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time isn't real because wdym the horror and the wild the album came out four years ago??

#sincerely #what the fuck #anyway I’m so happy that I discovered that life-changing album and this beautiful community

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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013)

#LMAO

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The reason I like history so much is the way you can see how unchanging human nature is. People have always been doing the same things, with different tools. Ancient Sumerians writing "I am not warning you now in hopes that you'll actually do anything, I am writing this to later prove that I warned you and you did nothing" messages in clay tablets like you'd write an office e-mail. Ancient philosophers talking about shepherds and archers, explaining the exact same problem you had this morning, like they're personally calling you out.

200 years ago, somebody was complaining about Kids These Days burying their faces in books in order to avoid socialising just the same as someone else is now ranting how their children would rather browse their phones than listen to them rant. People were arguing anonymously in the posting boards and newspaper sections just the same as they do on the internet. Someone in the bronze age woke up at 5 am to the sound of toddlers fighting over complete nonsense just the same as someone woke up to the same noises today.

For as long as there have been people, there have been people doing the same kind of things as you. From some dude in a cave with berries for paint, some Roman planning a mosaic on a wall, ancient Chinese noblewoman illustrating her calligraphed poem and some medieval monk decorating the borders of a manuscript and me on my laptop with my stylus pen, we're all just sitting here in our different times and places, wondering why the FUCK are horses so hard to draw.

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WE MADE IT FOLKS!!!

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Can we be at the end of the month already please ?

#WE WON #THEY MUSTVE READ ALL THE FICS

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i have not read the books and i have no idea where jaskier is in regards to the whole thanedd thing but considering valdo marx seems to be the bard i hope we just get jaskier sitting on radovid's lap for the entire ball. looking slutty. feeding him grapes. i hope geralt and yennefer walk in and it's like the iasip meme of two people seeing each other across a restaurant

#LMAOOO #GENIUS

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hello beloveds ☺️

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Astronaut tweets

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YENNEFER OF VENGERBERG & GERALT OF RIVIA The Witcher: Season Three — Exclusive Sneak Peek

#😭😭😭

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Additional clip of The Witcher season 3

#no you don't understand #this is so fucking beautiful ;-;

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i hate this stupid terrible show i will never stop being obsessed with it

#right??? #SAME

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Geralt and Jaskier THE WITCHER SEASON 3

#I wonder if Joey add-libbed this #anyway what a king #12/10 delivery of such ridiculous lines ❤️

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#Jaskier is finally getting his own poster but at what cost #my boy was done dirty with this one #but they all were tbh these are so bad ;-;

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happy pride month to Thorin “had no wife” Oakenshield and Bilbo “confirmed bachelor” Baggins

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rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy

#I adore

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Girl with Pearl Earring, at the museum - Johannes Vermeer

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not to be emotional on main but fanfiction is a gift and it’s so fundamentally human to tell each other stories and i am deeply grateful to have that in my life. thank you all for adding so much emotion and meaning to the world with your words