1) lots call me by a nickname
2) “voluptuous”
3) female
4) pansexual
5) it is what it is. i’m very nicotine dependent, and occasionally drink so.
6) i don’t lol.
7) in a relationship 🫶🏻 three years in october
8) anywhere but here. (mostly germany)
9) i live in the us. my favorite state that i’ve been to would be tennessee. purely for the scenery
10) alt. big tiddy goth gf with indie/cottage core influences
11) yes and yes.
12) pineapple!!! or strawberries!!
13) are potatoes vegetables? if not. corn.
14) still waiting on it
15) olaplex!!!! i have curly hair so. i shampoo one to two times a week!!!
16) yes and no. i burn the first time im out in the sun for summer then i just tan.
17) jeez. 2013-2014? i had a 1D stan account too 💀
18) hot, muggy, southern as hell, cajun
19) Louisiana
20) vaping!!!! and nail biting
21) yes, still do
22) anything citrus!
23) uh uh. orchids, baby’s breath, sunflowers or lillies!!!
24) i have 8 tattoos and 8 piercings!
25) i want to be financially stable and to be in a house i can call my own
26) i write, read and binge tv shows.
27) i am wearing a tank top and shorts
28) i have none. i used to have a pair of black roller skates with yellow laces and light up wheels when i worked at sonic
29) i’m a switch so. mostly top energy but. i’m a pillow princess 🤫
30) a cactus!
31) i used to play softball!
32) oooo um. simple things make me happy. just the other day my cousin and i got crumbl for the first time together and the car ride just listening to music like we always do was so pure and light. i loved it.
33) i have none. i can pop my ankles with just a roll. but that’s it
34) shmedium layered with bangs
35) SPEND. i can’t help it
36) I do have a job! it’s very demanding. i’m a pawn broker!
37) the food!
38) the people!!
39) yes! i have a dog named kay! She’s a flat coated retriever and the loml
40) humor!
41) pasta!
42) the heat!
43) eh. depends
44) it’s black with a frog on it and it says “MILF. man i love frogs”
45) snapchat
46) i don’t know
47) morning!
48) let go by avril lavigne
49) stable, kids, lots of animals
50) book is water for elephants, movie is tangled and tv show is stranger things.
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Could you do a Eddie headcanon about him being a twin girls dad?
i took this so far it’s so long but i’m in love w this
oh man when you tell eddie you think you’re pregnant…
he goes nuts
like looses his mind, in a panic “i can’t be a dad right now” kind of mental breakdown
i mean he literally has drugs everywhere in his bedroom???
he imagines a toddler chewing on a nug after finding his weed stash
but that’s just eddie’s overactive imagination
so he drives you to the nearby drug store to pick up a pregnancy test
then takes you back to his trailer
mostly since your parents are a little nosy compared to his laidback uncle
he waits in the bathroom while you pee on the stick
he’s clingy but he turns his head for your privacy
even if he’s seen your bits a million times
bc he’s a gentleman :)
you clean up and set the test on the counter to wait
he holds onto you, brushing his hand over your hair
he doesn’t take his eyes off of the test at all
literally stares at it
you don’t even know if he blinks
(he doesn’t)
the two lines appear and it makes his breathing stop
you literally hide your face in his chest as he leans forward to grab it
bringing it closer to really get a good look at it
“yep that’s two lines, baby. well- babies.” eddie chuckles
his joke makes you actually cry even more
his hand comfortingly rubs your back, putting the test down to grip your chin
he pulls your tear filled face up to look at him
“hey, hey, hey… everything will be okay. it’s fine. it might be hard but we got this.”
he’s kinda teary eyed too
his words make you weep even more
face screwing up in the worst ugly crying face ever
he giggles at you but wipes your tears away
and boops your nose n kisses your forehead
the first appointment is a few days after finding out you’re pregnant
and you find out you’re farther along than you thought
the baby already has a heartbeat already
eddie holds your hand throughout the whole process
he hides his face in the crook of your arm
his tears wetting your skin which makes you use your free hand to brush through his hair
“so if what i’m seeing is correct, there’s definitely two.”
“two what?” you snap
“two babies, ma’am.”
eddie’s face shoots up, eyebrows furrowed as he stares at the screen
the doctor pauses the ultrasound on an image where two blobs were clearly visible
“holy fucking shit.” he breathes out and looks up at you with giant eyes
the dr sends you both home shortly after with a whole sleeve of pictures
eddie is overly protective of you, always wanting to be by your side no matter what
especially at school!
you both decided to keep them a secret since you’ll both be graduating before you give birth
a few months in, your belly is a little hard to hide unless you wear extremely thick baggy clothes
and it’s almost summer and you’re pregnant so you’re constantly sweating your ass off
eddie offers for you to wear his clothes, especially his leather jacket which is much more airy than a sweatshirt
so you sport his badass leather jacket around school and outside of school
in private, eddie loves to see your belly
he always comes around to rub it and give you a few smooches
he talks to the babies, asking how their day is going
he loves to bend down in front of you to kiss your bump
eddie is also your personal chauffeur and practically lives with you at your house
thankfully your parents love him to death so they allow it
as long as the door is cracked during the night
which doesn’t stop any shenanigans bc eddie is just always a horny bastard
anyway- you go to the doctor to find out the sex
and it’s two baby girls
you freak tf out and so does eddie
he’s ecstatic like jumping and hollering in the doctors office the whole way out
“i’m gonna be a girl dad! i’m gonna be a girl dad!”
when you’re finally outside of the doctors office, he spins your body around and hugs you so tight
and kisses your face everywhere
he always praises you and compliments you
“you’re so beautiful” “i love you so much” “god you’re such an amazing woman” “fuck you feel so good sweetheart”
so you finally tell your parents with him by your side
they’re very supportive, and already had an idea that you were
the next month, you graduate!!
you and eddie throw a huge graduation party in your backyard
also this is where you break the news to your friends
you’re wearing a tight-fitting white dress that obviously showcases your bump
and when you open the door their eyes go wide and they look down
“oh my sweet, sweet nephew!” robin drops to her knees to rub your belly
“nieces.” you giggle out
“oh my! my nieces!- wait what?! PLURAL?”
“when did this happen?” steve questions since he remembers seeing you just last week and you definitely weren’t pregnant.
dustin was stumped, just staring at you and eddie being all lovey with each other and his hand rubbing over your belly occasionally
eddie declared dustin the built in babysitter
“oh no no no. i am not changing your kids diapers.”
“i’ll be the babysitter!” robin butts in, “and dingus over here can help.” she elbows steve in the side
the rest of the hellfire club already kind of knew since you stopped showing up to meetings and eddie had made up various excuses for you
“she has the stomach flu” “nah, she has a cold” “she’s got cramps” “can you guys just stop fucking asking me where MY girlfriend is? jesus fucking christ”
they’re theorists anyways so they came to the conclusion you’re pregnant and that’s why eddie is so stressed
you and eddie decide to take a gap year to take care of the kids since you’ll be having them in the fall
summer goes by, and you’re six months pregnant and freely walking around with your bump on show
everyone around hawkins gossips bc eddie the freak knocked someone up
neither of you care to listen to the rumors bc you both know even if these babies were accidentally made bc the pull out method failed-
they were still made from love
you’ve started to get your room ready for them
two cribs, and a bunch of baby clothes and blankets
your parents agreed to let eddie stay with them until you both could afford to move out on your own
your third trimester came up fast
and soon your eighth month was just around the corner
your belly is huge, literally hurts to even stand from the two almost full term babies sitting in your uterus
you would cry about how big you are, that you’re a whale and hate your body while staring at yourself
but eddie would slide between you and the mirror and would kiss your body everywhere while whispering sweet nothings about you
“you’re such a strong woman” “i love you so much” he hugs you so tight and kisses you so hard it makes you swoon and forget what you were just talking about
you literally look like you’re about to pop at any moment
and you do
in the middle of the night, you get up to use the bathroom for the millionth time
and your water breaks while you’re washing your hands
holy mother fucking shit
it’s happening. ITS HAPPENING!
you calmly wake up eddie to let him know what’s going on
which literally sends him into a frenzy
he gathers all of your things, like your packed bag and helps you get changed into clean clothes
“how are you so calm? are you in that much pain? are you okay? seriously, are you okay? jesus fuck-!”
his panicking makes you laugh because you feel fine right now
you wake up your parents to let them know you’re going to the hospital, telling them to stay and listen for the phone
once in the hospital though, your contractions hit you like a freight train
eddie has calmed down for your sake
he’s holding your hand as you breathe heavily through the pain
thank god the anesthesiologist comes to give you an epidural
they ask eddie to leave the room since thats standard practice
he puts up a fight but you literally tell him to get tf out
which kind of hurts his feelings but he knows you’re in pain
when he returns, you’re laying back in bed with a dopey smile on your face
“i’m sorry for yelling at you, i just really, really, really needed these meds.”
he can’t help but smile, tears in his eyes from working himself up into a tizzy
a few hours, many naps and spoonfuls of crushed ice later
it’s time to push
everything happens so quickly
the bright lights, the labored breathing and pained grunts coming from you
he hates to see you hurting
eddie continues to wipe your forehead with a damp and cool cloth, urging you to keep going
whispering sweet, motivating things to you
telling you how strong you are, how he’s so proud of you
and then the ear piercing cry comes from your first baby
it sends him into a whirlwind of emotions
she’s laid on your bare chest and you can’t help but stare at her in shock
when you make eye contact with eddie, he has his fist pressed to his mouth to muffle his sobs
then more contractions roll by and the baby is taken from you to get weighed and such so you can push for the second time
barely having enough time to come down from the shock of one baby, another wailing one is laid on your chest
“oh my god. oh my god.” you sob out, body shaking from the adrenaline coursing through your veins
eddie smooths your sweaty hair back, kissing your forehead as he holds onto your face with his other hand
“oh my god im so proud of you, baby. you just fucking gave birth, holy shit.” he rambles out.
he repeats he loves you about a million times
when he gets to hold them for the first time, he instantly falls in love
you can’t help but snap a polaroid picture to save this memory
he’s literally a father of these beautiful babies he has made with you
one is named is aurora rae munson
rory for short :)
the other is cordelia rose munson
cory for short!
you get cleaned up and the babies gets a little sponge bath
done by the nurses who offers eddie to help which he does
your parents come see them and check on you, and then your friends start showing up
dustin, steve and robin walk in first
they bring you a bouquet of flowers which makes you cry
the boys are surprisingly both naturals at holding an infant
like dustin literally doesn’t want to give rory up
robin is nervous, questioning every little thing the baby does
steve asks to hold cory next which literally makes your heart ache
robin sits on your bed by your feet and talks to you about the whole birthing process
obviously she asks if you’re doing okay
which you’re doing just fine
they continue to comment on how they’re both the cutest babies they have ever seen
they’re like the perfect mix of you and eddie with a head full of thick hair
then the trio leaves, mike and nancy replacing them
mike refuses to hold either of them
he honestly just seems a little freaked out
nancy gladly takes the opportunity and she instantly puts them to sleep
you made a mental note to have her babysit in the future
around two days later, it’s finally time to leave the hospital
the babies are wearing their custom hellfire club onesies and are swaddled in their hospital blankets.
rory is wearing a black beanie and cory has red on
they both get clipped into their car seats and away you all go
you’re grateful that they’re pretty calm
barely waking up in the middle of the night for food
seeing eddie holding them as he rocks in the rocking chair in the corner of your room
literally makes your heart melt
he’s seriously the best dad ever
always getting up to get them for you when they cries at night
the one time cory started crying nonstop
you both tried everything
diaper change, bottle, boobies, walks around the house. nothing worked.
so eddie started playing a soft tune on his guitar to see if it would help
it quickly shut her up and put her right to sleep
you and eddie cried from relief
so it became a nightly routine
eddie would play his guitar for his girls, humming the lyrics to the slowed song
they would instantly close their eyes and then he’d cuddle you in bed until you fell asleep
life truly couldn’t get any better
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