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kobizenmaru‌:

THIS MAN’S IMAGINATION            was the most surprising thing of all.            Theatrics & all, Uguisumaru was            taken aback by the thought. This            moment truly marked the realization            that him and Tsurumaru were on            completely opposing wavelengths.            Even so, he eyed the other, was the            playful crane attempting to place a            CHALLENGE? Oh, but dare the            warbler bite? To become more lively            was more than he had ever signed            up for.            “Hmm, I never knew Tsurumaru-san            wanted to see me change things up            so badly~ Such an imagination is            quite steep….but not too impossible            to turn into reality.” he replies with            sly grin of his own.

Don’t worry, Uguisumaru. Tsurumaru always has many expectations, and almost all of these expectations should never, ever, make it into reality. Especially if you value your health, your mental health, your property, other people’s health, other people’s mental health, and other people’s property. Thankfully the crane has not gone as far as to consider messing with the timeline for shits and giggles, though he believes that it would be of little temporal consequence if you alter the first Japanese samurai armours to incorporate the glasses-moustache gag combo, other then the expected <s>hilarity</s> gloriousness. 

“What can I say~? I enjoy surprises~ And I enjoy see other people being surprised~ Like, what kind of face do you think Ookanehira would make if you suddenly started juggling dango pieces~?”

#kobizenmaru‌

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dou-tanuki‌:

Well, there’s one thing he’d like, and it’s not among the random assortment of things coming out of Tsuru’s ‘pockets’. “If you want to help, go get my weights.” Does Doudanuki really need to work out while he’s recovering? His answer is yes.

Tsurumaru nods and leaves the room to get Doudanuki’s weights. During the ten minutes that Tsuru was gone, multiple loud crashes and thuds could be heard from around the area, along with mild tremors felt on the floor every time such sounds occurred. When the crane came back, he had the smallest weight Douda had in hand. “In case you were wondering, everything is alright. Totally alright. The holes in your room’s floor should be mended and your weights salvaged from under the house by the time you are recovered enough to leave the mending room. So... nothing to worry about at all.”

#dou-tanuki‌

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continued from here, @iizvmi

Tsurumaru’s response to Izumi’s words was to look at Izumi, then look at Izumi’s unsheathed sword, and then look back at Izumi. “Hm, what an interesting thought. I’m all white and covered in robes, which makes me look like a ghost. And you are in all red and haphazardly waving your sword around, which makes you look like a deranged serial killer. Maybe we are the monsters haunting these woods.” The crane then casually pats the other sword on the back with a bemused chuckle. “Does that thought terrify you, deranged-serial-killer-captain~?”

#iizvmi #hewwo #ovo/ #here have a silly crane

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dou-tanuki‌:

“Oi! That was you?!” He hisses as his body tenses. Owowowowow… So it was actually his fault! Doudaunki was being all patient and manly, but it was actually his fault! “It’s fine.” He repeats with a sigh.

“Well... yeah.” Tsurumaru mumbled with a reasonably sincere-seeming look and tone of voice, which is quite something for a sword well known for being a trickster. Rummaging through his clothing in a manner similar to fidgeting, the crane drew out a bunch of random junk. “And thus I am prepared to do whatever it takes to make you feel better emotionally... what sort of stuff makes you happy normally?”

#dou-tanuki #I finally get to use this icon I had laying around for a year #muahahaha

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((Bleh, my activity here has been horrible for quite a long while. Work, OC ideas, Bungou Stray Dog, Warframe... so much things occupying my mind, yet I still don’t want to completely drop out of RPing yet.

I’d definitely would want to do replies here and on my other blogs slowly here and there, but yeah, sorry for the inactivity.))

#ooc #wehs #I feel so useless at times

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continued from here, @dou-tanuki

Tsurumaru awkwardly averted his eyes from Doudanuki’s. “But I... was kind of responsible for your injuries... after all, I was the one who tripped the enemy tachi, who fell on the enemy naginata, whose weapon knocked the enemy uchigatana, who, as it fell, flung the enemy tantou, that flew and knocked the enemy naginata, who then bumped into the enemy oodachi... you know, the enemy whose body and sword all fell on you....”

#dou-tanuki #sorry this is late

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// Let’s get naked! Or not. Anywho, this is a new rp account for Sengo Muramasa from Touken Ranbu. If you’re interested in interacting, give this a like/reblog. Thankies.

#promo~ #a sengou .o.

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 cyprean‌:

          ❛  THAT’S  …  WHERE  you  lost  me  …  what  does  any  of  this  have  to  do  with  a  mission  ??  don’t  tell  me  i  polished  by  blade  for  nothing  …  if  you  get  scolded,  don’t  come  crying  to  me.  ❜

“Oh~? Its simple really... if the Revisionists are planning an attack by climbing up Kiyomizu stage, then all we have to do to get the drop on them is, well, jump off the stage at Kiyomizu~”

#cyprean #a silly plan #thats all there is #ahahaha

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“Ah, you say that, but have you ever tried it?” Tsurumaru asked in a pleasant, curious tone with a head tilt and a huge smile that usually meant nothing sane. “If it works as a cocoon, why not wings of a butterfly~?”

kopiuchigatana:

“We must have different definitions of the word exciting.” That didn’t sound exciting to him, but it didn’t really matter. It’s what they came here for, after all. 

“Oh? Are you telling me that you don’t find that exciting?” Tsurumaru chuckled and patted Yamanbagiri’s back. “What if you tried using your cloak as a parachute of sorts? Perhaps the feeling of slowing floating down a dark cavern might excite you a little~”

#kopiuchigatana

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kopiuchigatana:

“We must have different definitions of the word exciting.” That didn’t sound exciting to him, but it didn’t really matter. It’s what they came here for, after all. 

“Oh? Are you telling me that you don’t find that exciting?” Tsurumaru chuckled and patted Yamanbagiri’s back. “What if you tried using your cloak as a parachute of sorts? Perhaps the feeling of slowing floating down a dark cavern might excite you a little~”

#kopiuchigatana

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cyprean:

          ❛  HEY  …  COME  on  now,  slow  down  will  ya  !!  you  mind  telling  me  all  that  again  ??  ❜  @nopainnocrane  .

“Aww... did you really not catch all that I’ve just said about the upcoming mission? At least tell me you got the part where we’re going to jump off the stage at Kiyomizu as part of the objectives given.”

#cyprean #its ok I'm fine with short sentences uvu #thanks for the starter~ #also #tsuru pls

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kopiuchigatana:

He actually cracked a smile and had to cover his mouth to keep from snorting too loudly. ”Alright.” If working with Tsurumaru was the “worst”, he could take whatever else could happen today.

Tsurumaru laughs loudly as he pats Yamanbagiri’s back in a playful manner. “Now that the ‘worst’ is out of the way, let’s talk about the ‘best’ that we can expect today! Like this massive, deep hole in the earth that we are going to dive into for resources! Doesn’t that sound exciting~?”

#kopiuchigatana

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continued from here, @coronatius

“Well, your skin seems to be a bit more paler then mine, and that’s pretty concerning.” As Kuninaga was already a pale individual to begin with, his other self Tsurumaru being more paler then him after the battle didn’t seem like a good sign.

“Trick of the light? Its hard to tell when its been dark today....” Right after speaking, the clouds that had been dark and thick in the sky suddenly produced rain, showering Kuni who had been standing in the open while watching Tsuru enter the repairs room.

“I think we can both be cleaned up if you’d just step outside right now.”

#coronatius #I was looking for battle worn kuni icons #then I had this #so the rain was thrown in #ahahha

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kopiuchigatana:

Well that was weirdly… comforting?? Yes the worst thing to happen to him during this mission was having a snowball squashed onto his covered head. The worst was over. “….Thank you?”

Tsurumaru laughed cheerfully as he wrapped an arm around Yamanbagiri’s shoulder as they continued to walk down the snowy road towards their expedition destination. “Don’t worry, Man-bou~ I’ll make sure that the only worst thing to happen to you is you having to work with me... or that could also be the best thing to ever happen to you today~”

#kopiuchigatana #it ok uvu #here have some crane

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howlingmaru:

🕷️ @nopainnocrane || 🕷️ Starter Call

“Tsurumaru-dono?” Hizamaru spotted the white-haired Sword Warrior and quickly made his way over. He had always been known as the prankster of the citadel, “someone who kept things exciting”, as his brother had described him. Hopefully, he could help him.

“I was wondering if you could help me with something. Anija-… I want to surprise him but I have no idea how? Maybe you could help me?”

It was quite a laughable request really, in Hizamaru’s eyes, and if it hadn’t been for Higekiri’s sake, he would’ve never even uttered something like it. Well, sometimes his pride had to be put aside.

“Hiza-bou~” Tsurumaru chirped rather excitedly when Hizamaru sought him out. The green and black sword was always great entertainment whenever he was around, even more so when said sword’s brother is involved, so the white blade was keen to see what’s going to happen this time round. 

“Oh~? You want to surprise Hige-bou~? Now that’s a a request I’d love to take~” Tsuru stated in a tone of voice that sounded a little bit too excited. After all, Hiza would probably try stop the crane whenever Hige was involved in a surprise, so this was a nice change.

“Tell me, what kind of surprise would you like for your anija~? Do you want something sweet that would make him swoon, something scary that would make him scream, or something so ‘spectacular’ that he would-most-likely-not-let-it-go-from-his-shit-list-for-a-week-tops-but-hey-since-you’re-his-brother-he’d-probably-forgive-you-quickly~?”

#howlingmaru #its good #I hope my reply is good too #/x\ #tsuru no

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❝  I am Sayo Samonji. I faced the stories of revenge, and have accepted them. What formed me are dark, stagnant emotions. Surely, those are my…my only true nature. ❞

Hello !! An Independent Sayo Somonji Rp Blog From Touken Ranbu here!! So Please like or reblog if you wouldn’t mind interacting with a blue sword boi. Who will likely pick flowers for you and get rid of your worse enemy with no questions asked. 

#promo~ #a sayo~ #/v\

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kodaitsvki:

–〖 月 〗–

   “Mm…If the tea is too bitter, the sweetness will help offset it.”  The tachi replies with a hum. He continues to hold the jar up, gazing upon the multitude of colors that met his gaze.  It was a very nice sight to enjoy with it’s lively array of colors–Definitely a treat the others might enjoy.  Plus with so many, it would be easy to divide it up equally and still get a fair share.  

  His blue gaze shifts back to the other tachi, a smile still on his lips.  “Some mochi might be good too.  I believe they were…”  He trails off as he glances at the boxes stacked neatly on one another, showcasing some mochi shaped as sakura petals behind a transparent film.  “These also look very tasty.  What do you think Tsurumaru?”

“Well, I’m taking your word for it so your ideas better be a good surprise~” Tsurumaru laughed audibly, clearly showing that he didn’t really have any idea as to what he wanted to buy exactly, and was simply relying on Mikazuki to pick what to get. Not that Tsuru didn’t trust Mika’s choice of groceries or anything, so long as its not anything that was going to involve Mika cooking.

“Mochi~ Of course~ That also sounds very good~” The crane had a bit of hindsight to wonder as to whether Yagen was going to get upset with him and the crescent for overly buying so much inessential goods, but its Yagen, not Heshikiri, so the tantou would most like just pout, say some sarcastic words, and just try to live with what’s done.

#kodaitsvki