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King Gizzard &

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made three cybunnies on my side account today

the colours i plan to paint them are obvious from their names

#neopets #neotag #i wanna also give them UC art but especially royale #i have so many pets omg

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managed to nab another old pet from the pound! this guy is from Y5

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hey who left this dirty big omelette here

#dungeon meshi #neopets #neoart #my two interests collide

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some of the kadoaties at the kadoatery have some incredible names

here are my top 10:

10. Estebon

hilariously fancy and reminds me of esteban (with an A) from icarly

9. Megabyte

cute name for a virtual pet, but i can't say if it's accurate to the file size for these kadoaties

8. Yappy

according to their item description kadoaties are certified yappers, so it's a cute and fitting name

7. Food4Turmy

with how expensive kadoaties are in [CURRENT YEAR] i don't know anyone who's crazy enough to sacrifice one for the turmy avatar. my poor birthday kadoatie is going to have to stay at level 1 because it would be just my luck for turmy to eat her.

6. Unknown Entity

what else can i say? it's in line with how real life cat owners talk about their pets.

5. chibikadoatiekawaiibaka

the kadoatery was first opened in 2004 and this name perfectly encapsulates the time period. i can't believe anyone would hate on this name, baaaaaaka >:P

4. Pookie

one of my favorite terms of endearment, if i call you pookie then that means we're really close so i'm not quite sure if it would be fitting for a petpet.

3. Sasuke

whenever your petpet knocks something over you can clench your fist and say "sasuke..."

2. Vash

i'm a trigun enjoyer and apparently someone on tnt staff is too! vash has a lot of association with cats, especially in the 1998 anime, so naming a kadoatie after him makes sense. i just wish we could dress up petpets, i'd give mine those classic sunglasses in a heartbeat.

1. It

absolutely no notes. the perfect name that represents cat ownership.

the full list is here if you'd like to borrow one of them for your own kadoatie!

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king skrarl has also been afflicted, though the page is coded incorrectly so he doesn't show up

THE BANK TELLER IS GREY NOW TOO

#neopets #he looks sopping wet and pathetic #even the chicken leg is grey

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THE BANK TELLER IS GREY NOW TOO

#neopets #neotag #the bank is the first daily i do each morning so i GASPED #also enjoy my actual current bank balance i swear i'm not broke

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hey it's not a spoiler if she outright tells you where it is

though it seems like the greyness is starting to catch up to poor kari

#neopets #neotag #festival of neggs

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the prize is just a cool negg, nothing special, BUT

it's currently sitting at 7mil NP as of april 13, so TNT is definitely using these opportunities to combat inflation and introduce more rare items into the economy.

and there's nothing cooler than eating the rich

prize code from the AMA that just ended! it's only available for 48 hours, so redeem it while you can!

#neopets #i was gonna pass this off as another dumb fucking negg that isn't even a gourmet food #but this is honestly awesome #i wanna see that number plummet so bad even if i don't otherwise care about neggs

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prize code from the AMA that just ended! it's only available for 48 hours, so redeem it while you can!

#neopets #neotag #i did like the look at tales of darcadia we got #even though i was playing on my phone the whole time lmaoo

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overlay for menliker over on grundo's cafe :3

#neoart

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a poster for the mountains has been added!

vandalized posters so far!

these ones are of neopia central, meridell, brightvale, and the haunted woods

not sure if these are plot related, but they're interesting regardless!

#neopets #the hand in the corner and the person with the balloon in the background is super interesting #also it's not terror mountain specifically i almost made that mistake

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for people who complained about cryptobros taking over the site they sure do act like ai techbros who only see things as a means to make profit and flaunt wealth, as opposed to enjoying them for what they are

it's very wild how brazenly people will just discuss desirability/appeal/value being connected to solely wealth for them on Neopets.... like gosh...

"ruining their appeal and value"

"once-beloved and dreamed about"

"practically just another basic color" .....

insanity you guys! They also think this is a completely normal/rational way to think or feel... have no hesitation for expressing things this crudely. like guys.... are you not a tiny bit ashamed to feel such shallowness????????????????? it's like, funny how many... BD bros and such on the NP/auctions will express stuff like this, like... I know their self-image doesn't really consider themselves shallow somehow but... BUT.......................... (well, the other thing is that they don't even want or like these items or colors, they literally just like the visualization of wealth ... nobody has ever objectively adored the attack pea like a beautiful dove.... but to me that makes them, more, insipid than just a girl wanting a plushie pet because it is cute... AT LEAST THERE IS SOME AESTHETIC, ARTISTIC MOTIVATION THERE.... and not literally just, numbers... value... omg )

There's no way to get through to some people that "appeal" is not tied to the points an item is worth for most of us. I would want a Cloud pet whether it was 10NP or 10,000,000 NP. If something is only "once-beloved" because it is 40,000,000, and becomes irrelevant if it deflates to even 50k..................... what....... then it isn't wanted really........... people have always loved Faellie, even a few years ago when they were 10NP! Seriously!!! People will not stop liking Snowbunny just because they are shopwiz-searchable????????? Kadoatie are one of the most popular petpets I see, period, and they are shopwiz buyable! Faerie Kads are still sooo adored, even having dropped to 200k. I don't love my petpets proportionate to their values!!!!!!!

It truly is bizarre how 'value' goes into people's skulls.... the PC/NC boards are kind of intriguingly divided-- I feel as if there is a persisting nostalgia that keeps people owning Draiks even as their value plummets, and there are plenty of colors/species that people perpetually adore regardless of up/down values, or you know, babies are literally always adored even as they are a mere 600k-- but, then uh, people kind of, value Burlap purely on the grounds of it being an exclusively lab zappable color you can't FFQ or buy your way into, making it 'rare'.... a friend on a neoclone was talking about, due to the relatively fixed price of all PBs there, CLAY is inexplicably a very popular color purely because it is hard to attain.............. a color that, like, I know nobody could truly care about if you detached value from it...

but anyway. how to REALLY tell these people. Average Neopian didn't know Pygui was 1 billion because they just wanted their Kadoatie and got it and were happy. Average Neopian is happy the Faerie Paint Brush is only 1.8 mil.

I get kind of crazed at the out-of-touch-ness of people in terms of like, okay . I see a lot of gazillionaires who have like. 2 pets. that aren't in any way customized. and have a pet rock or. something. and they complain and im like.. rubs temples.... maybe if you were invested in customizing 20 pets you would understand that 1 PB being 2mil is reasonable and difficult enuff in the grand scheme of things. It's far too often one is trying to make a customization and it turns out some 1 item in the customization is,, 15mil alone. a pair of glasses, ah. Ah this 1 petpet alone you want is 5mil. and its brush will be 3mil. ah this p3 is astronomically inaccessible. Ah this BG was distributed 10 years ago at this event and hasn't been seen since and doesn't even have a TP price. THERE ARE TRULY ENOUGH STRUGGLES GUYS.....! FOR REAL.... all of the rest of us are being throttled by every basic morphing potion being like 3mil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! right now!!!!!!!!!!!

#this is why we need to eat the neopian 1% #they want things to stay expensive solely so that they can be billy big dick #they believe that their value as a player and as a person goes down if prices go down #and that's just pathetic. how did we let these people influence the economy for so long?

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put this on your user lookup for everyone to see

#hell yeah #neopets was originally created for college students to waste time #i'm now part of the target audience

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