IS ANYONE STILL ON HERE
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why do i want to quit every job i start lmao
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*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*
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hey raybans got to you. check ur security settings
i appreciate u telling me!!! but honestly i don’t come on this site no more rat ban can have my shit tbh
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Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands
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ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?????
Kindest regards,
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i turned 21 on friday. i am old now
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I’m stupid please come kiss me
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Well deserved rest
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“I’m dying Squirtle” and “Pull the trigger Piglet” are two phrases that I will not only use until I die but both evoke an emotion incapable of being translated in any other words.
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what are songs that make u guys ache… they don’t even need to be very sad songs, really. just songs that make your heart hurt in its place in your chest
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they called it for biden! how are we feeling, king?
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should i post the number of the guy harassing me on reddit lol
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fucking hate it when people ask what my hobbies are/what i do for fun idk dude i like standing in the river
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isn't soup really bad?
oh i’ve never felt so violent take it back
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