#original: friends

[itsagentromanoff]

Tony: Darcy. Look, it’s got to be Darcy, the girl in the red skirt. I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat.

Carol: That was me.

Tony: Look, when I’ve been drinking, sometimes I tend to get overly friendly, and I’m sorry.

Natasha: That’s okay.

Steve: That’s all right.

Bucky: That’s okay.

#original: friends #robert downey jr #chris evans #sebastian stan #brie larson #scarlett johansson #tony stark #steve rogers #bucky barnes #carol danvers #kat dennings #darcy lewis #tony x steve #tony x bucky #tony x darcy #tony x carol #the avengers #non avengers quotes #quoting the avengers #natasha romanoff

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(at a party at Tony and Steve's)

Peter:...Uh, I'm seeing someone.

Tony: Oh?

Wade: Oh?

Bruce(who's known about Peter and Wade for a while and couldn't tell Tony): Ohh...

Tony: So, who's the mystery person?

Peter: Well, uh, he's a superhero.

Tony: A real superhero?

Peter (sarcastic): No, a Time Square superhero....He's handsome, and he's sweet, and know you'd like him...if you just got to know him [he puts his arm around Wade]

Tony(who's been busy fixing a drink): Well that's wonderful. . . I -

(Tony stops when he sees Peter and Wade with their arms around each other)

Peter:...Dad, it's OK.

Wade: It is, Tony...I mean, Mr. Stark....I mean, Iron Man.

Tony: STEVE! Could you come in here for a moment?...NOW!

Steve(enters holding a baseball bat he'd been looking for): - Found it!

Bruce: - I'LL TAKE THAT, STEVE! [grabs the bat and leaves quickly]

#incorrect quotes #mcu #stony #superfamily #spideypool #science bros #original: friends #peter parker #wade wilson #tony stark #bruce banner #steve rogers #marvel

[callsign-daydream]

Hangman: I'm always right about these things. Coyote: No, you're not. Last week you thought Bob was trying to kill you. Hangman: Well, I'm sorry, but it's hard to believe that someone would tell a story that dull just to tell it.

#top gun maverick #top gun incorrect quotes #original: friends #jake hangman seresin #javy coyote machado #robert bob floyd #jake x javy friendship #he's actually that ridiculous

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Luke Skywalker: Jacen, do you think your favorite animal says very much about you? Jacen Solo: You mean behind my back?

#luke skywalker #jacen solo #star wars #star wars legends #incorrect star wars quotes #original: friends

[forumjutsu]

Naruto: You made Sakura cry!

Sasuke: Sakura always cries!

Sakura: Not true! *starts sobbing*

#naruto #naruto incorrect quotes #incorrect naruto quotes #team 7 #sakura haruno #naruto shippuden #naruto uzumaki #incorrect team 7 #uzumaki naruto #sasuke uchiha #uchiha sasuke #team kakashi #original: friends

[lilisouless]

Jesper: I can't believe it

Nina: it wasn't a real shotgun

Jesper: yes but still, you trew yourself over Kaz instead of me, you choose Kaz over me!

Nina: not exactly...i actually trew myself over Kaz because...my sandwich was there, i was trying to save my sandwich

Jesper: you risked your life...for a sandwich?

Nina: i wasn't thinking, it was a moment of heat!

making a friends rewatch, everything that can turn into incorrect crows, will turn into incorrect crows

#incorrect six of crows #netflix shadow and bone #six of crows #leigh bardugo #jesper fahey #nina zenik #crooked kingdom #grishaverse #six of crows incorrect quotes #soc incorrect quotes #original: friends

[sunnysideprincess]

Howard: So, who's the mystery man?

Tony: Well, he's a Captain.

Howard: A real Captain?

Tony: No. A Captain of ducks. Of course, he's a real Captain. And he's handsome. *hugs Steve* And he's sweet. And I know that you'll like him.

Howard: Well that's wonderful, that- *sees Steve and Tony hugging* I-

Tony: Dad, it's okay.

Steve: It is, Howard.

Howard: Peggy? Can you come in here? Now!

Peggy: *rushing in with her old gun* Hey! Look what Jarvis found!

Maria: Oh dear, I'll take that!

#godmother Peggy #stevetony #Original: Friends #tony stark #steve rogers #stony #howard stark #maria stark #peggy carter #incorrect quotes #aunt peggy

[letitrainathousandflames]

Obi-Wan, taking the passenger's seat on Anakin's cloud car which he uses for undercover missions: *reaching over his shoulder* where- where is the seatbelt?

Anakin, nonchalantly: oh, there isn't one. The EMT had to cut it after one of the crashes.

Obi-Wan: I'm sorry, "one of" the crashes?!

#original: friends #well i added something else but i think its funny #incorrect quotes #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi

[incorrectnancydrewquotes]

Bess: Logan? That’s a great name. Logan: Oh, you like that? You should hear my phone number.

#SAW #shadow at the water's edge #logan mitchell #bess marvin #original: friends #mod amy

[ask-giovanni-and-ghetsis]

Giovanni: What are we doing?

Ghetsis: Wasting our lives.

Giovanni: I meant for lunch..

#original: friends #source: tumblr #incorrect pokemon quotes #plasma boss ghetsis #rocket boss giovanni #ghetsis is a mood here ngl

[incorrectlasthours]

[James drunk in Paris, having a mental breakdown and talking to Cordelia and Matthew]

James: Aaah, love. L.O.V.E, love.

James: “L” is for life, and what is life without love?

Cordelia: By the angel, are we supposed to answer?

James: “O” is for… “Oh wow!”

James: “V” is for this very surprising turn of events

James: *turning to Cordelia and Matthew* which I’m still fine with by the way.

James: “Eeeee”… is for how extremely normal I find it that you two are together.

#just saw this episode of friends and my mind instantly went JAMES #incorrect last hours #the last hours #tlh #james herondale #cordelia carstairs #matthew fairchild #herondaisy #jordelia #fairstairs #chain of thorns #original: friends

[itsagentromanoff]

Tony: Listen to this... I went out with this girl last night and half way through our date I realized I already slept with her.

[Steve makes a strange face and sits down]

Bucky: So basically you've slept with all the woman in New York and now you're just going around again.

Tony: Well that's not even the weird part. I don't think she remembered sleeping with me.

Steve: But you don't remember sleeping with her.

Tony: Yeah but she should remember sleeping with me. I am very memorable, you guys know.

Bucky: What, how do we know, we never slept with you.

Tony: And who's fault is that?

#original: friends #robert downey jr #sebastian stan #chris evans #tony stark #bucky barnes #steve rogers #stuckony #stony #winteriron #tony x bucky #tony x steve #tony x steve x bucky #the avengers #non avengers quotes #quoting the avengers

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Rooster: Where's Maverick? Iceman: Ugh, he's at home not doing the dishes, even though our deal was that he would! And I'll tell ya something - I’m not doing them this time! I don’t care if those dishes sit in the sink until they’re all covered with...I’ll do them when I get home!

#incorrect quotes #top gun maverick #icemav #icemav + rooster #original: friends #tom kazansky #pete mitchell #bradley bradshaw #maverick mitchell #iceman kazansky #rooster bradshaw

[callsign-daydream]

Hangman: Rooster seems to think that you have feelings for me. Phoenix: I do have feelings for you. Hangman: You do? Phoenix: I feel that you are very annoying.

#top gun maverick #top gun incorrect quotes #original: friends #jake hangman seresin #natasha phoenix trace #jake is annoying (fondly)

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Corran Horn: Where are you from? Lujayne Forge: Kessel. Corran Horn: I'm sorry? Lujayne Forge: I said Kessel. Corran Horn: No, no, I heard. I'm just sorry.

#corran horn #lujayne forge #rogue squadron #star wars #star wars legends #incorrect star wars quotes #original: friends

[forumjutsu]

Sai: I think it would be appropiate to have a match while we wate, given we are an even number of people.

Sasuke, Natuto and Sakura: ....

Sakura: We are forbidden to compete in anything unless Kakashi-sensei specifically requires it.

Sai: Why?

Sakura: We had a race and things went a little out of hand.

Naruto: She means Sasuke went crazy and broke my nose.

Sasuke: Accidentaly.

Naruto: It was so not an accident! He saw I was about to tag him, so he throw a big fat elbow in my face and kept running.

Sasuke: To win the race, by the way.

Naruto: Of course not! It didn't count because of the spectaculary illegal nose-breaking, remember?

Sasuke *to Sai*: I won the race.

Naruto: Then how come you didn't get the Team Seven Cup?

Sai: There was a... Team Seven Cup?

Sakura *sadly*: It used to be, but Kakashi-sensei said the were not winners that day, so he took the trophy...

Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto: *holding their tears*

Sakura: ... and threw it in the lake.

#naruto #naruto shippuden #genin team 7 #naruto incorrect quotes #incorrect naruto quotes #team 7 #sakura #sakura haruno #naruto uzumaki #uzumaki naruto #sasuke #sasuke uchiha #kakashi sensei #kakashi hatake #kakashi #sai naruto #team kakashi #team seven #incorrect team 7 #original: friends