nikolailantsovhoe

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Plz I need a second season

#dead boy detectives #edwin payne #edwin paine #charles rowland #chedwin #niko sasaki #crystal palace #jenny the butcher #monty the crow #thomas the cat king #the cat king #netflix #the dead boy detectives

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"LGBTQIA+"

"The gays"

"Queer"

"Fa-"

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Edwin: I want you to know... as much as this whole journey has sucked, I’d do it all again because it meant I got to be with you.

Charles with tears in his eyes: Fuck, Edwin.

#chedwin #dead boy detectives #charles rowland #edwin paine #the dead boy detectives #the dead boy detectives agency #charles x edwin #incorrect quotes

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i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.

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“Careful kid. There’s somethin’ comin’—”

“— and it is… angry…”

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You know what the anon option is for? (✿◠‿◠)

For shy people who are too scared to talk to their favourite blogs. (◡‿◡✿)

Not for you to act like a piece of shit. ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

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When i was in middle school i was banned frm the twilight wiki bc i kept changing Edward’s photo to this

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Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

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"I'm a Ghoul fucker, I'd fuck Cooper Howard" of course you would. besides his nose he's weirdly normal looking. The real question is would you fuck Gob?

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tumblr are you telling me something

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Sorry to Charles but if I was Edwin, I’d be climbing the Cat King like a tree

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Lukas Gage as The Cat King in DEAD BOY DETECTIVES (2024)

#he served #pure puss #like cat has me in a fucking choke hold

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Shout out to Cat King; gotta be one of my favorite genders.

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dont you dare call me a fucking fake gamer i think about dick every moment of my life.

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Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^

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DEAD BOY DETECTIVES (April 25 2024)