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Gin: As your best friend I think-
Vermouth: Yukiko is my best friend
Gin: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND-
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Aoyama Gosho’s Manga Return Note
(Translation by bash7353)
“It’s been a long break, but from issue 20 the serialisation continues. Falling well together with the movie release. Amuro and Conan on the cover in colour. Also, in the manga ‘Amuro vs Akai’ suddenly starts. It’s April Fool’s today, but in this text the falsehoods are ‘zero’, so don’t worry. (laughs)” – Aoyama Gosho
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Ai: They see evil in death the way other people see God in a rose.
Genta: I saw Elvis in a potato chip once.
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Jodie: You have seen this before, I can tell. You lied to them.
Vermouth: I would never lie. I willfully participated in a campaign of misinformation.
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Vermouth: I'm the Liar, you're the Killer.
Gin: Your lies have killed more people than I ever could.
#dcmk#detective conan#source: x files#black organization#gin#aniki#vermouth#chris vineyard#sharon vineyard
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Conan: You all really believe that story?
Vermouth: That story happens to be highly classified.
Conan: It's one of your highly classified lies.
#dcmk#detective conan#source: x files#conan#conan edogawa#shinichi kudo#vermouth#chris vineyard#sharon vineyard
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Serial killer: *looks for me in the entire house*
Me:
Serial killer: *cleans throat* what makes a woman again?
Me: A SECRET MAKES A WOMAN WOMAN
Serial killer: !
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Random Woman: For the last time, Shinichi, I will not have sex with you.
Kaito: I can’t relate.
Ran:
Heiji:
Bourbon:
Ai:
Masumi:
Shuichi:
Jodie:
Vermouth:
Yukiko:
Yusaku:
Kaito: Shit! Did I say that out loud?
#dcmk#detective conan#source: lucifer#shinichi kudo#kaito kuroba#ran mori#masumi sera#shuichi akai#heiji hattori#rei furuya#chris vineyard#ai haibara#jodie starling#yukiko kudo#yusaku kudo
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Lucifer x DC:
Gin being Lucifer
Bourbon: Judge all you want to but,
Bourbon: [points to Chianti] Said yes to Satan,
Bourbon: [points to Vodka] Also said yes to Satan,
Bourbon: [points to Rye] Broke the spear of Scotch,
Bourbon: [points to Chianti again] left a man at the altar,
Bourbon: [points to Vermouth] made love to Satan probably,
Bourbon: [points to Rye again] Kidnapped an evil little girl *and* Satan,
Bourbon: [points to Vermouth again] is the *witch* that released said evil little girl,
Bourbon: [points to the box coughcagecough that Gin is in] lives in a box!
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Sonoko: You’re afraid to let anyone get close to you because you’re afraid they’ll leave you. You’ll outlive them. You want to die because you don’t want to be alone anymore.
Ran: Well duh.
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Gin: D.. dd...
His dad: I think he's about to say dada!
Gin: D... Death! Domination!
His dad: N-no... Say Dada...
Gin: Destruction! Domination!
His mom: [clears throat] Nice.
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Kir: Girls’ night, done right is about bonding. Sharing problems, origin stories, secrets.
Chianti: I’ll start. I worked my way through school as a phone sex operator.
Chianti, using a sexy voice: 1-800-ProfessorFeelGood.
Curacao: I would totally call that. I’ll go next, I guess. Um… I used to steal cars. Ok, who’s next?
Vermouth: I was forged in the bowels of Hell to torture the guilty for all of eternity.
Kir: Interesting share.
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Ran: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Sharon: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Yukiko: Tackle him.
Sonoko: Dump him.
Kazuha: Kick him in the shin.
Shinichi: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
#dcmk#detective conan#source: lucifer#ran mouri#sharon vineyard#yukiko kudo#sonoko suzuki#kazuha toyama#shinichi kudo
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Yukiko: That was Shinichi’s school calling. Apparently, he’s been using some very creative language today.
Yusaku: Oh? Do tell.
Yukiko: Well, he called his Potions homework a “cluster duck” and his professor a “mother flunker”.
Yusaku: [amused] Did he call anyone a “sock sucker”?
[Yukiko looks at him, pissed]
Yusaku: What? It’s just someone who sucks socks.
Yukiko: I can’t believe you’re teaching our son loophole swear words.
Yusaku: In my defense, “mother flunker” was entirely the little deviant’s creation. And very clever of him, I might add.
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Conan: Ai, I think I'm running a light fever. Feel my forehead!
Ai: Look, you should know by now, I don't feel anything.
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