nahmatteo

[nahmatteo]

ight deadass a kid will be on tomorrow with no fucking excuses

sorry for being a little shit mans

[nahmatteo]

And yet there manifest to be more sides of you than the one you constantly forthright yourself with, Clarke. Romancing vampires with vein circulating humans, upon the werewolves with chiseled abs. I may just may have been dragged to that Friday night Premier, so I can't deem you too much of a stereotypical cliche teen but then again I was forced and you went out of your way to get the paperback. Might just bring this up every now and again, for an utter priceless reaction; aka that lovely eye-roll you seem to bare me so close to. But, now, Mrs. Cullen, are you saying that due to that actual fact or more so for being a low key, Team Jacob girl? You're amongst a judgmental free zone, it's okay. You're okay. Your vampire/werewolf babies, would be okay. Just like you're fine, no? Besides the point of essentially telling me, you're not at all okay with your little chemistry dopamine statement, but whatever you say. You know yourself a hell of a lot better than I ever will, so I'll buy you that crepe and maybe you can tell me a little more about your banality younger years, yeah?

As much as I’d like to be able to say I’ve never read a line of the bloodlust of the teenage mind that is the Twilight saga, I can’t do so without it being a complete and total lie. I’ve also had my share in the supernatural genre of television shows in my time, what can I say? I’m not above a good plot line that involves immortal beings that feed on human flesh. Oh, don’t you dare start calling me that — I am appalled at the short-lived era of my life where I actually argued amongst peers about what team we were on. Team Edward, Team Jacob, it was never-ending. I might just fling myself off a rooftop for ever partaking in a conversation so nonsensical. I’m telling you— I’m fine, no candy bars will be necessary. What, is being in Paris supposed to somehow release an overload of dopamine in my brain and make me appreciate all things that are special in life? Because it won’t. You’re free to buy me a crepe, if you’re genuinely offering. But if you’re only teasing, you can pretty much just fuck off.

#dokato #bruh #lemme tell u how hard #it was to reply to first half #cuz no fucking interest in twilight #i managed #this is dedication #it's 11 am #this is a delicate time #do i get my hopes up? #do i trust u? #do i bare my soul? #im laughing

[nahmatteo]

For all you know the real Andrew's intentions, were just this. To give her a different phone number, so he'd be spared the hideous nudes. Never know, never know, but thanks. I'd prefer Kanye West, but baby steps.

I wonder what the real Andrew would think about that. You’re like, the next Eminem or something. 

#bree #im fuckin grinnin #did u just call urself a god?

[nahmatteo]

@tyfree: @trevtteo your ability to make a joke out of everything astonishes me on many different levels

@trevtteo: @tyfree life's a joke little one, either u get caught up in the game or u have a great ass time laughin at it

#tweet #tyson #nah shh #be quiet #ur my favorite #my favorite bieber too #cuz duke obviously is shit #i feel that on a lot levels tho man #in reality we're too awesome to not be invited to heaven #just stating facts

[nahmatteo]

Alright there, buddy, let's take that big ass narcissistic head of yours down a notch or five, yeah? Because we all know, the last type of tips I'd need from you would be how to bag my own assortment of the female line. As for the new French teacher, I can tell you she's a hell of a lot more sweeter than these left-over scraps you leave in your wakening. Stop being concerned about that has been's, ugly ass. It's freaking me the fuck out, that you're actually even remotely invested in these former bitches and what their future is consisting of. 'Fraid you didn't give them something to remember, there?

Wouldn’t want to take a minute out of my day to formally hand someone their own ass and make em’ look more pathetic, then it’s definitely worth the two minutes spared from my life. I don’t ever see much worth of a competition nonetheless a joke, so I’m not all that surprised if there ever happens to be anyone going over for left-over scraps. Makes the taste of licking my fingers a whole lot fucking sweeter, y’know. You’re so concerned about me which makes it all more adorable to see have me all soft for you, Teo. The fuck are you here for, gonna take notes in hopes to fuck the new French teacher in the next building?

#duke #ur hideous #just remember that #my games to profiled to be using pick up lines #c'mon now abigail #c'mon #matteo is judging duke #pussy

[nahmatteo]

I think you should be Andrew, and tell her vagina is quite stank. Vagisil comes in a can, why aren't you a fan? You need it, 'cause damn doesn't your shit look like a fry pan. And that's my little jingle to go along with it, I'll be here all day.

Okay, so this random ass girl keeps texting me her nudes because she thinks I’m some guy named Andrew. I have no idea what to do about this.

#bree #wus good homes

[nahmatteo]

@uhbenny: @trevtteo no ur wrong that doesnt even make sense go away

@trevtteo: @uhbenny im always right, why r u even fighting this? vous êtes si laid #forthegods #maytherebemaize

#tweet #benny #bruh #aren't they everything and more? #red lobster is the shit #based on that #hands down #ur a true homie

[nahmatteo]

Whoa, now. Where'd that come from? Is this some confidential pubescent phase you went through, 'cause I ain't all about that and I sure as hell would've never pegged you to be about that neither. I wanna call you Mrs. Cullen now, Google is such a wonder, praise the baby Jesus. But, alright there, calm down. Are you good? Do you need a snickers? I'm messing, cheer up won't you, we're in Paris. Let me buy you a crepe or some shit, yeah? Get you out of that funk.

Brooding? What am I, a vampire in some young adult supernatural romance novel? Fuck’s sake, Matteo, no. I don’t want you taking me anywhere, especially not to a place that’s going to make me work on myself. What sort of shit is that? I don’t know what kind of joke you think this is, but I’m certainly not amused.

#dokato #i think very much alike #ya know #words will always due #but if i can be a lil selfish #a nice burrito would go a long way #not pushing #just sayin #dont feel pressured

[nahmatteo]

@tyfree: @trevtteo thanks i think? i just don't feel very sanctified right now

@trevtteo: we'll work on this together, my child. pull out the scriptures and i'll get my ruler, this is business @tyfree

#tweet #tyson #dont laugh #but laugh #because #i fuck with god and the religion #on to many levels to believe #ill go to heaven #im laughin now #im glad ur okay #im chillin #coolin #hungry #u feel?

[nahmatteo]

@tyfree: I'm starting to think Jesus doesn't like me very much..

@trevtteo: what're you talking about, free? i like you enough to crucify instead of my self #plsrepent @tyfree

#tyson #tweet #wassup kid #how u feel

[nahmatteo]

Nah, but I'm sure they can fail you considering I doubt anyone would even come to think of participating in something as ignoramus as that. You tried, I guess.

Okay, I think we all shouldn’t do any of our homework for the rest of the year. They can’t fail the entire school, right?

#katie

[nahmatteo]

@uhbenny: I just got cussed out in French and I dont even know why??? this is why I don't leave my room

@trevtteo: it's because ur face is a human disgrace and by the gods of almighty it's only right for them to curse at u @uhbenny

#benny #YO #eat 5 biscuits for me #make it 6 #so i can say this is a beautiful friendship #to start #tweet

[nahmatteo]

Feisty, I think I can feel your brooding cold stare all the way from my dorm. S'something, we should really work on--on some workshop classes in all honestly. Do you want me to take you? I could always hold your hand for moral support, I happen to be a good guy like that.

Piss off, Matteo. I wouldn’t be caught dead watching a Disney movie, that shit’s been outgrown for a near decade, thank you very much. ‘sides, not in the mood to watch anything other than you shutting your bloody mouth.

#dokato #i accept this #and im nodding

[nahmatteo]

Castaldi, for a kid who's always talking about people that aren't worth their time. You sure are making quite the damn scene about this. What happened? You saw some kid spitting game at your one disposable night stand? Is the big man around campus, going soft? That'll be one for fucking Roux.

It’s unbelievable to be proven about how pitiful some people are when you get a chance to mid by eavesdrop the simplest conversations. I can’t help to grin when I’ve heard conversations so far with bitch boys trying to lead a girl into a game of capable of playing, talk about secondhand. I’d honestly love to hear you boast to me and the rest of the guys about a fuck that lasts up to a goldfish’s attention span, please, go on. It’s hard to keep a straight face knowing the bullshit charm is what most likely makes a bitch laugh in their face afterwards. Such a humiliation to human race, but hey, whatever adds to their loss are all my gains to keep me smirking around this place.

#duke #my nigga #u hella green and im dead #u need to relax tho #cuz my shit is on point #like get outta my face nigga

[nahmatteo]

Are we back to being ominous and detached from the world, Clarke? Should I get a symbolic Disney movie how everything is gonna be okay and hey, we're definitely all in this together?

I don’t know what time it is, what day it is, or what year it is but all I know is I want to go back to bed and stay there forever.

#dokato #feb 3rd #how does one reply to ur tag kid #how does one

[nahmatteo]

0 0 6. H O L D  O N  W E ' R E  G O I N G  H O M E -- VANCOUVER SLEEP CLINIC

"i got my eyes on you, you're everything that i see, i want your high love and emotion endlessly."

#beats #ur gonna fuck with this #even if u dont fuck with rap

[nahmatteo]

Is it wrong for me to tie you to such a stature of a word? I wouldn't necessarily put it in the category of expectations, as to you consistently existing in that lime light, no? Which is why you're interlaced with that word, because you, yourself put that essence over you and that's just you being Maria, ain't it? It's what people carry you as. Not due for it being an expectation, but for that precise quality as something you embody as a characteristic. And in my opinion, that holds over no assumption just an act we take daily in life without questioning. The sun'll rise today, as it will tomorrow. With that being said, and this hit I'm about to take, I'll indulge you with my concept towards this topic. First and foremost, I don't completely disagree with you. As you said, who are we to judge someone who rather be engulfed in an oblivious imaginative bliss than actuality. However, I think lines become blurry and people get entwine with this false backdrop one has conducted so well, because to them it's their living lie while to others this is their reality. And personally, no matter how much the conscious is aware of what it's doing, it never makes it okay. Everyone has their own specific and upholding awareness, some vary from completely considerate to downright sadistic. There's a thick barrier between truth and false; trying to muddle the two is like pouring oil into water--they're never going to combine, no matter how much someone would like. So, really what point is there too it?

You claim to have no expectations and yet, here you are — Tying me with the ever so famous expressive expansions. What if I have absolutely nothing to say on that matter? Would it surprise you? Sure, it’s nearly impossible for me to stay silent on a topic I’ve plenty of things to say about but, as soon as I choose to hold my words under a lock-down, everyone’s going on about my pretentious qualities that I lack in that given moment. Alright, Travelis. You wanna’ hear my thoughts on believing your own lies and it becoming a routine? I think, that while it usually controls their daily life — Their conscience is well aware of their doings which to me, makes it okay. Sure, it’s selfish of them to live a pleasurable life that includes deceiving others in their surroundings but, hell if that shapes their happiness then who are we to judge? Why is judgement an option? Why can’t we be in control of our own lives and disregard those who choose to be imaginative with theirs? One has a greater preference of being unhappy rather than having a false happiness and other, for their own sake, do not. Go on, Matteo. Tell me all about how I am wrong, I’d love to hear your side of things. And if it means, you’ll have to touch on the deep and pure, the organic and healthy then by all means. While it may be a rude movement on my part — I happen to like hearing your take on abstractions, selfish or not.

#maria #dont play with my emotions #dont tell me things if they're not true #im actually a delicate soul #late replying like sup