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that sounds like what a demonic doppelganger would say :0

I am not a doppelganger or demonic! I'm just cursed with inhuman amounts of bad luck. Like today, I was jokingly insulting my uncle in French and this girl with Pink Hair and Pronouns just looked at me like I insulted her entire family line. And right after, we got held in a hostage situation!

(Also, I am not related to Shinichi in any way aside from us being cousins and I am NOT some evil demon thing that came out of Shinichi. Please don't spread misinformation, I swear to god!)

#conan salt #conan's asks #please don't associate me with that cool and handsome detective i am just a boy #// #detective conan #dcmk #please continue associating conan with shinichi #also loving how hex just sent an ask immediately after my post #conan's trip to france

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TIL that someone on this platform has drawn amazing pictures of me...as a demonic doppleganger. @hexfloog I SEE YOU! I KNOW YOUR BLOG EXISTS NOW! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE MY GAZE!

#conan talks #conan salt #I SEE YOU! #I AM NOW ON TUMBLR I SEE THE WEIRD FANART PEOPLE HAVE DRAWN OF ME #YOU CANNOT ESCAPE MY FLIPPING GAZE #// #dcmk #detective conan #me playing with other members of the community be like

[mini-detective-conan]

No

So, ummm, my flight to France was incredibly eventful. Someone tried threatening the old man with a knife that somehow passed security. Security was able to pin the man down before he could do any harm, thankfully.

Then, I found out that THE GODDAMN WHITE THIEF HIMSELF WAS ON THE PLANE!!!

He doesn't know, but I recognize that stupid face of his anywhere. He may be trying to pretend to be a flight attendant, BUT HE WAS STILL SO OBVIOUSLY KID!

It was like he WANTED me to know he was hijacking my trip.

Oh, and my older sister beat the shit out of some terrorist who snuck a bomb onto the plane. I was able to keep myself hidden from her for reasons, but I felt like eating popcorn during that.

Anyway, I also had a weird dream where, just as I was entering the Parisian airspace, my plane got hijacked by some weird hacker with an eye-like symbol and nearly sent my flight careening into the Seine. My older sister realized I was on the flight in my dream and I had to tell her some things that I didn't want to tell her.

Anyway, the dream ended with this big ass white wall and I woke up.

I swear, it was so weird.

Anyway, Parisians and other tourists, if you sees a weird looking Japanese man who's dressed in white and obsessed with magic tricks, @ me. I want to one up him so hard.

#conan talks #conan salt #i am so tird i just spent all night working on the riddle he sent me #// #conan's trip to france #I AM SO SRRY EVERYONE #i completely lost track of this blog for a while #lets just pretend everything paused so i don't have to worry about time logistics

[mini-detective-conan]

...Okay, I got another dream after this happened, and I think I need therapy. So, it basically started as a replay of what happened today, except for the fact that my new soccer buddy was a lot more reluctant playing soccer with me. Like, he had to be practically forced by his girlfriend to do it (Idk what that part was all about). Then the old man came to pick us up to go to the scene of a disappearance that the Parisian police had called us too. However, he said he wanted to stay behind at the soccer field for some reason, so me and Ran went to the bus stop leading into the city. ...Then I realized while remembering where I had last seen the old man that he was supposed to be at a bar halfway across the city. And the bus times meant he was in the area for hours. Which set me off cuz he was acting like he got here just minutes ago. I immediately sprinted back to the soccer field and found my soccer mate in a geriatric WWE match with the old man...WHO WAS SHOOTING LIGHTNING FROM HIS FINGERTIPS! YES, LIGHTNING! As in the stuff Zeus shoots out in Greek Mythology. I kicked a soccer ball at the old man in an attempt to save my soccer buddy, and all I got was the weird not-Kogoro turning its attention toward me. Since I was smaller, I was able to dodge it for a while until the faker hit me in the back with lightning. I thought I was a goner until my older sister came to kick his ass. One decisive punch later, she sent him backward and was about to shoot lightning at Ran when he just passed out all of sudden. The dream ended with white and then I woke up and spent the rest of the evening being coddled back to sleep by my older sister. ...This is the third time I've had a strange dream since I got on the plane to France, and idk if I should take a hint or continue forward... And you know me >:)

So, I played soccer with a random German kid today. My older sister and his girlfriend (who was apparently a Japanese immigrant) came to watch, and we both tied.

Anyway, I was then overhearing my older sister talk to said Japanese immigrant and they mentioned the Lourve and I was like !

Something clicked with me regarding KID's notice. And then I went googling and confirmed my earlier suspicions.

KID's going to rob the Lourve!

In other news, my older sister has a new friend and I've got a new soccer mate. Said his last name was Stern, though IDK his first name (Though he tried to speak Japanese and he was so bad at it that I laughed)

#conan talks #// #conan's trip to france #oh by gosh by golly i think conan needs to start believing in the supernatural cuz OH MAN #also ran supremacy moment

[mini-detective-conan]

Yeah, yeah, we're both related, very funny. I can almost hear the nonexistent laughter in the back.

I was drawing Conan and thinking "man idk this looks too much like Shinichi" and then it hit me

#conan salt #srsly what is it with the me and shinichi jokes #shinichis just related to me and nothing more #// #conan is just nervously sweating behind his phone screen as he types these out XD

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//Out of character moment, but PLEASE HEED THIS!//

They are already selling data to midjourney, and it's very likely your work is already being used to train their models because you have to OPT OUT of this, not opt in. Very scummy of them to roll this out unannounced.

#ooc talk #please for god's sake follow this!

[mini-detective-conan]

So, I played soccer with a random German kid today. My older sister and his girlfriend (who was apparently a Japanese immigrant) came to watch, and we both tied.

Anyway, I was then overhearing my older sister talk to said Japanese immigrant and they mentioned the Lourve and I was like !

Something clicked with me regarding KID's notice. And then I went googling and confirmed my earlier suspicions.

KID's going to rob the Lourve!

In other news, my older sister has a new friend and I've got a new soccer mate. Said his last name was Stern, though IDK his first name (Though he tried to speak Japanese and he was so bad at it that I laughed)

#conan talks #i have made a crack in the code and I didn't even have to deal with a murder to find it #// #very very transparent french character usage XD #kid heist mystery #conan's trip to france #dcmk #detective conan

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I hope you guys know that this is actually how it went. There were no pleasantries exchanged at all, it was just pure roasting and me insulting his stupid hat.

Oh, btw, KID, if you are reading this, YOUR HAT STILL SUCKS-

Their first meeting but with more sass. 👌

#conan salt #kaitou kid #cherry white phantom thief with stupid parlor tricks and that stupid hat #hijacking my trip to france with a kid notice #asshole *scoffs* #// #detective conan #dcmk #conan is so salty over kid's outfit XD #cuz people actually compliment his outfit #also might have to do with the kaishin shipping

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T-That is not a heart attack! He's c-clearly just under a lot of stress from that case he's doing! He's as healthy as someone can be at his age, no heart attack in sight! He's just under a ridiculous amount of stress from his cases, that's all!

yes and one of them is ACTIVELY HAVING A HEART ATTACK WHY DOES NO ONE CARE

#like come on #do you guys believe all those 'shinichi is ill' rumors #// #dcmk #detective conan #conan desperately covering for his ass

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Left behind by The King of The Sun, Sleeping under a pale orange sky, A roof of glass guards what i seek. Sleeping restlessly through the eras, Stolen tribute of Iberian men, Red with hatred and green with envy

When the pigeons have fallen to slumber, And the bell tolls for the last time, I shall appear to claim my prize -Kaitou KID

GODDAMMIT, KID!

Ughhhh, I guess even Kaitou KID has a tumblr. ...wait a minute, you have a tumblr.... And you don't want me finding it~

(Btw, I will be sending the notice to local Parisian authorities and helping them figure out what it means, but if you guys want to join in on the deduction, I'd be happy to cooperate. You guys are pretty smart from what I've seen.)

#conan's asks #kaitou kid #i can't believe they have gifs of shinichi kudo #kid heist mystery #// #dcmk #detective conan #NOW BEGINS THE KID HEIST SECTION OF THE CONAN'S TRIP TO FRANCE #conan's trip to france #please participate as it will give me more opportunities to interact if we are all deducing together

[mini-detective-conan]

Have you dreamt recently? If yes, was it good or bad?

Well, I did have the weirdest lucid dream ever after the weird 'heart-stopped corpse case' happened. I dreamed that I was busy walking around Paris when I was suddenly attacked by monsters. They shot lasers, and they looked like four-legged spiders, but metallic and with all sorts of alien details.

I held them off perfectly fine with my soccer ball, thankfully, but others weren't so lucky. They had to hide in the buildings. Some of them were even hit by the lasers. What's worse is the that the corpse was in my dream, only he was alive and well. He tried to keep my older sister alive (She was also handling the monsters just fine until some of them got a few laser hits in), but he got in the crossfire between her and three of them. He was practically gunned down like in AKIRA. We then huddled inside of some boarding school to keep ourselves alive. However, a monster broke in a few minutes after. The kid who sent me a meme a while back basically took a bullet for me and I was pinned to a wall by another monster. The dream was so harrowing and it felt so real, I thought I was going to actually die. Then they suddenly went silent. And then I was blasted with white and I woke up screaming. My older sister thought I had gone nuts. But you guys want to know the weird part of it is? The beginning of the dream was around the exact moment IRL when the heart-stopped guy dropped dead. I think I need therapy...or just a vacation.

#conan's asks #legitimately one of the most terrifying dreams i've ever had #i'm surprised it didn't feature any men i-OH I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT ON HERE #// #detective conan #dcmk #conan's trip to france #conan needs therapy #or does he? #DUN DUN DUNNNNNN

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I'll say this once, and I'll say it again.

Shinichi. Kudo. Is. Not. Kaitou. KID's. HUSBANDO! HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND, WHO COULD PROBABLY KILL GOD IF SHE WANTED TO! IF I SEE ANOTHER KAISHIN POST, I AM GOING TO COMMIT MURDER! AND I AM A HOMICIDE DETECTIVE!

#conan salt #saying this cuz during my investigation a random french girl who happened to be a witness said she wrote kaishin doujinshi #i want to strangle someone #and this is not because of any personal reaasonss #i just hate it because shinichi's related to me #// #dcmk #detective conan #he's lying; he hates the fact that people are shipping him with KID #and is just raging about it #conan hates kaishin saga

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Okay, everyone...I think I just encountered the weirdest murder I've ever seen.

This guy...just dropped dead right in front of me. No setup, no murder weapon, no obvious signs of struggling...

Just...dead.

You might think this is because the man succumbed to some sort of stroke or heart attack or other natural cause of death.

Except the man was a perfectly healthy 30-something year old who doesn't have a family history for strokes or heart problems or even any diseases that could cause those diseases.

He was about as clean as someone can conceivably be with their bill of health, and yet, he's somehow dead in no obvious manner.

Its like his heart stopped working abruptly.

Now, I know this is a murder (Because natural deaths never happen around me and the circumstances seem too supernatural for this to be normal), but at the same time, this just looks like the strangest cause of death I've ever seen.

Now, of course, I'll come back with updates once I'm done with my preliminary investigation.

#conan talks mysteries #i am still suffering from jetlag btw #so it could be just not thinking of a potential possibility #but still #will update when i get evidence and info #// #dcmk #detective conan #conan's trip to france #oh good lord this kid is not going to survive all of the supernatural bullshit

[mini-detective-conan]

So, ummm, my flight to France was incredibly eventful. Someone tried threatening the old man with a knife that somehow passed security. Security was able to pin the man down before he could do any harm, thankfully.

Then, I found out that THE GODDAMN WHITE THIEF HIMSELF WAS ON THE PLANE!!!

He doesn't know, but I recognize that stupid face of his anywhere. He may be trying to pretend to be a flight attendant, BUT HE WAS STILL SO OBVIOUSLY KID!

It was like he WANTED me to know he was hijacking my trip.

Oh, and my older sister beat the shit out of some terrorist who snuck a bomb onto the plane. I was able to keep myself hidden from her for reasons, but I felt like eating popcorn during that.

Anyway, I also had a weird dream where, just as I was entering the Parisian airspace, my plane got hijacked by some weird hacker with an eye-like symbol and nearly sent my flight careening into the Seine. My older sister realized I was on the flight in my dream and I had to tell her some things that I didn't want to tell her.

Anyway, the dream ended with this big ass white wall and I woke up.

I swear, it was so weird.

Anyway, Parisians and other tourists, if you sees a weird looking Japanese man who's dressed in white and obsessed with magic tricks, @ me. I want to one up him so hard.

#conan's trip to france #kaitou kid #// #this was way too much fun to write #also don't expect me to post regularly #i have to deal with finals and shit like that #anyway enjoy some conan shenanigans #dcmk #detective conan

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So his name is Odd Della Robbia? Heheheheh... Odd Della Robbia, if you are reading this, I hope you know that I am a homicide detective with an army of FBI, CIA, and PSB at my disposal. And they will never find your body :)))))).

OKAY, I was just minding my own business reading the new Night Baron novel when THIS THING JUST RANDOMLY APPEARED IN MY ASKS WITH ZERO CONTEXT!

Like, WHO SENT THIS? THE USERNAME WAS JUST A BUNCH OF RANDOM CHARACTERS, WHO ON THIS HELLSITE SENT THIS TO ME?!?!??!?!

#better run little della robbia #or else #// #conan shows how creepy he is #also surprise from the CL fandom XD #poor guy doesn't even know what character is attached to this roleplay blog #dcmk #detective conan #code lyoko #oh god i feel so sorry for anyone still roleplaying odd in the year of our lord 2024 #they've now got a creepy child to deal with

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Alright, it's been a while since I did this poll, so lets see if Tumblr got this right.

...And no, they didn't. I got a body a few hours after I made this poll and I got a gun shot wound to the abdomen followed by bleeding out.

What was particularly disgusting about the corpse was that it was in advanced stages of decay. It was laying around the house that the corpse had when it was alive for days. How no one filed a missing persons report before I stumbled across it is beyond me.

Anyway, I was able to find the culprit after figuring out the corpse's identity (The killer was smart and removed all paraphernalia and methods of identification, including fingerprints, but I was able to figure it out by cobbling together alibis and witness accounts from the neighbors).

It was the corpse's husband that did the deed. Purely so that the husband could move on with another spouse without having to go through the financial troubles of a divorce.

Sometimes, people disgust me.

Oh and about the poll, since tumblr didn't align with my expectations, you guys need to seriously stop shipping Shinichi with Kaitou KID. They are NOT an item, and Shinichi Kudo is related to me which makes this all disgusting to me!

So, ummmm...got the idea to create a poll for the next cause of the death for when I inevitably come across another body. Mostly to add some brevity to the curse that I call my life and also to let you guys interact more.

If Tumblr guesses right, I'll talk about another true crime case. If not, you guys have to stop making Shinichi Kudo Kaitou KID's 'husbando'.

#conan poll #conan talks mysteries #yes i still hate how the rpf that is going on right now between those two #for reasons you guys can't possibly imagine #// #dcmk #detective conan #btw the real reason conan hates kaishin is because he hates the idea of him getting shipped with Kaitou KID #and is basically doing the same secret identity bullshit as in canon #so don't go coming in the asks saying he's shinichi unless you really want a re-enactment of every time Ran's cornered Conan in canon

[mini-detective-conan]

WHAT?! A child murderer had you captive for TWO ENTIRE DAYS?! Who the hell dares?!

…..

Conan, sweetie? Would you get Sleeping Kogorou for me, please? I have a question to ask him.

Hm? What question, you ask? Well, it’s simple. rolls up sleeves I just want a name, cuz I gotta deal with something myself.

Go ahead and beat the crap out of him. I'll be snacking on popcorn watching the blood bath.

#oh btw #it was my idea to chase down a child murderer #i had gotten a lead and decided to follow it and he took advantage of my size #too bad he didn't realize who I really was #conan's asks #// #conan wants kogoro to suffer #dcmk #detective conan #also i am so sorry for taking so long answering this #i had to take care of other things on the blog