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No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas
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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook
I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 
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i'm sure people have sent you the answer 293 times already too but just in case, the water texture is a default photo filter on the tumblr photo editor!
WE HAVE A PHOTO EDITOR?
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I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist
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My Mom. Just... every day, she somehow manages to hurt herself.
It's not on purpose! But literally, while writing this, she slipped and tensed her injured shoulder as she caught herself. She couldn’t speak for a good few seconds, and it's probably still going to be sore until sometime tomorrow.
Yesterday, she got too into playing with the cat and got her arm scratched bloody.
The day before, her blood sugar levels crashed hard while she was working.
I love her, but I always have to look at whatever mess she got in today and say, "Of course you did."
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I’m crying
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Ah yes! My favorite gif!
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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.
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this was posted on patreon a month ago together with the progress video, and the original post by @marypsue can be found here 💗
this time i deliberately left in the sketch lines :”)
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I think I remember having some of those.
I did, in fact, remove the cap off the bottom. But I thought I broke it and just put the cap back on.
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I have a ton of those ducks! Every month or so, someone would come into my store and leave a handful of them all around the place.
Any idea where I could buy them? I want another ton of them.
the cashier at barnes & noble just gave me this duck at checkout and they said “i give these to children and people with a certain vibe.”
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floored to know something about me aligns with this duck
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oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day
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I'm the only one in my family who uses Firefox. I keep trying to get my parents to switch but they won't.
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The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.
by @theworldmaps_
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i want to coin a phrase that's the opposite of writer's block. call it the muse's fire hydrant. thirty thousand story ideas are being beamed directly into your brain and if you don't write them all at once you will die.
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Have I rebloged this already? Probably.
Am I doing it again? Yes.
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Usually it’s video games instead of music but this is pretty much accurate hehe
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Very accurate.
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hey guys there's this really cute personality quiz here and i think it'd be a fun chain game :)
@kadethecat @biocrafthero @littlest-bugz @the-hydra-sys @anyone else who sees this!!
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