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do you believe in scared? you're in one

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my throat & face have actually been itchy the entire time since i woke up 18 hours ago, with the exception of about 15 minutes bc i had a cough drop. and it started itching again immediately. i actually cannot wait for a treeless & apocalyptic world i don't want to be itchy anymore !!!! i don' want to be itchy i don't want to be itchy aa aa aa

#delete later

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Vampyroteuthis Infernalis (Vampire squid) 🦑 for @lamentera​

#i love you squid

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the sandwich price to minimum wage ratio is getting so fucked up

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yeah

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it's such a shame that genshin's writing is so mid bc a lot of the concepts they come up with are really neat. this area has a race of statue people who wanted to abandon fate & gain their own "free will" & decided the best way to do that is to become a hivemind controlled by a universal symphony, & then they decided to go to war on all mortals still bound by fate lest fate's symphony become louder. unfortunately that's just the backdrop, & all the actual drama & intrigue is being spoonfed to us by a talking cat who will overexplain everything except the new vocab they made up, which will be defined once & then never again

#delete later

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what if i just rest my eyes for a second

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Happy World Frog Day from all of the Totally Normal Frogs 🐸

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Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

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i got this robe at a pop up vintage thing for $5 last week & it makes me feel like the emperor's favorite concubine

#delete later

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reposting my tweet as is I don’t need to convince most of you,

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Unmute !

#video

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being an adult and trying to be "responsible with my money" is so hard like literally what corners am I supposed to be cutting on this budget. what am I supposed to stop spending money on. my anxiety meds? food for my cats? impulsive takeout orders? spotify premium? patreon artists who draw huge throbbing monster dicks? all of these are completely necessary to maintain my quality of life.

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it's so cringe how every song on the radio by a woman is about how good she is at having sex. id make a song about being ass at sex. i twist the dick like a pretzel and bite it off that's what id sing

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which is definitely not an omen