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Hi guys! This is secret mod T and the original owner of this blog, this blog was my years ago by my two friends mod A and mod J who I gave access to this account and since then we haven’t really been in contact as much and they haven’t shown any interest in this blog so unfortunately I’m going to delete this blog in a few days time

It’s just not easy for me to maintain this blog or keep up with it anymore (notifications and stuff like that) and I wouldn’t be able to make more posts for you guys because I don’t really like Metallica like that

So I’ll give this blog a week, feel free to go through and screenshot any posts you’d like to keep or anything like that

Message me if you have any issues and sorry for the inconvenience!

- Mod T

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hey everyone!

mod a and i are trying to focus on school, so this blog will be on a hiatus.

thanks for your understanding.

- Mod A and mod j :)

#announcement!! #mod a #mod j

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I thought of something for Metallica Daycare. Imagine all the things they thought they would have to say to another human. Example, "Stop licking the wall." or "Stop picking your nose." If you need more examples, just look up "funny things parents say to their kids" or "weird things parents say". Love ya.

these are a goldmine!! i’ve picked out seven of my favorites for each seven band members of metallica. get ready to laugh, kiddos. love ya too, eak.

1. kirk

let’s set the scene. it’s lunchtime, spaghetti is on the menu. most of the kids are eating, chit chatting, and generally being a mess. (you know how kids are when they eat. it’s like a bomb exploded). kirk is on lunchtime duty. his one job? watch the kids. he’s doing his job very well, when suddenly, he spots a troublemaker. “get your spaghetti out from between your toes and keep eating.” he says. the kid in question does exactly that.

2. james

theres two kids fighting over toys. as kids do. the toy in question? a stuffed elephant. “let go of his elephant. get your own elephant.” the kid shrugs and lets go of the elephant. as you do.

3. lars

oh lars. poor lars. he’s in charge of the tables. one of the new kids tell him “you look like a girl”. lars sighs. “i’m not a girl”

4. cliff

cliff is an enigma to the kids. they think he’s a robot. in actuality, he’s very organized and efficient. they draw him as a robot, and give the drawing to him. “thanks,” says cliff, “now, i have to go plug in my battery. beep boop.”

5. dave

dave sets the microwave on fire. the kids are in equal parts horrified and fasinated. he puts it out, then says “don’t tell cliff i set the microwave on fire. the microwave is fine.” (but cliff finds out anyways. kids can’t keep their mouths shut.)

6. jason

the kids tend to push jason around. its kind of a thing. not his fault. he’s just too nice. one of the kids tell jason that his hair is too long and he should cut it. “i’m not going to cut my hair for you,” he says. “i like it long.”

7. robert

robert’s a bit quiet around the kids. if there’s naptime, they all tend to nap around him. one of the kids say “you’re a pillow.” he replies, “i’ve never been called a pillow before.”

#metalliasks #metallica daycare #mod a

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Therapist: So what brought you two here?

Kirk: I just hate how he never takes things seriously.

Therapist: And what about you?

Lars: A car.

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Lars: Are you religious?

James: Yes, I pray every night that you'll shut the fuck up.

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Lars: Name one mean thing that I have ever done to you!

Jason: *rolling out a list* First, you convinced me that eggs weren't real. Second, you said-

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Cop: Sir you were speeding, please show us your driver's license.

Robert: *pulls out a photo of him being top of the leader board on mario kart's rainbow road*

Cop: Holy shit you're a professional! My bad sir have a nice day.

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Jason: You're like the coolest person I know, and you don't even have to try!

Lars: I try very hard actually

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ladies, gentlemen, non-binary pals, may i present to you... drumroll please?

*drumroll*

mod a!

yes, after struggling internally with myself for a bit, i realized i probably need a little help running this blog. with my intense schedule in everyday life, plus motivational issues, i’ve been leaving you guys without quotes for weeks at a time. i know, very frustrating. so, i consulted with my friend and she agreed to help out. big thanks to her. 

she’s not actually super into metallica like myself, but she noticed i was struggling with posting and offered to help out. so, mod a, want to introduce yourself?

Hello! I’m A! I’ve known J for a long time, so I’m excited to be a part of this blog. My fav member of Metallica is James. Just so y’all know. Thanks for having me!

#announcement!! #thank you mod a for joining the team! #mod a #mod j

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Lars: My wrists are sore from the handcuffs.

James: Try using silk rope next time.

Lars: Not sure I can convince the police officer to use silk rope.

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James: Swear to god I'll kill you all.

Jason: Oh my god, what happened

Lars: *sipping the absolute very definitely last bit of coffee* Idk man, James has been slightly irritated this morning.

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Lars: So Jason sneezed earlier and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you"

Kirk: How do you ACCIDENTALLY say "shut the fuck up"?

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[someone insults Cliff]

Lars: *laughs*

Lars: WAIT A MINUTE HOW DARE YOU!

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Lars: I would do anything for you, James.

James: Admit that my hair is nicer than yours.

Lars: Almost anything.

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Lars: Since it's impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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Lars: If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of the chickens, you are a chicken tender.

Cliff: ULRICH IT'S THREE IN THE MORNING

James: He has a point-

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Kirk: You know, as a guitar player, I really look up to you.

James: Yeah because you're short

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