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Ed Sheeran: here is my latest album in which I write about losing my best friend young, learning my wife has cancer while she’s pregnant with our second child, and being actively suicidal. I’ll be releasing it right after I wrap up this court case where I’m having to defend my integrity as a songwriter and artist and everything I’ve built my life and career on. also I had to miss my grandmother’s funeral back home so I could be present at the mandatory court proceedings.

Twitter.com all week: haha I hope Ed Sheeran loses in court so he’ll stop releasing bad music and give retail workers peace! What album is he releasing next, “Quadratic Equation”? Hahaha! Such an original joke no one has ever heard before :) I’m soooo funny!! :)

#my tidbit is that i actually LOVE Ed Sheeran #and spend HUNDREDS of dollars to go to his concert #like I am his no 1 defender it is so serious to me unfortunately

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MISS KOREA | LEE HYORI (2013)

#lee hyori #ugh I love her sm

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En el más reciente concierto, Yunho dijo que viene un álbum, un concierto de solista y un drama, el año 2025 será definitivamente de muchas sorpresas. 🥳✨

#no what was in the air at the Jakarta concerts he looked so good #TVXQ

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WHO REMEMBERS

#they’re interconnected #ik Changmin hallucinates Yunho when they’re apart #tvxq

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#when he was the number one referenced male idol for nose jobs in sokor #his nose and profile are quite literally the goal of everyone’s plastic surgery #can’t outdo the doer! #tvxq #yunho

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TVXQ! - 2007 Special Calendar

#ugh this was everything #2006-2007 Changmin and Yunho had THE BEST hair #tvxq

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snoopy of the day

#snoopy #me and snoooy of the day against the world

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#everyone vote anybody whose not TVXQ pls

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nct as white history

jaehyun: dies in the war at 22

mark: survived the war but dies of tubercolosis

doyoung: carries a pitchfork and accuses anyone who looks at him funny of being a witch

taeyong: burnt at the stake

yuta: subject of frequent exorcisms

haechan: plague doctor you pay 2 copper coins for but does fuck all for you

jungwoo: milkmaid that shows too much ankle and gets called the village temptress

taeil: accidentally enters HH Holmes' murder mansion

johnny: voices tobacco commercials on the radio

jeno: lobotomized baker that causes the great fire of london

chenle: franz ferdinand, the random guy that got killed and it started world war 1

renjun: lobotomist

jaemin: wall street finance guy that causes the great depression

jisung: brought the plague rats to europe by accident bc he thought they were cute

ten: gay cartoonist

xuxi: sailor who brings you treasure from his trips. most of the time its just plastic and bouqets of asparagus. dies of scurvy

kun: doctor that cures female hysteria and pussy anxiety. your wife writes to him way too often

xiaojun: survived the titanic solely bc he was mistaken for a child and given priority

hendery: part of the dancing plague of the 1500s

winwin: bedridden victorian child that gets sneezed on and dies

yangyang: part of italian mafia and named mario

#I love this post so much

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literally need him

#when he goes HAHAHHA and then gets embarrassed immediately after #need him biblically #when he went on that show with boa and they made fun of his laugh the whole time #and boa was like “I think its cute! #tvxq

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#the man of all time #yunho #tvxq #wow he really has such an irreplaceable aura…

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#best song of all time I love tohoshinki #tvxq

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Paramore was right. Hard times

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#when I was in hs I had an oatmeal hyperfixation #I ate it every day #sometimes twice a day #I would go to bed excited because it meant I could eat a new bowl of oatmeal when I woke up #anyways

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Baby Clifford & baby Snoopy

#oh? #snoopy

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#oh these would be such cute earring trays #aesthetics

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Film references in U-Know’s “Thank U” music video

Le Samourai  (1967)

Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters (1985)

Merantau (2009)

Kill Bill Vol. I (2003)

Oldboy (2003)

#this was genuinely maybe my favorite comeback of all time concept wise #Yunho does not get the credit he deserves for being an artistic visionary #TVXQ #Yunho