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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#polls #shrimps is bugs #thats just how it be

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Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

#actually near tears laughing at this oh my god #videos

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

#op i'm so happy for you #i quit my retail job of 6+ years less than 2 months ago and tbh i'm still recovering #those customers just do something to you

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#as someone who has gotten an “sti” from something other than sexual contact... yup! #the stigma is wild #(i am cured now but man was that rough) #also god the misinfo :') thank you all for spreading this one #videos

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Stop trying to be productive

#videos #plays this nonstop on my phone without headphones

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tag game: OC Bingo!

thank you @catwings-writes-things for the tag! this is such a cute game :D

Rules: Fill out the bingo(s) of the person tagging you, then generate one for your OC here.

I have done mine with the OC I can't stop thinking about, Daniel. Who was very heavily inspired by Eric Delano, I will admit, but has evolved way past being a serial-numbers-filed-off parallel (I hope) and whose storyline I love fleshing out as a series of short snippets when I get inspired. So! Here we are, first with Harriet's bingo card filled out by Daniel:

Not a ton in common, but I love Harriett's, for the record. Aro! fat and attractive! we love to see it!!! Daniel is neeeearly there but he's mostly just a very soft dad-bod, not quite fat. I love the weird combo they share in common though, haha. And here's the bingo card for Daniel! Feel free to fill it out, if you were or weren't tagged (I tend to err on the side of not-tagging bc i'm nervous to bother people, but I'l ltag a few at the end here... I'll be brave lmao.)

this was really fun! tagging, please don't feel pressured i just like yall: @starrypawz @swords-and-storms @moonisthedoor @hauntedsuns

#memes #this was SO FUN #danielcore #i just did a bingo-for-ghoul on another account so doing one for my bby was lovely

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having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro

#oh woe

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Hey btw, here's a piece of life advice:

If you know what you'd have to do to solve a problem, but you just don't want to do it, your main problem isn't the problem itself. Your problem is figuring out how to get yourself to do the solution.

If your problem is not eating enough vegetables, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make vegetables stop being yucky". If your problem is not getting enough exercise, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make exercise stop sucking ass". You're not supposed to just be doing things that are awful and suck all the time forever, you're supposed to figure out how to make it stop being so awful all the time.

I used to hate wearing sunscreen because it's sticky and slimy and disgusting and it feels bad and it smells bad, so I neglected to wear it even if I needed to. Then I found one that isn't like that, and doesn't smell and feel gross. Problem solved.

There is no correct way to live that's just supposed to suck and feel bad all the time. You're allowed to figure out how to make it not suck so bad.

#this advice has saved me many times

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More eye halo plus give him a friend!!!

#awwwww adorable i love them as insta-bffs too #gerry #jon #tma

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#videos #cats #i love reading explanations of this bc its so instinctive to me but the words help! #i forget ppl struggle to interpret cats so im spreading this - also its adorable

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Commission for Cinderrain on FR

#this is CRAZY gorgeous and imaginative omg!! #the pose... the style.. i love the twiggy arms ahhh

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#this language fact about my own language hurt my brain #like i love knowing this now but also ow

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A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

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For the ask game, 44 (dumbest way your character’s gotten injured) for anyone you like (including your OC if you feel like it, and/or whoever else you want)!

thank you! still clearing out my inbox, i really meant it - this is from january :') thank you to everyone who's been following from back when i was actually posting fic regularly! i appreciate it, and i'm trying to interact more and finish up my current WIPs. in the meantime... answering this for my current brainworm, daniel, my oc (his tag is "danielcore" in case anyone needs more) 44: dumbest way your character’s gotten injured Probably the time he just HAD to see if he'd leveled up his friendship with the demon he'd just met enough in order to touch his shoulder... the answer was 'no'... He still has the scar on his hand!

#ghoul speaks #ask ghoul #danielcore #thank you to everyone for being so patient #and also letting me talk about my oc

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"corsets are a barbaric painful tool of the patriarchy" says the era with sitting down pants and waist trainers and push up bras and brazilian butt lifts and preventative botox and full coverage foundation and no makeup makeup and full body waxing and and and and

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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

#feels true tbh

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Murmur, Cameron Barnett