moonjuicewiththepresident

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hey don’t cry. they’re doing crazy things to that man’s cervix on ao3. ok?

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people won’t say "domestic terumob" near me for the same reason dog owners wont say "walk" cause the moment i hear it i go crazy and start destroying furniture

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Why bother arguing in support of trans people if you’re not trans?

very simple concept called believing in human rights

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What tha fuck

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Just saw a pigeon walking around with no head

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guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

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what do you MEAN the oven is in pre heat???

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why is my boop o meter destiel confessing to me lol

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Trans girl Mob dump :)

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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[moonjuicewiththepresident]

i am bad with words

but i can't describe how i feel

and i can't describe how much you mean to me

and i love you so much

and that is all i can say for now

as words escape me

Yknow i dream about you

I dream about what all we’ll do together

I dream about waking up with you, making breakfast, feeding our dogs at the crack of dawn because they don’t let us sleep in

I dream about loving you, and choosing you over and over and over again

I dream a lot of things about you

I hate that you’re not there when i wake up

It bothers me

But there’s not much i can do about it right now, all i can do is dream

[moonjuicewiththepresident]

Yknow i dream about you

I dream about what all we’ll do together

I dream about waking up with you, making breakfast, feeding our dogs at the crack of dawn because they don’t let us sleep in

I dream about loving you, and choosing you over and over and over again

I dream a lot of things about you

I hate that you’re not there when i wake up

It bothers me

But there’s not much i can do about it right now, all i can do is dream

#drunk <3

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fuck that, it's not even a small thing, i'm just having a hard time rationalizing bc i can't tell if i'm being over dramatic or not but i can't say anything until i find the words, but i am. really mad

i love being irrationally angry over the smallest things.

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i love being irrationally angry over the smallest things.

#god

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If liking a racist makes me racist then you liking Charles makes you a murderer

i was actually a murderer before i played red dead