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New Orleans Drag Queens on Bourbon St,

1975

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it's all in the eyes

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me: reblogs anything

the green bar that pops up telling me I reblogged something:

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HANNIBAL + Text Posts 20/∞

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a graph based on my observations

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banned from the clock app for making too many alarms. you set too many alarms girl! banned from clock app.

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hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

#strawberries

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this is what i mean when i type 👀 btw

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The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

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people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

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All I could hear my first listen through during “The Prophecy” 💀🤡✌️

#taylor swift #taylornation #taylurking #ts ttpd #ttpd #ttpd era #taylor swift ttpd #ttpd spoilers #ttpd tracklist #the tortured poets department #tortured poets era #the prophecy #swifties #swifttok

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i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest

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The Royal Ballet’s Woolf Works (2017), ph. Tristram Kenton

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due to not wanting to, i will not. thanks.

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knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.

knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.

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Did you eat? (I love you) I bought the bread you like (I love you) I noticed you were upset so I brought you tea (I love you) I made this for you (I love you) I know you have a lot of work and can't talk now so I will leave this thing you like around (I love you) I did your chores (I love you) I will sit by in case you need anything (I love you. I love you. I love you)