Knuckle tats that say Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
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hand in hand through each endeavor🔥
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Me seeing Starscream for 0.003 milliseconds
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transformers fans when Starscream appears for literally three frames in the trailer
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Hey bug boy here
Tell roach lad to suck it up and deal with their roachy fate. That guy is long dead, and if they are alive, they're probably happy to not be in the mouth of your cat and will stay in the depths of toilet land. Oh, and washing your hands is super important if you made contact with the bug. While it's an extremely low chance, it's a good idea to lower the chance of you getting a disease from the roach, as they can carry hit disease salmonella along with a few others.
Make sure to check for any possible roach hiding places! Where there's one, there's a chance there may be more! This depends on where you live of course, but its worth it to check and make sure. ^-^
this one’s for the guy from earlier 🪳🪳🪳
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i caught my cat playing with a roach and i had to get rid of it. I am currently typing this from my office because it feels the most roach free. I want to wash my hands in the bathroom so badly even though I never touched it but I can’t because that’s where I flushed it down the toilet. I want to eat my ramen but I don’t wanna go into the kitchen because that’s where my cat found the roach and my boots that I used to squish it are also in the kitchen. Hearing the crunch was the most horrific and nauseating thing I have ever experienced in my life. I still feel my skin tingling even though it didn’t get on me. Every time I feel something under my foot I jump. Please tell me I’m not the only one who reacts like this when encountering a roach. Also could you hype me up to go to the bathroom so I can wash my hands pwease 🥺👉👈 thanks <3
good luck soldier wash those hands and fuck those roaches up o7
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Love this nocturnal creature the diller
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i need to p rank 5-2 so Bad I can’t believe this
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I think about this image a lot
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me using my evil autism powers to force my friends to play lobotomy corporation
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