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"we're two 20 year olds fighting over the lamb"

#ok i know i said on my last rb that chris is my new boi crush #but matt stole my heart in this video #sturniolo triplets

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chris: that dude looks stupid but he's like stupid in a good way

#*sigh* chris is my new boi crush #as if i needed another #sturniolo triplets

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vivi koenig

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"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store

#i’m too busy fighting my way through to notice that shit

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I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

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girls will be like “this shade of green 😍” about every shade of green they see, and they’re right

#jess

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beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever

#jordan

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non-practicing slut. is this anythign

#i kinda wanna be but i’m scared of talking to men and idk how to meet anyone else

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i do genuinely need to go on some sort of quest this year or i’m going to become evil for real

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i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

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Alex Stoddard

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#lmao #self