dry pellet chickens, chickens from a can with picture of cat on it, chickens from the sea (also in can but missing cat picture on can), chicken from larger animals like beef

The most private thing I'm willing to admit: iwill climb on top of you in the night and settle like a tiny rain cloud

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I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

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