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musicalhistorical · 2 days
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the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u
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This is the best thing I've seen today
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"Until someone else steps up I'll do it but oh god please I want to sleep for eternity."
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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musicalhistorical · 2 days
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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.
- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.
- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.
- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.
That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️
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musicalhistorical · 6 days
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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
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musicalhistorical · 6 days
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We....are living in a dystopia
The fact that Microsoft Word has to be a subscription is upsetting. I already paid for it why do I have to pay again
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musicalhistorical · 6 days
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This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune
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musicalhistorical · 6 days
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✨reblog if you're accepting anonymous asks about anything✨
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musicalhistorical · 8 days
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@nathanwpyle
I literally love this.
I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.
No joke.
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musicalhistorical · 9 days
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I want the refined chaos
tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse
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musicalhistorical · 9 days
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It's just the curse man idk
big fan of attributing things to "the curse" recently and not elaborating
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musicalhistorical · 9 days
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I just have to reblog this
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
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musicalhistorical · 12 days
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Wyll and my bard Lutos 💜
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