mytinderfails
It's Rough Out Here For A Tinder
Male, over 40, seeks love or a reasonable facsimilie. After going about things in real life (without success) and through Tumblr (with some temporary success) for years, he decides to try the dating apps. These are his stories of woe and "whoa!". Nothing sordid, this isn't a brag blog, but online dating is a weird world and he wants to vent. Please ASK or SUBMIT, and I don't bite... without permission.I found my love in March 2020 so updates are infrequent and impersonal.
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Actually I like this one (but I don't think I swiped right)... She knows she has to be clear that This Is A Joke because some people see a nice picture or some pleasant words and think this is a personal invitation for them to write their most obscene thoughts.
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Apparently kissed a few frogs who claimed to be princes.
#facebook dating#warts and all#I hope she's found Mr Right#she's a good person and deserves real love
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The name is fitting... dang!!
#girls with guns#okcupid#online dating#trigger warning - this weapon has a trigger on it#Do Not Fuck With Her
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Another clown on the dating sites.
Screencap from 2023 but she was on the sites in 2018 too. I don't recall whether I ever swiped right on her but I didn't ever connect, so I hope she's found something by now. *honk*
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When people mistake your name for what you're looking for online.
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Bonus post: Actually, with a face like that I presume she fucks like a mink and has kinks even God hasn't heard of. I don't recall which direction I swiped but I know I could not keep up if I tried so it was probably left.
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Know thyself.
Sidenote: I have 70 items in my Dating Caps folder and I really need to get them out there. I mean, if I'm going to go comatose because I'm off the market (Tanya and I just had our three month anniversary), could I do it AFTER I have posted my crap?
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Dear CMB: I will not be reinstalling the app to see who you claim liked on me months ago. I'm happy where I am, thank you, and you were informed of this when I put this account into hibernation.
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This person is really really trying to get a date, you see.
But they will show you Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow and Willy Wonka, the Marlboro Man memed, and The Cure.
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Nailed it.
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In one master post: Every time I personally witnessed a male come up on Facebook Dating because they had themselves listed as female or there was some backstage snafu on the site.
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"In Home Caregiver" is now a euphemism for "at home doing OF"? Who needs dating when you can get right to the point.
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Two months from the day my lover from Facebook Dating ditched me, I found someone new on Coffee Meets Bagel. So once again I will be going silent most of the time, but I do have a lot of screencaps to share in the meantime.
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Would the real Krissy please stand up?
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