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need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina

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which is definitely not an omen

#we talked about it his story in our all hands call yesterday but i was late so i missed the context so i spent several minutes like #why are we talking about bloody horses. what is happening

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#okay but the stilts #on the one hand im like. this doesnt feel very HSE. on the other. stilts

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Low budget edit on what it was like watching the new episode of Game Changer before bed

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Beastkin Lore and Trans-Coded Werewolf compilation cause I am too impatient to wait for the anime.

Also, Laios being Laios called out for it.

#shoves evertthing else aside #b bear??!! bear!!!

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feeding frenzy!! and then he died but it's fine.

#bg3 #hehehe yeah

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#the mp100 to witch hat atelier and dunmeshi illusion of choice pipeline #i.e. all the lesbians i know loved it and i trust them

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symon for a palette challenge (with the name of the palette for flavour) and his two older brothers: ob'rag and durz.

i cannot stop thinking about his family and their various issues... narga, ikkath and hogarth are on the list of siblings to draw next

#arthur art #bg3 #bg3 tav

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My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.

I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”

#oh... well #im living at a 4-5 on the fatigue scale apparently. hm

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Hobie 🎸

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It's funny how a silly fictional character can come into your life and then take over your entire brain chemistry

#sometimes they come from within and thats torture

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#my bestie... #stardew valley

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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happy birthday, you lovely old hag!!

One of Reigen's special moves is to show em assholes the Power of Former Japanese Whack-a-Mole Championship Competitor

#this is so dynamic and cool hell yea

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god, this is what youtube with ads is like now? two ads for starting the video? two ads for skipping to the middle of a video? two ads for leaving a video paused for a while and then pressing play again? two ads for beginning the video in the middle because it remembered your place and then another two ads for navigating back to the start?

#underselling the number of midrolls

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Happy farcille day ✨