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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

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stop naming your pets after anime characters i just had to ask this person "are killua's testicles enlarged?"

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subtitles should be on automatically. people who don’t want them should have to turn them off

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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

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Top ten numbers that perform cannibalism. Number seven will shock you!

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i can’t find the og post but i NEED everyone to see this they’re so cute

#naruto #sasuke

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get off your phone. jack off to that weird fantasy you’ve been hesitant about entertaining. buy an awesome jacket. <- the real steps to self actualization

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ok second date to see monkey man tomorrow 💪

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If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]

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#does ernie count #my friend named themselves after Ernie from the muppets 🫡 #on my suggestion 🥰

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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

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why does every job want you to have a drivers license… cant you want me for my loving nature

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vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

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been playing fortnite again with friends here are my uchiha fortnite shenanigan doodles

#sasuke #naruto

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