Or the Catacombs Contest? (Can’t remember the name in Japanese.)
did sendou daiki never tell kiyoka about his double loss at artemis or
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Someone: Are you a boy or a girl?
Kaz: I'm an Artemis champion.
Someone: But what's between your legs?
Hanz: *From across the room* ME HOPEFULLY.
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Kaz: *Sees someone doing something insane*
Kaz: Wow what an idiot.
Kaz: *Sees that it's Van*
Kaz: Oh god, that's my idiot.
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Hanz: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
[punches a wall]
Hanz: Take me to the hospital.
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Lex: It’s pretty muggy out there
Tyler: If I go outside and find all our mugs on the lawn I’m leaving you
Lex: *nonchalantly sips coffee from a bowl*
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Devin: The printer messed up the invitations! It's supposed to say "Lex's birthday!"
Tyler: What does it say instead?
Devin: "Lex's bi"
Tyler:
Devin: This still works, doesn't it?
Tyler: Yep.
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Van: So, how have you been?
Dak: Fine. Except for this headache, it comes and goes.
Hanz: [enters the room]
Dak: Oh look it’s back.
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Lex: Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
Tyler: Lex, everyone.
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Tyler: We're not a couple. We're definitely not a couple.
Lex: Well, you seem pretty insulted by that. What, I'm not good enough for you?
Tyler: We're not gonna have this discussion again.
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Tyler: Everybody seems to be having a midlife crisis at 16.
Kaz: Since I don't know which time of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis.
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I have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage.
Lex
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If you like talking, you might also enjoy shutting up. It’s like talking except you don’t fuck up everything all the time forever and ever.
Dak to Hanz
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Van: *does something cute*
Dak: Lol I don't care.
Narrator: But Dak did care.
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Dak: You know who I am.
Van: No, we don't.
Dak: You know what I do.
Amy: We're still unclear on who you are.
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Dak: Can I kill him now?
Tyler: Charming.
Hanz: He grows on you.
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Pick your battles. Pick…pick fewer battles than that. Put some battles back. That’s too many.
Kaz to Van
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Van: [praying] It’s me again. I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won’t run away. Maybe send me an angel! The nicest angel you have.
Dak: [maniacal laughing]
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