mulletlover69

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everyone's like "stop drawing hello kitty smoking weed or holding a gun she wouldn't do that" well how do u know. do u know her outside of work? just because sanrio wants her to protect her pg image doesn't mean she's lik3 that in her personal life shes a grown cat with a husband i think its unrealistic she wouldnt smoke a joint or two at the end of her shift

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Ok <walks away in a direction you cant see or imagine>

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Hot glue gun is a beast that you must feed your own blood if you wish to strengthen your bond in a meaningful way

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fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

#my dads adolescense was insane #so was my moms apparently

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ugh. some fruit has a venomous wooden bead hidden deep inside it

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"listening at a volume louder than this point can damage your ears" i wish my head would explode everytime i listen to music domt tell me what to do

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obsessed with the woman at the dmv who replied with a firm “no” when asked if she wanted to be an organ donor but when the clerk asked “do you want junk mail? we sell your name and address to companies” she paused and gave a very thoughtful yet decisive “…yeah”

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seeing a dude smoking like yeah u like sucking on that babygirl?

#my bf smokes cigars its even better

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abstract portrait of Ray Liotta i drew high

#RIP

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hunting and gathering for pdfs and mp3s

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some of you idiots just need to meow ok ?

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what's up it's dj throat wizard bringing you nonstop penis incantations

#me

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mutuals we are hanging out on summer evenings while the night is cooling down and the wind is blowing through the leaves and we can hear frogs and crickets

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I can’t survive this

#sweets

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#obviously