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shoutout to friends btw. best thing earth has to offer

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People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

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Bird and horse

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on one hand. i dont like having episodes. on yhe other hand. if i wasnt hypomanic rn i would have no energy to make this dress so. yknow

#like i know i wont rest till its done and thats a comfort to me #is it heathy? nope #but shhh its fine #atlas screams into the abyss

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making the bodice 💪💪

#atlas screams into the abyss

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Please be normal

#literally the reason i dont really identify as nonbinary

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Please be normal

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DND TONIGHTTTT !!! YIPPEEEEE

#this will fix me #atlas screams into the abyss

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being someone’s loser boyfriend would legit be so gender affirming for me. i was meant to be a guy who sucks

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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

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i know gorgug isnt an alchemist artificer but he should still make testosterone to give to kristen. i dunno what her gender is but i think she would have fun with it

#fantasy high #atlas screams into the abyss

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reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you

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reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you

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#4 for the character ask game for any of the dndads teens (or all if them at the same time)

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

ohhh i adore the early season school episodes of dndads s2 so probably something like bottoms 2023. or early 2000s high school coming of age films that are bad but nostalgic and funny

#atlas screams into the abyss #asks

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Imagine you’re some little evil woman sitting in Hades’ throne room when Orpheus walks in to make a deal to get Eurydice back, and Hades is like “yeah ok, just don’t look back otherwise she has to stay here” then walks out of the room. Almost immediately after hearing the conditions, Orpheus breaks his own neck so that it is physically impossible for him to turn it, and then demands that you gouge out his eyes for good measure. Eurydice then gets really upset because she’s convinced this is a sign that Orpheus hates her and never wants to see her again, and Orpheus is completely convinced that this was a normal and logical thing to do.

You are literally the only person in the universe who recognizes this as an act of love. They both then insult you to your face for thinking this is anything other than very normal (Orpheus), or petty hatred (Eurydice).

You are Ianthe Tridentarius.

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i will say kipperlilly’s rage at riz specifically for having an unfair advantage in his dad’s tragic murder when riz has been practically killing himself all year bc they are a single parent low income household and won’t be able to afford uni without a scholarship precisely because his dad’s tragic murder isn’t accounted for is just,,,, oh boy

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Brennan keeps going back to riz as every prominent adult in his life like PLEASE open up about your trauma PLEASE open up about your trauma PLEASE ope-