What if god was one of us 🎵
Would that be fucked up or what 🎵
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as a white person i can confirm that cheese is basically like god and life to me. i can be baited with cheese 100% of the time. i will tunnelvision a wedge of sharp cheddar from the other side of the room in any and every setting
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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
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Sneaks into your lair and steals your precious pile
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unemployment is the top worst thing to happen to a girl right next to having a job
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Customer: YOU FOOL
DMV: CONFRONTATIONAL
Verdict: DENIED
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Anastasia Trusova, “And the sunset came”
Acrylic on canvas / 60 x 80 cm / 2022
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I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way
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me, posting stuff for over 7 different fandoms at random all on the same blog:
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oh hello delightful forest boar. why are you charging at me so fast
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"tumblr thinks this" "tumblr users act like that" the only thing all tumblr users do is look at posts.
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My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting
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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.
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Sometimes it's useful to look at your dialogue and ask yourself, "would a real human being talk like that?" But it's also good to ask the follow-up questions of "would the way a real human being talks sound good here" and "does this character actually talk like a real human being or are they weird about it."
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That post that's like "stop writing characters who talk like they're trying to get a good grade in therapy" really blew the door wide open for me about how common it's become for a character's emotional intelligence to not be taken into consideration when writing conflict. I remember the first time I went to therapy I had such a hard time even identifying what I was feeling, let alone had the language to explain it to someone else. Of course there are plenty of people who've never been to therapy a day in their life who are in tune to their emotions. But even they would have some trouble expressing themselves sometimes. You have to take into account there are plenty of people who are uncomfortable expressing themselves and people who think they're not allowed to feel certain ways. It also makes for more interesting conflict to have characters with different levels of understanding.
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