I’m back! I’m pregnant, and I’m having a boy! =D
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Detective Pikachu (2019)
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Dear Heart,
Please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that's it.
-@lipikkastuffs
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my toxic trait : i hurt in silence and pray that someone loves me enough to notice i’m not being myself
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😈💦
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adult emailing culture is overthinking how polite you sound and forgetting to send the attachments
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“6 months from now I will be in a different situation.”
Speak it into existence.
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*watches recipe in cookbook*
Okay so I need 3 eggs
*walks over the fridge*
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*opens fridge*
Wait was it 2 eggs
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My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
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@natvanlis and @baumanelise Instagram story (8/19/19)
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