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I'm mostly just not even Sirius... Ha!Mun is ALWAYS mobile, and thus, slow to reply sometimes.
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I’mma try to keep this short but basically, anyone who has talked to me for more than five minutes knows about my abusive home life. I recently lost my job and I no longer have any income. I literally have no money for food and my mom forbids me from touching anything in the kitchen so I’ve been drinking cloudy water from the bathroom sink and sneaking a slice of bread or sandwich meat from the kitchen when everyone is asleep because my insides hurt so bad that I’m afraid not to. I don’t even take then $2.50 bus fare that it takes to get to get to my friend’s house where it’s safe. So, I’m pretty much begging for help right now. If you want commissions or anything, I write and draw and all you have to do is ask. Just please, I feel so desperate right now.
My paypal email is: [email protected]
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I’mma try to keep this short but basically, anyone who has talked to me for more than five minutes knows about my abusive home life. I recently lost my job and I no longer have any income. I literally have no money for food and my mom forbids me from touching anything in the kitchen so I’ve been drinking cloudy water from the bathroom sink and sneaking a slice of bread or sandwich meat from the kitchen when everyone is asleep because my insides hurt so bad that I’m afraid not to. I don’t even take then $2.50 bus fare that it takes to get to get to my friend’s house where it’s safe. So, I’m pretty much begging for help right now. If you want commissions or anything, I write and draw and all you have to do is ask. Just please, I feel so desperate right now.
My paypal email is: [email protected]
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I’mma try to keep this short but basically, anyone who has talked to me for more than five minutes knows about my abusive home life. I recently lost my job and I no longer have any income. I literally have no money for food and my mom forbids me from touching anything in the kitchen so I’ve been drinking cloudy water from the bathroom sink and sneaking a slice of bread or sandwich meat from the kitchen when everyone is asleep because my insides hurt so bad that I’m afraid not to. I don’t even take then $2.50 bus fare that it takes to get to get to my friend’s house where it’s safe. So, I’m pretty much begging for help right now. If you want commissions or anything, I write and draw and all you have to do is ask. Just please, I feel so desperate right now.
My paypal email is: [email protected]
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I’mma be on a mini-hiatus. I’ll see you guys in a couple of days!
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Right, and so began the end of Orion’s life. Sirius moves quickly, looping his arm around his neck and so that he could pull him into a headlock.
“I will if you keep eating all my food!” he huffs, hotly.
quickly, orion stuffed in it into his mouth and grinned at him, before turning back to his own meal.
❝ not sorry. it’s not like you’re gonna starve, anyways. ❞
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He frown’s and shakes his head, peeking back once again. “No- No, she makes me feel uncomfortable. It’s such a sensitive subject and I don’t think I could approach it with her. But here, I feel so, uh, embraced and accepted.”
Sirius clears his throat. “You wouldn’t mine checking it out for me, would you?”
Professional first–shout later. Minerva’s personal policy for troublesome questions had never been tested more than with this particular class of Gryffindors.
“I… can certainly see why that might be concerning. But perhaps your question might be better directed to Madame Pomfrey?”
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Sirius sucks in an offended breath that develops into a threatening growl.
“I will end you! Knock it off!”
he laughed and snatched another chip from his brother’s plate.
❝ you gotta be faster. ❞
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“And what about fugly she-beasts from the Amazon?”
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“I think you might have something wrong with your eyes and your judge of character. As a matter of fact, everything about you is wrong. So.”
“Short people’s opinions are irrelevant.”
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Are you OC friendly, I didn't see anything about it in your rules?
Yeah, I like rping with anyone and everyone. Also, thanks so much for letting me know you had doubts about it, I’ll change them to make sure it’s more obvious. C:
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Exploration Roleplay Group
An open roleplay group dedicated to bring people together; whether it be Canon characters or OCs. We accept people of any media, and promote a friendly enviroment to meet new partners and make new friends.
Rules | Application | Masterlist | group page
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I don’t know why anyone ever thinks it’s a good idea to rp w/ me tbh.
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oh my fucking god, you two!
jfc
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Sirius chances a glance over his shoulder, knowing that if his friends were there he wouldn't be able to locate them anyways. “Well, err, you see... I’m afraid my prick is malfunctioning.”
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Remus Lupin for riidiculum
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“I can’t believe... You seriously just implied that I- Wow. Low. You’re absolutely low.”
“In all honesty, the only thing I think Hogwarts won’t be able to stand is you suddenly gaining a figure that mirrors Dolores Umbridge.”
#:: negl as a fat person imma agree w u lily#:: bc she is just gross and horrible#peridotxlily#v:: ud
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“I’m going to be completely honest with you, Evans. You’re on the verge of starting a war that I don’t think the walls of Hogwarts will be able to withstand.” And to punctuate this, Sirius shoves the entire piece of bacon in his mouth.
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“I’m not saying you’re fat. I’m saying you will become fat if you eat that piece of bacon instead of giving it to me, Sirius.”
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telling me that you want to explore the possibilities of shipping with me isn’t forcing a ship with me. sending me a ship-related meme to test the waters isn’t forcing a ship on me. writing me a starter and having your muse refer to mine as a significant other / and or insinuating that my muse feels something for him/her without discussing it with me first is totally forcing a ship on me. so please, send me all the ship memes you want, come to my inbox and yell about shipping our muses; i love that shit.
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Glowering is the only entertainment Sirius actually offers her statement and he feels sick enough that he doesn’t think he’ll be finishing his egg and toast. Rocking back and forth in his chair, he slams forward when she finally broaches the subject of his repugnant attitude. And that’s just- it’s absolutely not happening. Not with her.
“Have you seen James?” he snaps, abruptly. There’s no way it was taking him that long to send off a letter in the owlery. The wails across the Great Hall simmer to something that seems even more pathetic than bawling to the heavens. Sirius feels green and he thinks he might toss the bit of food he’d managed to get down before he’d indulged in the daily paper.
Marlene sat down at the long table grabbing herself an apple off the fruit tray. Before raising her eyebrow at Sirius across the table. ‘’Well, the point of breakfast is to eat and occasionally even socialisation, I don’t know about you but I kind of like eating, and socialising isn’t that bad either.’’ she said folding her arms in front of her.
‘’Okay I’ll bite. I can see you’re in a shitty mood this morning. Who pissed in your cornflakes?’’ she asked taking a bite of her apple before throwing a glance over her shoulder at whatever was going on behind her.
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