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#I need Kelly Thompson to comfort me #I mean what is she doing right now? #‘It’s Jeff?’ oh… #can’t she do both Jeff and Rogue and Remy?

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addicted to saying "ill definitely check that out" about things that i will definitely forget to check out

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abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao

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so there's this small crew on a spaceship, right? they get stuck in, and the ship is malfunctioning in weird ways. they have to work together to fix the ship, but there's possibly something else on the ship with them! and people suspect that this alien presence is inside one of them. the crew start acting suspicious and violent towards each other and accuse each other of sabotaging the ship and wanting to kill all the others

which is the plot of among us, but it is also the plot of the season one doctor who episode edge of destruction, and i think that is beautiful

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DAILY REMINDER:

Attractive ≠ Attraction.

You can find people attractive and not be attracted to them. You can find someone beautiful and not fall in love.

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I've noticed that people have started spreading the 1992 Good Omens script around. Please don't. If you've got it up, please take it down. There's a mess of serious and real legalities involved, and I don't want to have to start being a dick and asking for copyright takedowns and all of that, and I don't want to have to regret letting it out into the world. Just take it down, unshare, delete links. Thank you.

#well now I’m curios. #NOT CURIOUS ENOUGH TO GO LOOKING FOR IT THOUGH #good omens

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the Forgers being the best family around ♡

#spy x family

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There needs to be an image of Summer Once Again and I think this is the perfect one. Wonderful directing, Robert!

wait but which goes wrong play had the most miatakes fr 😭

Ah, let's make a fun little list, shall we!!

11. Cornley Drama Festival

A surprise to no one probably we have our lowest one here. Can't be that many mistakes when it isn't scripted, right? Well, wrong, but each part of the Cornley Drama Festival had 64 mistakes. Counted them individually because it would be unfair to add them up

10. 90 Degrees

A surprise to many! This was one of the most guessed episodes for MOST mistakes. If the set hadn't been built sideways it would've been Cornley's most successful episode of all fucking time. 90 Degrees is coming in with a motherfucking whooping record of only 77 mistakes

9. The Lodge

Also a shockingly low amount of mistakes, but worry not, we've already reached the hundreds! A very sweet episode with only 108 mistakes. Yes, again, a record breaking low for the society. They actually seem quite professional at this end of the list comparing to the other...

8. Harper's Locket

Yes, now we're onto the good stuff... Our mistake counter is up to 110 mistakes as Harper's Locker airs and it's only gonna get better (worse)! Still quite nice!

7. The Spirit of Christmas

Classic episode and very run of the mill mistake counter. Many mistakes, disastrous show, very fun! 116 mistakes that could've been slashed in half if they'd used prop alcohol for Robert.

6. The Most Lamentable

Halfway there and we're coming in with a fan favourite! Just beating The Spirit of Christmas with a single mistake we have a nice and round 117 over here. Feels like it should've been more, but we're gonna have some surprise spots on this list...

5. A Trial To Watch

Beating season 2's fan favourite with, once again, only one more mistake, is season 1's fan favourite, A Trial To Watch! 118 mistakes, and rightly suspected, Dennis stands for most of them! I love you, Dennis.

4. The Pilot (Not The Pilot)

Of course The Pilot (Not The Pilot) is up here amongst the best (worst!) episodes, it's one of the all time classics. Standing proud with 119 mistakes it is rightfully one of the best (worst) episodes they've done

3. The Nativity

And here we are with the episode that made Robert finally perform his coup. The Nativity. And, all credit where credit is due, it was, at the time, Chris' worst production thus far that prompted Robert to go for the successful coup. 120 mistakes.

2. There Is No Escape

There Is No Escape truly for the Cornley Drama Society. Probably the biggest shocker here, because when I did this poll almost nobody guessed this episode. Chris got back his title as director and then immediately went and did his worst performance yet. Even worse than the episode that got him couped! 123 mistakes!

1. Summer Once Again

Here we finally are... Yes, ignoring the number two spot, you were right. Of fucking course Summer Once Again had the most mistakes! Robert couped and did the worst job they've ever done! And it's not even close! The previous like 7 episodes have been like a mistake or two more than the previous. Chris' worst episode is 123 mistakes and Robert, always vying to outdo Chris, barrels down the door with 142 mistakes.

#the goes wrong show #cornley polytechnic drama society #my guess was 90 degrees #that set fooled me

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benedick literally chooses beatrice over everything else in his life & then gets all flustered proposing to her in front of friends & family. he is so embarrassing

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U say to urself "i dont need notches, ill know how to orient the pieces when sewing bc i made the pattern" this is the devil speaking. Put notches in ur pattern and cut them into ur fabric. Youll be glad for it

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please why are the classic daleks so much more polite than the 2000s daleks, those giant pepperpots are carrying trays of food for the doctor and susan and ian and barbara into their cell i am CACKLING todays daleks would have shot them all on sight before even suggesting that

#Doctor who #classic who #after dealing with him time and time again they just want it to be over #SHOOT. THE. DOc-Tor! #NO. FOoD. FOR. HIM

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hi, here’s a full collection of the kate beaton nancy drew comics

1, 2, 3, 4

#kate beaton #I’ve read these books and can confirm that this is what they’re about #9/10 #not enough Ned trying to feel up Nancy #Nancy Drew

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#I should make some soup #Good soup

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“you’re an art model does that mean you’re NAKED?” “yeah” “whoa….those lucky artists ;)”

…buddy.

#Art #I know that scar on your stomach better than I know you.

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Just finished hamlet & had to share THIS

#Shakespeare