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i haven’t been on tumblr in 5,709 years but here i am JUST to reblog this

When my daughter asks me why I named her Rhony I’ll just show her this video

#video #good #wow

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what would you suggest doing with my pet snail's shell after it has died? I don't want to just throw it away, but I don't know what to do with it.

I apologize for answering this so late! I haven’t been on tumblr in a while.All of my first group of snails have passed away now due to old age. They lived long and happy lives, filled with lettuce and the bonds they made with each other. Of course, their individual shells meant a lot to me.What I’m doing is creating a small sculpture of each one to fit the shell onto, and display that in a small case (out of the sun! snail shells can get sun bleached!), to further preserve their memory. Another thing you can do is cast the shell in resin.

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if you don’t know the difference between a hare and a rabbit you’ve never gazed into the cold wild eyes of a hare and known that if it could speak it would speak backwards

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I love genuinely innocent “boys will be boys.” Just saw a guy come out of a frat house to poke a pair of jeans they’d left outside - they were frozen solid, and as soon as he confirmed that, like twenty more boys came rushing out of the house going “YOOOOOOOOOO”

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So…

Squidward has a new running gag where, at least once a season, he gets spat out of something (along with some bones and a can) and is seen dripping and shivering in a Yamcha Death Pose-esque fetal position…

…and for some ungodly reason, I love it.

(enlarge the shots to see what episode they’re from)

#okay oh my god #NOW goodnight

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me when i see a hilariously bad video that i want to send to my friend instantly, knowing that its bad enough to make them want to hire a deep web hitman to kill me

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GREAT NEWS EVERYONE!!!

And they call him… they call him

Tiny Husbun

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i’ve been watching brave wilderness 

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ofcourse.16 on ig

#oh honey.......

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best thing i learned today: “The Loud American” role in Japanese businesses

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super confident body language while maintaining a shy head lilt 

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Baby harp seal tries to roll over and mopes when he can’t do it. (wait till end of audio!)

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Nintendo’s official website has a poll of who you would like to give a valentine to and Waluigi is winning by a huge margin

#jibanyan tho!!!!!! #but a chocobar

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Here’s a photo of the band evanescence playing donkey konga in 2004.

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So the film snobs are probably gonna jump all over me for this but I’ve actually never seen a   Movie