momicoza

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Me too girlypop, me too.

i have a severe hayday obsession

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Everybody that doesn’t wants want somebody them.

Everybody Wants Somebody // Patrick Stump

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These children know more about love than some people triple their age. You know their parents raised these kids right.

this is literally the sweetest thing ever 🥺

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Found this gem today…

Never related to an image more.

Greg is probably the wisest man I know

#hayday #lol #quotes #farmlife

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What is love…

Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

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I’ll do it any way except for the normal way

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Same, I went to the Hiroshima memorial building recently. And I have never been more grateful for my life in my life

when doctors ask if i have any history of cancer in my family and i have to say that yes my grandmother had 2 types of gastrointestinal cancer and they're like oh wow okay so we'll keep an eye out for that but i'm like no it was probably just all the nuclear radiation and they're like ok hm ok what the fuck do you mean and it's very weird seeing the look on american doctors' faces when you have to explain to them that believe it or not atomic bombs were dropped on this earth 2 generations ago and it did have consequences

#also Japanese #japanese canadian

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B…boobies……

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Let the can go! what did it ever do to you!?

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Don’t worry, it’s a hit in my heart.

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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#beat me to it

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I GOT SO CONFUSED!!

I know this isn't ninjago guys but I finished this 17 hour painting for my art class and I was proud of it so...enjoy.

I love Egypt fun fact about me. :)

#I thought this was a photo #why can’t I be talented #the only thing god gave me was an obsession with pickles

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Your brother is who I strive to be

the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

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It’s called Dora.

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Why did this literally rip into my skin and flesh and stab my heart with a friggin sword. I could not relate to a couple sentences more. Ever.

if you start reading books again. you will feel at least a little better. I promise

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Free, If you can catch it. It’s faster than it looks

Turtle cat