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i won’t say i’m in love 💜

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I still remember the story my parents tell about me everytime I make a new friend. The wonderful story of the Baby Helmet.

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I fucking hate math

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Space Is Not That Cool When The Ocean Is Already Full of Weird Shit

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The other day I watched a little boy get knocked to the ground by an older kid who was running by. He burst into tears as his mother hurried over.

“Here’s a bandaid for ya,” I said, producing one from my vest pocket.

“Oh, he’s not bleeding, thank you though!”

I lowered my voice and leaned in. “Kids think bandaids are health magic,” I said. “Ask him where it hurts and exploit that placebo effect.”

She did just that, and instantly the kid stopped crying and thanked her. “I’ll have to remember that,” she said.

Children: #HACKED

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Spinel: *exists* Yellow Diamond:

#su spoilers #steven universe

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when you find funny post but all the comments are annoying so you go to the original post to reblog it and later find out OP is either certifiably the worst or just bizarre in general so it looks like you follow them since you reblogged directly from them when all you really wanted was a simple laff with the boys

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I just realized Vore day falls on August the 8th.

That’s 8/8

That’s like.

Ate ate eat eat idk

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Is there rly any softer scene than when o'malley sees duchess and falls in love with her at first sight in the aristocats, complimenting her at every turn and climbing into a cherry blossom tree to make the flower petals snow gracefully down on her? How dreamy 🥀💕

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the way artists draw themselves is so funny like we all make ourselves look like exhausted gremlins and then there’s fucking. elmer “butch” hartman who managed to make his self insert oc look like a complete and total douchebag

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i might just fuck around and put a loaf of bread, a wedge of cheese, and an apple into a handkerchief, tie it to a stick, and hop on a freight train headed west 

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💛🧡💚

I love this so much

💚🧡💛

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say hello to the fuck slug

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Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

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toy story 4 spoilers

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shaggy’s got a fucking gun!!!