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I'm pretty sure Chi Fu and Chien Po are their first and last name (And by that I mean Chi / Chien are their family names and Fu / Po are their family names)

I mean, I could be wrong. Like I'm not super well versed in Chinese history / naming conventions, but-

If these are their full names. Calling Chi Fu as "Chi-Fu" or Chien Po as "Chien-Po"...

isn't that like calling a dude "Bob-Smith"?

#mulan 1998 #chi fu #chien po

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Ling: Shang! My face is on fire! Shang: Ling! Are you ok?! Ling: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly. Shang: But your face is on fire. Ling: Yes. It's much faster than shaving

#disney #mulan 1998 #li shang #ling

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Mulan: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

#mulan 1998 #fa mulan #ah to be young and be blowing things up with no fear

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Ling: You know how I roll. Ling: And I’m not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.

#disney #mulan 1998 #ling

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Ling, playing a VR game: You see, that’s the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It’s PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset. Ling: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games... Ling: YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.

#disney #mulan 1998 #ling

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Mulan: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

#disney #mulan 1998 #fa mulan

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Yao: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

#disney #mulan 1998 #yao

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Mulan: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Mushu: I think you mean cards. Mulan, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.

#disney #mulan 1998 #fa mulan #mushu

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Yao: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine Yao: i became more evil if you’re curious Chien Po: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still! Yao: i’m going to get worse on purpose

#disney #mulan 1998 #yao #chien po

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Mulan: Where are you going? Mushu: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

#disney mulan #mulan 1998 #mulan #mushu

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Mulan & Chien Po: (On Mushu, Yao, and Ling) I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.

#disney #mulan 1998 #fa mulan #chien po #mulan mushu #yao #ling

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Mulan: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.

#disney #mulan 1998 #fa mulan

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Mulan: Are you busy? Chien Po: Yes. Mulan: Cool, listen to this.

#disney #mulan 1998 #fa mulan #chien po

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Shang: Dammit, Yao! Yao: What?! It wasn’t me! Shang: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Mulan! Mulan: Not me either. Shang: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Mushu: *whistles*

#disney #mulan 1998 #li shang #fa mulan #yao #mushu

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Ling: I will send my army to attack! Ling: releases a dumpster of raccoons

#disney #mulan 1998 #ling

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Chien Po: Why does Chi Fu always do the laundry so loudly? Mulan: So everyone knows that no one helps him out in the house. Chi Fu, in the distance: slams the washing machine shut

#disney #mulan 1998 #chien po #fa mulan #chi fu

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Mulan: What is this?!? Yao, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that’s what.

#disney #mulan 1998 #fa mulan #yao