namethat-i-oughttohavetoldyou

[namethat-i-oughttohavetoldyou]

You were a riot, dear Kirsten. You can go to sleep now, too <3

Nothing beats lying fully clothed on top of your blankets staring at Sprachliche Dimensionen by Kirsten Adamzik after your second all-nighter in a row ❤

#i bet she and all the other books are yearning for their comfortable shelf in the library instead of being schlepped around in a bag all day #dont look at me. i'm conceptualizing. #namethat-i.txt

[namethat-i-oughttohavetoldyou]

#... im so exhausted #but yeah. three months of stress over. #gonna spam reblog my strapping munks post for good luck so i dont fail.. tomorrow though. havent slept in two entire days #cross your paws for me..? #namethat-i.txt

[namethat-i-oughttohavetoldyou]

this is mostly for the German speaking crowd but I had to translate a railway safety assessment report today (yes, exactly as boring as it sounds), came across some familiar vocabulary and started thinking about StEx's German translation Like imagine if Bochum had actually translated "Rolling Stock" instead of leaving it. "Schien'fahrzeug!!!!! Schiiienenfahrzeug!!" would have been a banger opening tbh

I think they should do that actually. On principle.

#also it would be funny #starlight express #i for one had absolutely no fucking idea what a rolling stock was supposed to be when i watched stex the first time #and i'm 100% sure most German viewers also don't if they don't happen to work for DB or are generally train-obsessed in multiple languages #so translating it would even make sense. its not like it wouldnt make sense. it just doesnt sound as cool i guess (i disagree btw) #Schienenfahrzeug!!!!!!

[namethat-i-oughttohavetoldyou]

My workplace is on the first floor (2nd floor for Americans) and we have an intercom to buzz people in, and about twice a day we get mail. So I go to the intercom, say: "[Company name]!" and the guy downstairs just yells "Amazon!!" because he's here so often that there's no need for elaboration anymore. I love it. It's like if I was at home and the doorbell rung and I said "hello?" and the only reply I get is "PAKIDGE!!"

#namethat-i.txt #it honestly might be my favourite aspect of working long hours in an office

[namethat-i-oughttohavetoldyou]

Anyone else think the “phantom cat shaver” might be an inside cat vigilante trying to send a message? This is already making some Brits say they’ll keep their cats indoors.

#this is so fucking funny

[namethat-i-oughttohavetoldyou]

the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

#yeah. lichrally what my english was like pre-uni asjffhgügdgh #i'd still be a terrible english teacher to date. just let me translate and we'll all be happier for it please and thank you <3 #not my german though. i'm a german dictionary :]

[namethat-i-oughttohavetoldyou]

Nothing beats lying fully clothed on top of your blankets staring at Sprachliche Dimensionen by Kirsten Adamzik after your second all-nighter in a row ❤

#namethat-i.txt #girl. i am so tired. #i havent slept at all in two days and i'm off to work in half an hour.. just enough time to brush my teeth and maybe change clothes #augh. monday due date. only until monday.

[namethat-i-oughttohavetoldyou]

I suspect that it may be a common Asexual experience but when I imagine something as "sexy", I imagine something that makes your heart beat fast, that gives you goosebumps, that captures all your focus and puts a hitch in your breath and an odd tingle on the back of your neck, that is exciting and enjoyable to think about.

By extension, things that I believe are "sexy" include:

Office supply outlets

Hardware stores

Antique sewing machines in working order

Really good gel pens

People in eyeliner

Baroque art

Textile warehouses

Administrative filing systems

#posts that make me aware once again that i am very much ace #cirque du soleil corteo is so sexy <333 cats the musical? wouldnt you know. also sexy #milk rice is sexy too. dancing as well #peace and love #asexual

[namethat-i-oughttohavetoldyou]

The straps are munking today,, I’m awake, sober and ready to go

#need this right now :') just six more days until thesis due date!!!! #lets strap those munks!!! #(why yes it is 5am and i technically have to get up in one hour. why do you ask)

[namethat-i-oughttohavetoldyou]

Buster Keaton The Scribe - 1966

#(dead silence as i reach out my finger and press the top of his hat like a button) #buster keaton #jippie buster in colour!

[namethat-i-oughttohavetoldyou]

task manager kill this man

#task manager would be a banger name for an assassin oc tbh

[namethat-i-oughttohavetoldyou]

I keep forgetting when these days are, but if you're ace, you're cool

#i missed it </3 but happy delayed ace day to me and every1 else! ♥♥♥♥ #asexual

[namethat-i-oughttohavetoldyou]

I fully admit that I grin at "connect with the universe and also heal your kidney stones 40 hz alpha waves meditation music" but I am just as unashamed to admit that those "binaural beats focus study music enhance intelligence 3000" things fucking work. A second ago I had three songs running simultaneously in my head at full volume along with a looping quote from my second favourite movie and now its just binaural beats 3000 and I can focus on my thesis again. Peace and love

#namethat-i.txt #@ everyone who listens to music with lyrics while studying/writing: how. i would be endlessly distracted trying to understand the words

[namethat-i-oughttohavetoldyou]

can i get a yippee for leg hair

#me!!!!!! jippie!!!!!

[namethat-i-oughttohavetoldyou]

greaseball being played by a woman fixed my disorders btw

#same. poc rusty as well :) #starlight express #something something finally gender-blind casting?

[namethat-i-oughttohavetoldyou]

THEYRE MAKING GREASEBALL STARLIGHT EXPRESS A DIESEL DYKE⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

#HELL YEAH!!!! #i havent kept up with the stex revival at all but this alone has made me love it already <333 #starlight express

[namethat-i-oughttohavetoldyou]

I was visited by a flea

#demeter #per-the-jellicle-magician you are so right.